Our Protag point of view, warning the details of his mental powers will be explained in later chapters

My name was Barry River Stone, age about 22 my looks well take 1 bit giant,1 bit dwarf, 1 bit bear and then throw in vampire to add a lil bit of pale into our fucked up smoothie and you get a big ass lumberjack whose arms are too muscular and pale as a ghoust(just screams popular with the ladies right), forget about my personality lets just say we are nuttier than a peanut factory, now I know what your thinking what does he mean was, well that would mean I'd have to start a long ass story that involves stabbing an old man and ripping out his grandkids spine out with a plastic spoon for staring at me for more than 10 seconds, now if this was America you would think would of been the cops to kill me nope some shitty brat left a banana skin on the pathway while I made my heroic getaway and like any hero (LoL) I ran straight onto it to try escape and would you know slipped straight off the street into the shipping docs and got bitched slapped by a crane.

you would think I'd respawn but nope right now staring at giant caramel flame loli, judging from shitty anime and shitty manga this is where I get to be a shitty protag meh done worse(we got the real teen titans show canceled).

Our dear Loli goddesses point of view

why don't more of these bugs worship me instead of some fat cow goddess....... be it those disgusting milk dispensers of hers what pathetic thing would worship those.

today was the last day my patience and mercy for those disgusting bugs even now I the most perfect goddess must have my worshipper rank far below those creation gods and goddesses even though I have more power and far outrank them in looks and style,why, why is it what is it that they have that I do not, wealth, poetry, fruits, disgusting milk jugs bigger than mine glorious head no tis must be those Japanese things they summon to solve most of their problems who cares if the bugs can't deal with demon king or 2 giving them Drifters to solve it every time ain't going to amount to much, But maybe those of other lands from that world could oppose them and show that being under my influence would be for the best now to find a lesser god to assist with finding something appropriate, ''Get out of my glorious way lesser gods your better desires the service of a certain brand of deity''.

Raysear the god of binding and branding

I am one bound with endless chains, some self-applied others forced upon me by other gods for they thought it to be below them to offer their divine ears to the prayers of the greedy and dark desires of those who would enslave other. I hate everything in existence but one the goddesse Azarias no matter what stood before her pride it shall be burned from the roots and dragged screaming into the darkest abyss where time shall repeat till she becomes bored, oh how I've longed for her.....to bind her.....to embrace her......drag her perfect figure within mine self to use her dark flames to reforge ourselves into even greater perfection oh my love the one and only who did not denounce me as vile, who did not single me out from the others, who treated me like the rest of our kin far below her. as I rest within my dwelling my beloved burns through the walls seeking my service.........whatever it is I know it can only be the purest form of joy that awaits me.

A certain Barry's point of view

Oh, poor fractured and twisted soul become my champion and grant me every world.......... wait why did thee become three...... Raysear I told you to bring to me 1 soul of pure chaos why are there three and almost perfectly identical as well.

after a few seconds in this dark abyss, the giant caramel loli complains so there's 3 of us here huh rather handsome looking they be, wait they look rather familiar this can't be what I think it is after noticing the other voices in my head absence and the faint glowing thread connecting us. let's try to work this somehow.

''Oh my dear perfect one these before you are one yet three from what you offered you desire a force of your own for some reason we are currently divided but grant us each our own power and fuse us back to our true self's we shall become an unstoppable force to tear all asunder'''

setting my lips to maximum butt kiss I bow beroe this giant loli with maximum effort(LoL trying to con a loli someone call the cops) damn the chatty voice is back again.

''your words please me but I summoned one most opposite of a Japanese so don't try to con me or you will regret it speak so I may grant each of your off shots a power of its own''

''As yOu wISh my oOVErlady nOw wHIch WORlds wE gONna MAke loVE to wiTH gIAnt dEMon suMMoning cLEAver'' one of my other selves and the most deadly of my minds speaks grinning from ear to ear like a joker wanna be.

''Well since its a three for one package deal I shall allow you to chose your 3 cheats '''

so be it cheat 1 we desire the ability to become any Kamen rider from the franchise and keep the powers for the other forms, 2 unlimited storage and release ability 3 the power to unbind''.

''granted now go forth and destroy what shall be the name you shall choose for your new identity''

''I desire the name EVOL what better name for us then reverses of love expect great entertainment, my lady''

as I finish my last sentence we begin to glow and converge becoming greater than before as well as much more fluid before the process is done I unhinge a small slither of my essence within this realm leaving a nasty surprise for this our new lord descending into a bright light we thought to our selves.

New world here we come.