It's still summer vacations and my First follower is fervently cultivating inside his little cave. Until he got a phone call, don't ask me how he has signal up in the mountains, inside a cave, but it seems that miracles do happen.

I at the time am in Vegas with Bimbo and Kisara, whom was abducted during training to join the fun.

My phone would ring every few hours as multiple people wanted favors and stuff, thus I select whom to answer to. There are three levels of how irritating a person can be, the first is people that ask for tiny favours, in reality just wasting your time, the second are people that ask you to do the impossible with little in return and the third and most irritating are people that believe that you owe them favors because you're strong, those are the most irritating.

Making money while gambling isn't difficult, but then the two girls will go and lose everything for me, making the casino owners stupified. Not understanding why we would even come, which is for fun, there are many places to go, many things to see, but most importantly many interesting people to meet.

Mostly Yami members that hold some power in this country, but also those in the underworld, underground fights and arenas. Bimbo knows many of them and even has some acquaintances here, she brought us to her favourite place.

Both Kisara and I, were shocked by her preference, barebreasted figthing arena, I understand when men fight, but this place mostly accomodated women.

Kisara however was shocked for another reason, all of the women there were larger in that area than herself.

Even if you have gone with lots of women, not appreciating beauty when you see it is a sin. There was a really pretty person sitting on a throne, wearing a mask, long blond hair flowing behind her, well formed body and wearing nothing other than a red cape.

"Mom! this is the guy I told you about!"

Bimbo called the lady on the throne, her mother, well I can see the similarities, both are shameless.

-Rachel, why are you here and not with the other Yomi members?

-We were passing by and I wanted to see you

After a joyful and rather sexy hug, they two begun to talk about something in whispers, leaving me and a hollow Kisara behind.

-So mom will you help us?

-Well your demands are rather high, it depends on your buddy here

-Don't worry, I'm sure he will cooperate to the fullest

"Can I know what's this about?"

I interupted when the talk begun to be directed at me.

-I asked mom to teach you some moves, your em...arts are a bit sloppy

-My martial arts are fine

-I'm not talking about martial arts

-Then what arts are you talking about?

-Your bedding arts

I stood there like a statue, this was the first time in my life that someone had criticised that domain of my life. I do admit that I'm somewhat traditional in that part, but before I could even answer words that insulted me futher begun flying like daggers through my heart.

"Boring!"

"Repetitive!"

"Self-absorbed!"

"Too inexperienced!"

"Doesn't know restraint!"

"Overcompensating for something!"

"Doesn't know how to please a girl!"

"Doesn't know how to gently handle a lady!"

These and more were thrown at me making me look like a red tomato out of shame, you have to undertand that the room was full of women at this point and every one of them begun to whisper or laugh at the comments, one even happened to record it, I think she turned it into her ringtone later.

I don't know why, but I could only kneel, with these words.

"Master please teach me the Art of Love!"

Bimbo's mother was rather happy with this new disciple, but before we could start, she thew three pictures at me, all three were gorgeous women.

"Kill these three for me and we will begin immediately"

Moments later all three were found dead, later the police concluded that they were raped and killed by their assassin. Of course their assailant was nowhere to be found, since I was in a weird place called Cave of Enlightment. In simple words it was a weird SM brothel, with a dungeon like theme, my training had three stages, first was to endure humilliation, second was learning the right methods and third was to learn how to give and to take.

A day passed and I could feel a really powerful "Will" scaning the ground like a radar, seeking something, probably myself. If I'm not wrong it's probably the Elder's main body, trying to find me to beat me up or throw me into another black hole or something similar.

A week passed by and my training was complete, but more interesting was that I created my own immortal skill, a touch that can make any woman go crazy, by injecting Ki into their body that will make them feel ten times the sensation of ecstasy.

If I use it on a regular woman she will simply faint, but on martial artist it will drain all their stamina in a single touch leaving them crawling on the floor, peeing themselves in the process. One of them however seemed to have lost her mind or something, wanting more, as if it was some sort of drug or something.

I was being serviced by Bimbo's mother, when the ceiling was destroyed by that brute Old Goat, He has finaly found me.

-I waited 8 days for your to finish, even my patience however has its limits, do you think you can cower here and enjoy your life, you have to pay for your sins

-Oh and what are my sins?

-Offending a person you shouldn't offend!

The Old Goat had become even more unreasonable when he returned from the Galactic Sect or something, but his control over his spirit pressure was admirable, he must have gotten some method to control it.

We both switched to the frozen world and flew out of the planet's orbit, the reason was simple, non of us wanted the people on earth to suffer from some sort of mistake on our part.

