*rumble* wow i am really weak how come no one awoke me from my slumber i told Azulius to wake me ill have to make him eat stone later. *BOOM* what the hell was that!.I wake up and servants are slamming shit in my castle. Wait where am i *Azulius?*..... *Azulius?*...

AZULIUS! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!?*. That little whelp when i get to him ill give him a good beating well better see where i am. *INHALES DEEPLY* where the fuck is my castle who did this, this is treason. What is that over on the wall. -*My liege i have tried for the last thousand years to wake you but you refuse to wake from your slumber when you wake plz read this note*- sincerely Azulius.

Huh that little prick tried i guess so that means some chicken shit little bastard put a spell on me or something?. damn oh theres another note.-* My liege for some reason the humans have suddenly started getting stronger they have these metal machines that shoot our brethren out of the sky and they skin them alive and use as shield weapons and armor please My liege wake up we need you most of all right now*- sincerely Azulius. Oh fuck not another note -* My liege all we have now is this castle left me and you are all that is left why have you abandoned our people to the point of extinction i have no idea why the humans even hate us anymore we do not steal from them nor do we kill their villages and cities but they label us as monsters. I will do my best to draw them away from this place but I am so weak for some reason the mana in the air is so diluted that i believe the humans have somehow found a way to poison it farewell My liege this shall be my last letter to you*- with love your most loyal and trusted son Azulius.

*RUMBLE* BZZT* BERTZ* THOSE FILTHY DIRTY PESTS HOW DARE THEY KILL MY BELOVED SON !!!!!!. *kill them i must kill them all I SHALL WIPE YOU OFF THIS PLANE YOU DIRTY MORTALS!!!*. Else where in the U.S.A in a news station a certain news anchor is recounting the spontaneous weather anomalies that suddenly started happening around the globe.-*Kathrine*- severe storms and hurricanes tsunamis and earth quakes have continuously destroyed countless regions and even some countries are just completely gone our meteorologist and even people from NASA have looked at our satellites and have concluded that the earthquakes are coming from japan but strangely japan has not been hit by anything at all our president Barack shakalaka along with a lot of other world leaders have said they will go to japan to investigate when it is safer to travel. Well Americans stay true and strong and help others who need it and hopefully we can weather this out no puns intended *hahaha* well i am Katherine Guerra and that's all i have left to report until next time America. *Katherin*- *god i hate this job the one time i get to report something good and i can only say some half truths i just hope this will die down sometime soon its already been a whole week of this weather*.

Currently in japan prime ministers Shinto radio is worried about the world leaders because they suspect the Japanese of causing all this chaos.*-Shinto Radio- those bastards think i caused this how stupid of them somebody tell those savages we had no part in this and we are currently investigating this reason ourselves and that we would be happy to let them come investigate themselves once this weather dies down so that they can see see we had no part in this unfortu *Gasp* *holy shit what the hell was that* was that a Dragon.