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Pyrezi Terope was a flithy hacker. She hates her name so much. Also she graduated top of her class in coding. One day while she was canoodling with her reptile plushy she saw fucking Joseph King of all things running for president. Which really made her ask herself, man, where have I gone to?

So she decided, eh, you know what fuck it, lets help fucking Joseph King out. It'll be funny. So some time later, after Robert Smith bought over Tumblr and then decided to fund the making of a video based platform like YouTube, after all that, Pyrezi went and hacked into the secret database of the presidential votes.

Surprisingly, most of the votes went to fucking Joseph King. Absolutely how?? How in the world?? What? Pyrezi almost went brain dead/brain explody when she saw this fact. She even checked for traces of hacking but NOPE this totally unrealistic thing happened. The majority of people voted for fucking Joseph King. Jesus.

Oh my god, fucking Joseph King, do you even know how to do presidential shit? Please tell me you didn't just decide this on a whim and went "lets do it" while listening to some niche electronic song, but she knew the truth, tand the truth hurt, much like when she learnt that coincedentally there was a webcomic called Homestuck and she fit all the nuances of this one character but you know what she'll revel in it even though she hates it so much

She realises she has digressed.

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FUck

You know what Pyrezi decides, Joseph King needs some good advice right now so she should probably do something, yanno?