-You have three seconds to chose how you will die(Elder)

-Come on whom are you kidding, at most you will cripple me or something?(Yashin)

-You have two second to decide how to die

-Sure do your best, but if I survive, it's you whom will suffer

-You have one second go back into the black hole!

-Why don't you make me

-Now get off my Solar System

The elder begun to exude spiritual pressure and a domain that was majestic and shiny, it caused the world to be illuminated with a brilliant light, his power pushed me as I tried to activate my own domain.

When My domain was losing.

-Switch to my Domain!(White)

-Switch to my Domain!(Black)

-Switch to mine(Shirtless)

But I did non of those, My eyes how begun to glow as I had gained a sort of Enlightment, I now knew what my Domain was, Chaos!

Although I was losing, his domain didn't fare that well, for every cm I lost, he lost two instead. My domain was stronger than his own, but he had already fused three domains together, leaving only one to be fused, his avatar that was in Ryozanpaku.

I laughed as I changed to White's Domain, this time it was like an eye for an eye, battle, my domain being slowly eroded, but his own was also becoming weaker.

Black's domain was next, but unlike what he expected, the elder's domain overpowered his, causing it to a losing 2 for 1 situation, thus arriving the turn of Shirtless guy.

You might be shocked, but his domain, which he called Sexy time was the Time domain I so desired, I caused everything that entered the domain to stand still, of course against a Domain, it was pointless, since it was as if they existed in different dimension, the elder however was shocked to find his body frozen and unable to move, while mine was slowly being eaten by his Domain.

It was then that my first fusion occured, fusing My chaos Domain with The Time domain, which stoped the Erosion and created a small bubble around me, which was impenetrable by his domain.

-What's up with your domain, why did it become smaller when fused, instead of becoming larger?

-Oh, that you don't have to mind it too much, because that's only the beginning.

Next I fused Black's Void Domain, with the resulting Bubble, turning my domain into a Square, Which caused the elder even more confusion, but at this point he had to act, with a single motion he pulled his avatar from earth and fused with him, I could feel his Domain growing expotentialy, he had entered the realm of Immortal Ascension, the final realm before leaving this dimension and becoming a godlike figure.

I could feel his Domain had begun to chip at mine, little by little my domain was crumbling as if turning into dust. I added my last ingredient into my domain, White's Power Domain, as the seeker of ultimate power, my domain suddenly diappeared, I too had entered the final stage.

"This is awkward"

The elder said as we were now at an impasse, his domain couldn't reach me and my domain, well lets say it was kind of special.

-So which path did you Chose?

-The path of Domination

-So it's come to this, Domination vs Life, sounds like we'll have to see, whom can cultivate faster, you or me

-Old Goat, you've already lost, the moment you selected a healing type Dao/Path, you sealed your fate

-Don't be too sure about that, If our domains can't compete, then it comes down to our bodies

The elder charged at me like an idiot, like a little child that heard the ice cream truck, he stoped with a single word from me.

"Stop!"

The elder found himself frozen in space, he could see and feel the passage of time, but he couldn't react at all, it was as if he was stuck inside of an Ice cube.

-Old Goat, when I said my path is on of Domination, I don't mean only the Elements, I dominate everything inside my domain, my wish is your command

-Impossible!

-Now, Slap yourself!

The elder felt his body move on its own, throwing a slap at himself so hard that he flew out of my domain of influence.

-You're despicable, is this the method you came with to enslave humanity!

-Fuck you Old Goat! I do whatever I like, if I want to "Enslave Humanity" I will do it, if I don't I won't, so stop ruining my mood and get lost, earth is my planet now

To my words however answered another Voice, ancient like the stars, booming and threatening, it almost went through my domain.

-Young Immortal, the Milkyway Sect welcomes you, we hope you and Reverent Elder both can solve your differences in a more civilized way(Voice)

-Senior Gufuguluk, this brat has no manners, please educate him on my part(Elder)

-Reverent "Elder", the sect wants an answer to your actions as well, we gave earth under your control because there were no contenders and the cultivation heritage of earth is really poor, but if there is a second person whom wants earth, that might complicate the matters

-Senior, this brat is young, I'm sure that you can tell that him staying on earth is letting his talent to go to waste

-The same can be said for you, reverent

-Senior Jests, I'm already passed the age of 100, while this kid is no older than 14

-What's the difference, 100 years up 100 down, what's the difference, we immortals live for thousands of years, if we looked at such small things as age, we would have long been destroyed by the other sects

-But isn't being at the growth stage better for coultivation?

