My name is Carlos Drake and currently I'm… playing some games with my mates…

''GO RIGHT!!!'' (???)

''NO! LEFT!!!'' (???)

''STAY PUT CARLOS!!!'' (???)

''Will you guys… please SHUT THE HELL UP!!!'' (Carlos)

These are my friends… the kind of chubby one is Jake.

''GO RIGHT!!! THERE'S A HOT ASS BABE THAT WAY!!!'' (Jake)

''DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!!! GO LEFT AND YOU'LL FIND THE HOLY SWORD TO DEFEAT THE DEMON KING!!!'' (???)

Another one is the really tall and skinny guy Roland.

''WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO CHOOSE!!!???'' (Roland)

''DUDE IT'S BEEN AN HOUR!!!'' (Jake)

''*Snore*'' (???)

The one that is currently sleeping is the generic looking nerd… Lucas.

''WAKE UP!!!'' (Jake)

''BOO!!!'' (Roland)

''AAH!!!'' (Lucas)

''Fuck it… I'll go… back the way I came because fuck all three of you!'' (Carlos)

''Fuck you dude'' (Jake)

''Fucking retard!'' (Roland)

''Huh?!'' (Lucas)

While my friends were insulting me I noticed something on the floor...it was glowing in a strange blue color and was in the shape of a pentagram… my instincts instantly warned me that it was dangerous so I got up and ran for the door… but I was too late and a bright flash came before my eyes and I was temporarily blinded, then I heard the words.

''Welcome heroes, I beg of you! please help our kingdom!!'' (???)

(END)