《My shitty isekai adventure》004 Marooo
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As he got closer. He could see them more clearly. There were around twenty of them with some calves.
“If they have calves they must have milk?” Wei exclaimed and sped up towards them.
As he got within 100 meters of them a cow with sharp horns that was noticeably bigger than the other ones came from the other side of the herd and got between him and the herd.
Since he didn’t slow down at all it raised its head and looked towards the sky as it vented its anger.
“Marroooooo”
Wei looked at it without and replied: “Maroooooo to you too motherf….”
The bull was visibly agitated as he started to dig out dirt and grass with its hoofs.
Suddenly it started running but Wei, being as high as a kite, didn't start running in the opposite direction but towards the bull.
The bull started running towards Wei bus as it saw the weird two legged animal running towards him. It shocked him so much it stopped in its tracks like it pulled a handbrake to take another look at his opponent as if to decide if he should make a hasty retreat.
As it stopped Wei was just 10 meters away from him it pointed its horns towards Wei and awaited a collision and the inevitable outcome. As the awaited collision didn’t come it lifted its head in confusion and looked around only to discover Wei had disappeared.
By that time Wei was already by the closest cow pushing a calf away from a tit and squeezing the milk into his mouth looking warily at the bull in the distance. He was high but not suicidal.
The cow was not being bothered at all and nibbled on the grass in front of her as the calf was pushing against Wei.
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The bull turned around leisurely but as he caught a look on Wei bent over sucking on his cows tit, its eyes almost popped out of his skull. It roared and charged towards him but had to slow down as Wei moved inside the herd and used them as shields. The bull pushed the cows and young bull out of the way but Wei’s small size made it easier and faster moving around or underneath them. As he got to the other side the bull was not even a quarter through the herd.
He bent underneath another cow and squeezed some more milk out. It was sweeter than the cow milk he was used to. As the bull was closing in on him he ran around the herd and came to the opposite side and continued filling himself with the sweet milk.
After a few back and forths like that the bull decided it was easier to run around the herd than push them away trying to cross them but that turned out to not work either.
Wei either got through the herd from the middle to dodge him or ran around them while he was trying to pass through them. After a couple of hours the bull was left panting on the ground beside the herd totally out of energy and overheating from the merciless sun.
Wei nibbled on the vegetable resembling a turnip and drank milk every now and then. He was still high as a kite as he slowly approached the bull.
“You no, like me fondling the titties of your women do ya?” He asked the bull when he was a couple of meters away from them.
The bull raised its head and tried to stand up but his legs gave way under his weight and he sat back down and kept panting. He looked aggrieved.
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“Well the green color suits you perfectly,” Wei said as he was reminded of what wearing a green hat means in Chinese culture - cuckolded.
He came towards the bull that was totally exhausted. The animal was around his height as it stood tall and its majestic horns could do a lot of damage to a human. Right now it was like a car without fuel and flat tires. It gave in to its fate of being a cuckold. It looked warrily towards Wei as he approached him. As he was a meter away from him he wanted to give him a surprise stab with its horns but alas his previous eagerness and the merciless sun had sapped him of all its strength.
Wei noticed its attempt at aggression and smiled. He closed in on him and gently stroked its head. The bull didn’t know what to think and just watched him wide eyed.
“There… there … have a turnip,” Wei said and showed the turnip in front of its frothing mouth.
At first the bull ignored it but then started to nibble it. It soon ate the whole thing as Wei went and scratched its back. The bull rather enjoyed its back being scratched although it was still wary of the two legged animal. After a while it even went to sleep. The herd watched both of them warrily from a ten meter distance as Wei leaned on the bull and also enjoyed a short nap.
As the bull woke up it stood up and Wei lost its cushion and his head fell on the ground.
The bull turned around and looked like it was deciding what to do. As Wei stood up it finally decided and turned around and joined the herd. It started leading them away from Wei but there was no way Wei would let his mobile drink dispensers move without him. He followed them and got a drink from the cows once in a while. He also rubbed the bulls back a couple of times as it came to protest.
It became a somewhat symbiotic relationship. Wei scratched the bulls back and the bull allowed him to fondle his cow’s tities for milk.
“This must be the dumbest thing I saw this week. I bet the ratings must be great,” Jinx mumbled.
After a couple of hours Wei could see an outline of a fortress in the distance. He wanted to steer the herd towards it but the bull refused to go there.
In the end he needed to part way with the herd or rather his mobile drink dispensers.
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