....Ruiner of the gods entertainment??

[Title: Ruiner of the gods entertainment: You have ruined the entertainment of the gods so now you shall become the new entertainer of the gods, this gives you two titles: [Entertainer] and [Gods Entertainment], but there's a catch! the gods will intentionally interfere with your life and the lives of those around you.]

'So....I'm going to be going to some weird situations because of some gods whim… those fucking bastards' (Carlos' thoughts)

While I was thinking I felt someone punch me in the face.

''WHAT DID YOU DO!!!?'' (Jake)

It was Jake, it seems that he didn't hear the conversation about enslaving humans.

''BECAUSE OF YOU, I CAN'T ENSLAVE HOT BABES!!!'' (Jake)

...Correction, he did hear it and wanted to enslave some hot girls for pleasure....this perverted creep.

''DUDE STOP THAT!!!'' (Roland)

Roland said as he pushed Jake off of me, it's nice to have friends that care for me.

''I WANT TO HIT HIM TOO!!!'' (Roland)

...Fuck...

''Sorry but nope!'' (Carlos)

*CRASH*

I say as I jump up....all the way into the ceiling.

''Uh.... a little help?'' (Carlos)

''Pfft'' (Jake)

''HAHAHAHAHA'' (Roland)

''Hehehehe'' (Lucas)

And now they're laughing at me....well while I'm going down I may as well check my status.

''[STATUS!!!]'' (Carlos)

[STATUS]

[Health: 100%]

[Mana: 100%]

[Stamina: 100%]

[Level: 73]

[STR: 100]

[INT: 100]

[END: 100]

[WIS: 100]

[AGI: 100]

[VIT: 100]

[LUK: 100]

[TITLES: The loved one, Child of the gods, Lucky one, Strongest being, Son of Alzhaar, Son of Mirelka, Sealed one, Psycho, Murderer, Hero, Demon king slayer, Ruiner of the gods entertainment, Entertainer, Gods entertainment.]

[SKILLS: [SMITE] [Lucky roll] [Lottery] [Strength of the gods] [Speed of the gods] [Vitality of the gods] [Endurance of the gods] [Wisdom of the gods] [Intelligence of the gods] [Luck of the gods] [Summon] [Mimic] [Lord of the elements] [Stab] [Bloodlust] [Rage] [Dodge]]

[AFFINITIES: [Thunder/lightning 100%] [Fire 100%] [Darkness 100%] [Water 99%] [Earth 99%] [Light 99%] [Summoning 87%] [Necromancy 56%] [Blood 7%]]

[Reputation: [Humans -70] [Demons -100] [Dwarves 0] [Elves 0] [Undead +10]]

Well, I've gotten even more powerful!

''Hey, guys...can you help me down now!'' (Carlos)

''Alright!'' (Lucas)

''Dude, don't! he destroyed our chance of having slave babes!'' (Jake)

''And he killed a princess and the king!...leave him there for like ten more minutes!'' (Roland)

''Alright...'' (Lucas)

Well, fuck....

(End)