Evol point of view

A single star, a burning desire, a rapid descension (don't try to make it pretty we are about to go kiss the surface face first at about a billion damn miles per hour into a god damn mountain) that was going so well too, but looks like this is the new world, was kind of hoping giant world turtle and fun killer robots so far its just rocky.

, ReaLLy yOu kILLing Us WitH PunS nOW,

a very entrusting question would that make it a suicide or a murder while we are one and the same we don't really fit that well together, my dear looks like we are about to land

(go splat you mean,we bout to paint the world in our colors in the less fun way, not with murder mayhem and cheesecakes but death by a giant loli's mistake of dropping us in the air, hey look something pointy and shiny is in the distance if we survive lets go make some paint with those meat puppets)

AGREED!!!!!x2

and then all becomes dark

Princess point of view

My name is Diana Avana Regulus the one and only child of the great king Shin Grande Regulus the greatest war born king of em all and Queen Rain Eos Regulus and right now my life is in the greatest of despair.

a certain ugly bandit.ye not getting away now you lil brat now that our employers finally poisoned ya stupid parents we gonna have some fun ain't that right boys,

To think the proud knights of our land would turn on me and act like bandits tis fitting losing my dear parents and now my life to these things because they feared a single man now that father has been dealt with we never expected to be betrayed my father fought at the front lines with his soldiers and thought he was loved by all was betrayed by Duke Grant lupus the greatest strategist in our land. after I heard the news I gathered my men to help me track down the Duke but to think they would betray me as well,

What did we ever do, we managed our land fairly and never raised the taxes too high we rewarded those who showed effort yet here we are the last member of the royal family, trapped and about to be ravaged by beasts disguised as men, suddenly a large quake strikes we all fall from this unprecedented amount of force and the land around us is struck like a war hammer smashing the skull of a newborn mouse, a large hole is made in the mountain behind me but the rocks are melted and mangled look like a child smashed clay into a misshapen abomination, from this destroyed land a mysterious human-shaped thing jumps on all fours like an animal attacking the leader of my knights Sir Evergreen my once most trusted friend ripping into his throat with its strange mouth it roar and shouts

''BRING ME COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''