-That only applies for the lower levels, once one arrives to the Nascent Soul level, age no longer matters, what matters is experience and enlightment

-Senior is wise, that's why I say this kid should broaden his horizons and seek enlightment elsewhere

-Reverent "Elder" why are you so hung up on the affairs of mortals, haven't you advanced by cutting off the mundane world, being able to influence all elements as a result?

-That...

"That's because he cheated!"

I intervened causing the "Senior" and "Elder" to turn their gazes upon me once more.

-And how can one cheat the Heaven's eyes?

-By sealing the heavens and returning back in time

-That's not impossible, but to do so...Well that's a bit...I hope it doesn't become a habit of yours, othewise you might die without even knowing how

-Unless this Old Goat decides to go on a rampage and destroy earth, I see no reason to do so

"You call me Senior, rude little brat"

The elder intervened, causing the "Senior" to get angrier.

-Both of you have violated the rules by warping Space time and Karma, because we can't blame the ignorant, you won't be executed, but if we find you have tempered with time again, your cultivation will be crippled and you will be sent to live as mortals(Senior)

-Senior is merciful(Elder)

-What the fuck?(Yashin)

-I see that young Reverent is rather confused, how about we go to the sect, and make everything clear, the rules and the punishment that you will have to undergo(Senior)

-I'm not going anywhere until you explain to me why, I'm being punished?(Yashin)

-Insolense!(Senior)

I'm sure there was supposed to be some sort of attack or something involved here, but I felt nothing, it was as if all he did was shout.

-Wait, What?(Senior)

-Did you try to deafen me or something?(Yashin)

-How dare you talk to me like that, I'm an Immortal Ascension Coultivator!(Senior)

-So what? Me and Old Goat are also Immortal Ascension coultivators

-What?

The Elder's temper fell as if he was just dowsed in cold water or something, even his tone took a 180degrees change.

-Brother "Elder" is it true that you have broken through to Immortal Ascension?(Senior)

-Senior doesn't have to be polite, you're a 1000 years old ancient, this junior couldn't stand being called a brother by his elders, but what the little bastard said is true, during our exchange of pointers we broke through to the next rank.

-Inconceivable, such great fortune, our Milky ways galaxy now has another two young Immortals!

-Senior, about the matters of punishment, please punish us harder, I fear the little bastard won't learn if...

-Punishment, what punishment, we are going to celebrate your breakthrough, please come to the sect, there are many matters that have to be discussed

"Not Interested, I've Wives to satisfy and a disciple whose training I have to oversee"

My words hit both of them like a lightning, especialy the elder, because he had no idea that I had accepted a disciple, although he had discovered that Demon God Fist had recovered his cultivation, but it was so weak and he was so old, that the elder didn't have much hope for him, unless he gained some enlightment or returned back in time like we did, it would take hundreds of years for him to reach any height without cultivation materials.

Also the healing he received was subpar, which will further decrease his potential, hearing now however that I had a disciple for some reason his mind immediately jumped to this point.

-I see that Brother...erm, how rude of me I haven't even introduced myself yet, I'm Brother Gufuguluk, an Immortal from Julikulu System, of the Ulu Race, whom might young brother be?

-Yashin Soryu, a human from the solar system of earth

-Lets not mendle in system names for the time being, I'm sure there are lots of questions that you would like to know the answers to

-Not really, all I want is the old goat to leave me alone, maybe go to another galaxy or something

-Young Immortal, you shouldn't hope for such things, here in milkyway galaxy we're like a family, a large disfunctional family, but still a family, at the moment we're at war with two galaxies, with the addition of the two young Immortals, we'll be able to gain lots of resources, I only hope that you won't be as foolish as to backstab your own allies and cut your own limbs off

-I'm not even interested, but if I joined I have no doubt that Old Goat here will be doing all the back stabbing, maybe he'll even try to throw me into a black hole again

-Don't worry young Immortal, once a person reaches our level of power, battles lose all meaning, all we need to do is state that you're both immortals and two or more solar systems will be put under your jurisdiction, battles for resources are done by your subordinates, their life and deaths are decided by your own benevolense

-Then how will you solve our problem, both of us want this system as ours

-It's quite simple really, we will give it to non, thus both can visit it as much as you like, but we will put a formation so that if you two decide to fight at the vicinity of the planet, we will know everything that has happened

-Oh, is that so, then I have to thank brother Immortal, you have made the right decision, I'm sure my disciple and wives will be happy to hear this

-Well, there is a problem with disciple taking, but that's something for another time