'

''[Mimic]'' (Carlos)

When I said that, I turned into a giant black dragon, even though the original was twice the size and white...it looks like it's an imperfect skill...but it's better than nothing, time for the fight!

Skill achieved: Fly

Skill achieved: Flame breath

Title achieved: False Dragon

Title achieved: The Mimic

Ooh looks like I'll have to check my status later!

''ROOOOOOOAR!!!!'' (Dragon)

''ROOOOOOOAR!!!'' (Carlos)

TIME TO DIE!!!

''[BLOODLUST]!!!'' (Carlos)

''ROOOAR!!!'' (Dragon)

The dragon didn't even look slightly intimidated!!!

''[RAGE]!!!'' (Carlos)

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

Carlos became totally insane and started attacking the dragon without any other thoughts.

The dragon scratched Carlos multiple times, enough to make Carlos snap out of his rage.

''FUCK!!!'' (Carlos)

I think it's time to test my luck...and just in case I'll smite him!

''[LOTTERY]!!! [SUMMON]!!! [SMITE]!!!'' (Carlos)

When I said Lottery...A sword came out and when I said Summon....a small rabbit with a horn on its head came out...fuck!

''DIE!!!'' (Rabbit?)

Huh?... did the Horned rabbit... just… kill the dragon in one hit!!!

''Hello there human… so you're my summoner?... you look weak!!!'' (Rabbit???)

''Who, are you?'' (Carlos)

''I am the goddess of life and death, I'm just in a sealed form since you summoned me and I couldn't take all of my power… and this was the only vessel I had… '' (Godess of life and death)

''Okay, I need to call you something shorter than Goddess of life and death!!!'' (Carlos)

''... I agree'' (Goddess of life and death)

''How about Golad?'' (Carlos)

''That is literally just the initials of my title! so NO!!!'' (Goddess of life and death)

''Okay, how about… I've got nothing… '' (Carlos)

''Um… what about Shira?'' (Lucas)

''OH, FUCK!!!... Oh right, you guys were here… '' (Carlos)

I completely forgot about all three of them…

''Shira?... I like it… who are you, human?'' (Shira)

''Um… I… I'm Lucas… hi… '' (Lucas)

-Sigh- Shy as always…

''Nice to meet you, Lucas.'' (Shira)

''So… I'm going to check my status now… '' (Carlos)

''Oh, right you have a status! here!'' (Shira)

Title achieved: Champion of The goddess of life and death (Shira)

''Oh, thanks'' (Carlos)

''You're welcome, Carlos~'' (Shira)

… Why is she looking at me like that?... I'm feeling kind of scared… and it's even scarier since SHE'S A FUCKING RABBIT… THAT'S REALLY CREEPY!!!

Well, time to check my status… which ONCE AGAIN FEELS FORCED, AUTHOR DO YOUR JOB PROPERLY!!! (AN: :'( I'M SORRY OKAY!!!)

[STATUS]

[Health: 65%]

[Mana: 72%]

[Stamina: 77%]

[Level: 73]

[STR: 125]

[INT: 327]

[END: 150]

[WIS: 327]

[AGI: 175]

[VIT: 150]

[LUK: 176]

[TITLES: The loved one, Child of the gods, Lucky one, Strongest being, Son of Alzhaar, Son of Mirelka, Sealed one, Psycho, Murderer, Hero, Demon king slayer, Ruiner of the gods entertainment, Entertainer, Gods entertainment, Shitty Memer, The one who threatened the great author, Breaker of the mighty fourth wall, The mimic, False dragon, Champion of The goddess of life and death (Shira).]

[SKILLS: [SMITE] [Lucky roll] [Lottery] [Strength of the gods] [Speed of the gods] [Vitality of the gods] [Endurance of the gods] [Wisdom of the gods] [Intelligence of the gods] [Luck of the gods] [Summon] [Mimic] [Lord of the elements] [Stab] [Bloodlust] [Rage] [Dodge] [Heal] [Fly] [Flame breath]

[AFFINITIES: [Thunder/lightning 100%] [Fire 100%] [Darkness 100%] [Water 99%] [Earth 99%] [Light 99%] [Summoning 87%] [Necromancy 56%] [Blood 7%]]

[Reputation: [Humans -70] [Demons -100] [Dwarves 0] [Elves 0] [Undead +10]]

So… no level up, shit.

''Hey guys, I think it's time that we leave… '' (Jake)

''Yeah… '' (Roland)

''That's, actually a pretty good idea'' (Lucas)

Well it was getting pretty boring here so… okay.

''Alright, let's go… '' (Carlos)

''HEY! DO I GET ANY SAY IN THIS MATTER!!!???'' (Shira)

''What about me?'' (???)

Did… the sword just talk!!!???

(END)