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The object found on the surface was at the epicenter of the irregular gravitational field. After removing said object the planets gravity began to stabilize. Without a doubt the object in question was part of the cause of the planet's untimely demise, said object is now on trajectory towards them. Please inform the elven ambassador that the world has been found. And we will begin the resurrection.

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Deep space, object flying on course.

When will this trip end?!?!?

It's not like it's not 'cool' to fly but I just want to see something else instead of all this damn light. Maybe I could... Nah, I got bored of sleeping for so long that I missed so much, it's surprising to see the rocky terrain change so much ^.^'

Kinda wished I stayed up to watch....

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15 days later (standard xenophage world 34)

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Oh... Finally something that seems like it can hold me up?

(Zzzzzzz Zzzzzzz)

(.........)

(......)

That's not true... The lights just to bright for him....

(.........)

We're gonna land soon... Let's at least try to be friendly with the locals... This time... Please all powerful one initiate self gravitational field and focus it on solely our existence.

(Initiating land sequence and self gravimetric systematic gravitational field thingy)

(.....)

Hey!!!! Don't dis my awesome naming sense!!!! I thought it was cool... Or at least hip.

(What's a hip?)

Shut it!!! Don't you dare bring that up again!! That was over a century ago when those "things"

(Xenophage)

What!?

I don't think so... Y is that so important...!

(Xenophage!)

....

(Xenophage fuck?)

(Cute Xenophage?)

No!! No. No. Nooooo!!! This is getting so random and stupid.... Stop suggesting things on his pure...

Sigh... At first they were trying to attack us...

(Life? Give?)

No!!

N....

Fine... But only give it as a suggestion to use it as a part of a deal or trade or some form of charity...

(Xenophage no here no more >.

What!?!

No that's not a win-win!!! That's a...

Double loss!!

No compro...

(Xenophage!!!! Play! Must find. Then. Play. ^.^)

Wake me up wen its over...[sleep mode]

Black humanoid shaped figure walks the surface without sinking...