《The Fine and Wholesome Activity of Chasing Shadows》Advent 4 - Part 3
Advertisement
Servants bashed drums of all shapes and sizes. Then the flute section started up. After that, the trumpeters announced their presence. Finally, there was one strong voice that could be heard above all the clamor and fanfare. The king himself sang as his ensemble paraded through the city. Merchants closed their stalls for the day, families left their houses and knights lined the streets. The entire city ground to a halt as their leader made his way to the lord’s castle.
In summary, the king’s arrival was nothing short of a public menace. A flock of drunken screeching pigeons would have been easier on my ears. Hell, they probably would have made it through the city faster as well.
I shadowed the parade as it carved its way through Wren. My chance to strike came at the very end when the king climbed out of his litter in order to walk through the gate to the castle garden.
I pushed through the crowd until I ran into the outer wall of knights. They moved to stop me but I muttered a quick chant and they suddenly sat down in a daze. The king heard the commotion and turned to face me. His retainers noticed as well and I was quickly surrounded. In response, I simply waved at my aging employer.
“Stand down, all of you.” The king barked. The knights looked back in shock but they quickly obeyed. Next, the king addressed me. “Elver! I didn’t think I’d see you skulking through the crowd like a street urchin. Frankly, I would have expected you to greet me inside the castle.”
“Well, I had a bit of trouble you see…” I trailed off while flashing a toothy grin at lord Malcolm who stood at the gate, waiting to greet the king.
The inept dwarf looked at me, then at the king and then back at me. After finishing some mental gymnastics, the lord’s face turned pale.
“I-I would just like to say-” Malcolm spoke up but the king simply waved his hand.
“I’ll hear it all in due time. After I settle in at the castle.” His highness turned away and I followed him in.
I glanced back to see Malcolm glaring at me. He quickly ordered his knights to disperse the crowd and then scampered to the king’s side.
“Please listen, your majesty…” He pleaded through gritted teeth.
The king stopped in his tracks and whipped around to face Malcolm.
Advertisement
“I, Gespa Rowell, have already made my decision.” He growled. “Do you wish to question it?”
The terrified lord shook his head, his carefully sculpted hair giggling as he did so.
As expected, the king’s anger did not burn out quickly. Gespa was seething as he went over every fine detail of the castle’s interior and exterior. After berating Malcolm, who still hadn’t had a chance to defend himself from our earlier incident, he set about gathering all the servants in the house. Gespa lined them up and beat them where they stood, despite their lord’s protest. Then he divided them into teams and ordered them to fix every error that he had tediously explained to Malcolm earlier.
Our king wasn’t called the meticulous tyrant for nothing. Everyone who has been to the palace knew about his sensitive taste and violent punishments. Lord Malcolm was no doubt aware of it as well, he probably ran his servants ragged trying to prepare without me.
Although even if I had been there, the king’s reaction would’ve likely been the same. I may be one of the few men who can grasp Rowell’s tastes but he’s someone who can find fault in any job, no matter how carefully done. It was a better strategy to abandon all responsibility from the start.
“…Why?” Lord Malcolm whispered to me once we had a brief reprieve from the king’s madness. “I can’t say I’ve ever met you before. I don’t know you or your relatives. And you’ve only heard about me from the king, right? Why would you set his majesty against me?”
“I came here ready to work.” I replied calmly. “You’re the one who tossed me away.”
“Bullshit! I investigated you after my guards never came back. People have seen you in this city for days now! Even if I had accepted you yesterday, there still wouldn’t have been enough time to finish preparations.”
“Oh, you figured me out?”
“Plus, you even had the gall to appear at my gate dressed like a beggar. Anyone could guess that you’d be refused, even with the king’s seal. Just what is it that you have against me!?”
“I don’t have anything against you, lord Malcolm.” I blinked in confusion. “I had heard about you from other lords and knew that you wouldn’t be able to meet the king’s standards by yourself. So I figured it would be more fun to let things unfold like this. Of course, it also made my life a lot easier.”
Advertisement
“So my reputation and my servant’s wellbeing were sacrificed for your entertainment!? How dare you…” Malcolm quickly reeled back his rage as he heard the king exit his chamber.
“Well, this place is still a mess but it will do for now.” The king released a sigh that was both long and loud. “Malcolm, make sure your servants are working on everything that I asked them to. Elver, I want you to brief me on your investigations.”
“Yes, my king.” We both answered simultaneously but our levels of enthusiasm were like night and day.
Malcolm made himself scarce while the king and I entered his personal chamber. One glance and I could tell it was certainly not a mess. Each wall was covered in priceless paintings. Every corner had expertly carved stands which held glass vases filled with unique combinations of flowers.
