My name is christopher kwaśniewski. I come from poland and no im not a alkoholic.

If you know what it means, you probably not if you not from poland. Its one of yours ... Memes..memes? That we use to call this funny or not, pictures with jokes i think i dont remember clearly . Why i dont remember?

Good question cause is over 1000 years since i last saw this luxury called memes. Heh i dont even know if it isnt regardes as some kind of ancient words. Or if is there sombody who can tell this word to sombody else.

What do you mean? You ask. Good question again. Answear? Answear is sort. Probably all humans are dead and dead dont speak.

Im the last one kinda...mayby half last onetheres are some organs that are humans organ. Rest? Rest is metal and alien.

Yes i know its kinda gross and that kinda stuf but hey im alive kinda.

Kinda? Well i have a fight with a last boss some minuts ago and its gona be my last fight in this gros body of my that for sure.

Half becouse its last boss and half becouse of a winner prize for this [email protected]#$ game. Yea the prize is 1 wish. You can wish for ewrythink other than revive sombody. I dont know why i cant revive sombody and i dont care.

But lets go back to me I in this moment sit on top of a corps last bos corps its preeety big corps like 50m all burn black and crispy plus some cut there and there.

On top of it sit a midle age man (i look quite young for guy who has over 1000years on the neck didnt i?) with metalic like hairs that are cut short. Nothink stylish just they grow to much and they got cut by sword. This man look horible and i dont its by mean of face he is realy handsom if you dont look in his eyes. Theyr dead they got kiled long ago and will never shine again.

But what i mean horible is that... Just say you can can call him one big blody wound. He lonst an arm again. Yes its mechanical arm there pour 2 kinds of ,,blood'' black and color close to red or orange.

Yes it oil and coolant.

Secount arm is far beter just some minor wound. If you thinks is human it is not. The color is very manly. Pink

Tell you more? Ok left leg blody pulp

Right leg far beter halft thigh is bite of.

Torso ,blood" and sparks all the time.

Evaluation on this bossfight. Not bad.

Face? Just broken lower jaw. Its funny how a tongue can be this long when you cut it right i feel like snake...no i dont.

Pain? Pfff its set to minimum just to know that i was stab and etc.

Well i would know anyway by looking at hp. Did i say things about.... Ahhh f#$% it i will tell you when i make my wish time to crawl.

Time skip 5 min to future.

I enter to a big sparky hall how i enter? There are doors with a writing ,,If you want a prize enter this dors" trap? Nah there are only 2 doors here exit and enter and if it is a trap i can die by this trap its will be perfect trap that only god will discover.

Secret door? When you got nearly half your body gone go and look for them and sent me an email how its work.

When i enter the door there was explosion a lot of it. But not tnt or som kind of plasma bomb.

No it far worse. Its confetii yes confetii. Im must say im litle angry.

And there go colorful congrats and other bulshit that i dont listen.

But you sould listen this what i is inportant? No it isnt i know who write this.

Its ,,god" litle dipshit and narcist 3/4 of this all is how this game is greet.

(God - narcist dipshit look for humans blank white person. Not race white. white white color like purple.)

There are only 2 thing that are inportant

1 you are the first one to end this game of all races in all universe.

Heh im prety good ain't im?

2 most inportant.

,,what is your wish?" (god)

.... (Chrish)

Oh yea how long is this be that i last speak? 500 years? And no it not like i dont want to talk to anybody there was nobody i could talk to i end lvl to fast and nobody could catch me.

And its looks like i forget how to speak. Or this broken jaw unable me to.

,,hahaha ok ok i use telepaty dont wory bla blblala" (god)

Dont wory i cenzure some shit that nobody care

,,...." (god)

So god lets go do business.

,,Yes say it fast ''

Can i go back in time?

,,Of course you can easy.. So what year day etc?"

Day Zero the day where it all hapent

,,do you mean.."

Yes.

I want to play this deadly game again!!!!