The bed itself was another beast entirely. Four gilded spires held up an upper area where curtains could be drawn from each side. The sheets and pillows used a deep red as the canvas for a host of patterns embroidered with golden thread. It monopolized the vast majority of the chamber’s space. Lord Malcolm had clearly created it for this event. There was no way he kept something this expensive for his own use.
The king threw back the bed’s curtains and sat at the far end with another hefty sigh. I stood before him and began my briefing. I discussed a number of things from new avenues of profit to violent crime and potential corruption. Wren was growing so quickly that an expert needed to be sent in to address its ever-changing state. Similarly, the king decided that a personal visit was necessary to remind the newly prosperous citizens that they still owe allegiance to their kingdom.
“By the way…” The king said, looking up at me with interest for the first time since our talk began. “I heard a rather unsightly rumor about the next town over.”
“So, that rumor has even reached the palace...” Suddenly I was even more curious about the man, or possibly demon, who started it. “I sent my pupil to investigate the town in question. However, we’re already starting to see signs of the festival in Wren.”
“Signs? Like what?”
“People are disappearing, spirited away by demons.”
“Bah, you mean eaten, right?” The king scoffed. “Sugarcoating things is one of your more disgusting habits.”
“They’re biding their time, getting stronger in populated cities before the grim festival starts.”
“That’s a problem. If this continues then we won’t have enough people to sustain Wren’s growth. Elver, I order you to find and kill every demon in this city.”
I nodded, grimacing inwardly. I had known that it was only a matter of time before I received one of his unreasonable requests.
“My king, there is another option…” I started hesitantly. Gespa didn’t interrupt me, so I continued. “There have been rumors about the monster that appears at the end of a grim festival but we have no conclusive information. All I can say is that if this festival is allowed to finish, it will create a demon of unknown power.”
“Another reason to nip it in the bud.”
“Catching and killing every demon in this city would give me more souls to work with but that’s it. If we could find a way to tame the victor of the festival, then we would gain an impressive asset.”
“Is something like that even possible?” The king’s eyes lit up with greed. This was why Gespa is worth working with.
“If we can’t subjugate it, then we kill it. The soul of such a demon would likely be a treasure that’s equal or greater to a powerful servant. Plus…” My eyes lit up as well. “This amalgam of demons could be the key that I’ve been searching for.”
The king sat in silence, considering my offer. He was only thirty years younger than me and it showed. Over time, his hardened facial features had softened into unsightly wrinkles. The king’s once imposing frame had finally dwindled into the thin and bony body that sat before me. I could see his yellowed teeth through his large red beard as he grinned in delight.
“So, we could be getting a powerful soldier, a nearly unending power source for sorcery or your research in immortality might finally bear fruit?” The king licked his lips. “The citizens will repopulate. Even if it slows growth for now, this sounds like a chance that we can’t pass up.”
Advertisement
- In Serial15 Chapters
Calandoris
A guy who played a sci-fi VRMMORPG was thrown in another world. And no, the other world doesn't have game mechanics. Nothing serious. Occasional updates, when I feel like it. Mature content.
8 98 - In Serial10 Chapters
Eusocial
There's a reason people made the word improbable. Just because something would never happen based on common sense or reason, doesn't mean it can't happen. For example, a soul maintaining their memories through the River of the afterlife, a stream of ethereal energies that remove and store memories from the recently departed only to return when they die again. Another example, a soul by it's sheer will maintaining awareness during the process of a new body's development; nearly infintesimile chances of happening, but there is still a chance. Hi, you can call me Esseu (S U) and I managed to do both of those nearly impossible things back to back. My reward for such a feat? I was turned into a glorified bee keeper. [Updates thursday every 2 weeks] ( I do not claim ownership of the image of the Cover, it is under public domain)
8 144 - In Serial8 Chapters
Authority: The Prequel
*Humans do not own anything but is only instead given the talent to manage it.* Thus, authority was born.
8 267 - In Serial42 Chapters
Aas-e-Ishq (Hope Of Love)
Book 1 of Ishq Series.|| Highest ranking: #1 in Cousins on 30 Aug 2020|||| Highest ranking: #1 in spiritual on 23 March 2021||||Highest ranking: # 1 in happiness on 3 September 2021|||| 1st place winner in Indian Legion Awards Phase 3||His grief is long whose hope is short.Hooriya Rehman. A beautiful creation of Allah. She was happy go lucky girl. Great flexibility, willingness and a positive attitude with great communication skills was the key for her to become an event manager. Dig in to see how HOPE OF LOVE made her life upside down in just one night.Zaydan Jahangir. The handsome creation of Allah. He is the first child of Jahangir household. He has the powerfull aura around him which makes everyone intimated by him. All the girls are crazy for his looks but only one girl looked at his heart.Stay tuned to see how only one night took Zaydan Jahangir to break his own rule of never mingling with girls and having HOPE OF LOVE after crushing an innocent heart.They hope. Hope from Allah, to unite their love after series of hardship.Join me in hope that both HOPES colloid with each other and be a reality.Total no. Of chapters : 30Bonus Chapters : 3 (4th coming soon)First Chapter : 16 August 2020Epilogue : 13 November 2020Highest ranking:#1 in cousins from 2.29K stories#42 in sad from 306K stories#1 in happiness from 53.8 K storiesTHIS BOOK'S CHARACTERS BELONGS TO ISLAM. ISLAM IS A PERFECT RELIGION. ITS FOLLOWERS AREN'T.ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. THIS BOOK SHOULD NOT BE PUBLISHED NOR TRANSLATED IN ANY OTHER FORM. IF YOU SEE ANY OF MY WORK ANYWHERE ELSE BEING COPIED, PLEASE REPORT. THE BOOKS/CHARACTERS NAMES OR ANY SCENE IF FOUND SIMILAR SOMEWHERE ELSE IS TOTALLY A CO-INCIDENT. THIS IS MY ORIGINAL WORK.
8 62 - In Serial56 Chapters
HEfTY
What if everyone in the world gave you $1? That’s what Hefty, a fat and cocky 14-year-old computer hacker tries to do. He bets on Bitcoin, and becomes a millionaire. Nevertheless, it’s short lived because Hefty is under the beck and call of his BPD mom. Hefty’s mom has leukemia. After seeing his mom’s hospital bill, he goes full tilt on the internet, selling crazy things on the Dark Web, like drones, drugs, and guns. And under his nose, someone’s been watching Hefty. Before he knows it, he’s abducted by ISIS and transported to Syria. ISIS’s chief tech officer was blown apart in an airstrike. All of ISIS’s money freshly minted into Cryptocurrencies. The passcodes in his mind blew up with the airstrike. The King of ISIS, forces Hefty to find the passcodes. At gunpoint, Hefty can’t say no, but tricks the King. The King makes a deal with him: If Hefty gets the money off the server, he gets to keep his life (and 10%). Hefty agrees and sees the amount from his 10%: $1.1 Billion in BTC. Drunk with money, Hefty joins the King and naively agrees to help ISIS, and starts buying everything he’s always wanted. He still misses home though, and after a google search brings up his mom, he throws bread crumbs through the internet. He creates digital trails throughout the back end of sites he hacks so people can find him. Even though his lifestyle is fun and exciting, ISIS starts to look less inspiring. Hefty sees the cruelty of ISIS’s cause and it disillusions him from thinking the Caliphate is noble. After some ISIS friends start dying, Hefty sees that war is dumb. Hefty tells his dying friend, on his last breaths, that he is going to take down ISIS. Mistake. With his last yells, his friend tattles on Hefty. Overnight, he goes from Multimillionaire to POW. The King gives him 2 options: blow up his favorite team on a game day of the Cleveland Browns, or his mother dies. Hefty chooses his mother. Within weeks, Hefty covertly writes software to defeat ISIS, leaving enough breadcrumbs to attract the Chief of Staff of the U.S. Army, General Tarvish. Acting quickly, General Tarvish works to find Hefty and uncover the Brown’s Stadium plot. Hefty finds a way to bomb the stadium, using an order that the president enacted putting all combat planes: no matter where over the US, had to be fully loaded and ready for war. Tarvish didn’t plan this into his counter measure. Hefty has set up ambushes against the Caliphate of ISIS… but the joke turns on him when he forgets to delete his code, and his terror attack on Brown’s Stadium goes off. Hefty’s location goes live, and an air campaign against the Caliphate starts. The US President angrily tries to drop a nuclear bomb on Hefty and the Caliphate. Tarvish kills the President before he can order the attack. The King flees by truck into the desert, but brings his cyber weapon: Hefty. Fed up, unafraid, and frankly pissed off, Hefty grows some balls and kills everyone in the car, giving the King his just reward, and careening down a mountain in the process.
8 318 - In Serial12 Chapters
Dipcifica One-Shots { By - Ninja Rainbow }
A bunch of short stories not really connected in any way (may be some references to previous ones SOMETIMES) about my favorite GF ship Dipcifica. This is my first time writing fanfic so give me a chance and please don't hate!Note: I (of course) don't own Gravity Falls characters or stories or anything like that, those belong to Alex Hirsch. I also don't own the art I use (I totally stink at drawing) and it all belongs to the creator.(Fun Fact: The Font for the cover is called 'Pacifico')
8 180

