《The Tattoo》Chapter 2 – Fuq off
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Chapter 2 – Fuq off
*I don’t have time to waste on this boy*
All three nod at his words even though it didn’t exactly answer Mar’s question, not unless they wants to get blasted into oblivion by pointing that out.
*With everything done*
In a moment, the man known as the Head slowly fade away in existence like he never was there in the first place, leaving the Hall in silence while the three in front of him stood an erect Mars with the robed Drai and Yan on each side of
Mars doing nothing less they incur his wrath.
Having seen their leader gone, all three let out a sigh of relief.
(Drai, Yan & Mars) “Sigh”
(Mars) “I can never get used to being in his presence. It’s suffocating”
(Drai & Yan) “Agreed”
The Head presence that all three sensed, his aura that makes all three seem like they could get blown away if he so much as take a deep breath, coupled with his ancient look he is nothing but a truly mighty being, truly befitting of being a clan head of this school should possess.
Having thought of something Mars turned to look at his left and right asking….
(Mars) “By the way, why did he come out of seclusion to oversee this affair? For someone of his calibre this is nothing”
Drai and Yan looks at each other wondering the same thing.
(Drai) “Probably has something to do with the boy’s abnormal situation arriving here and seeing whether the boy is a spy from them”
Hearing Drai’s conjecture, Mars found the man’s opinion very reasonable. After all, how can one even enter this plane which is the second highest plane in the known plane existences, even his entry when he don’t even possess enough or more accurately any magic or energy at all, a strange yet impossible becoming the possible phenomenon. After pondering a bit in silence, Mars dismissed everything, wanting to go back to his room and relax for the day since thinking too much isn’t his style (in other words a lazy arse - sushi)
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(Mars) “Oh well, no use thinking too much. We should probably leave right guys?”
Seeing the two nods in agreement, Mars turned around and walked back to the entrance with the other two following close by and strangely enough the robe bundle with the boy is floating 30cm of the ground keeping a distance of 2m behind Mars floating along.
Halfway through the hall, Mars remembered something and decided to ask
“How come you never cleaned yourself up?”
Seeing as how Mars was looking at her, Yan replied. …….(oh boy - sushi)
“What do you mean?”
“Well I can still smell pi…”
*BANG*
Mars instinctively turned, draw back and block Yan’s left fist by gripping her hand. Seeing Mars smirk, Yan snapped and three small red snakes like veins appeared around her forehead, not that anyone can see under the hood of her robe.
“YOU SPEAK ONE MORE WORD, I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF”
Hearing Yan speak in a feminine yet deep voice conjured by her anger, instead of frightening Mars it instead served to make his smirk turn even bigger evolving into a smile.
“I would so love to get by balls touched by you Yan, but alas I must depart but do keep my balls in your mind honey
After hearing how Mars addressed her honey, Yan is…..let’s just say…..(think of King Kong but instead of a hairy gorilla it’s a giant woman in a robe screaming her arse off – sushi).
“YOU FUCKING BASTARD YOU……DON’T YOU FUCKEN RUN AWA…”
Seeing how Yan is pissed, Mars is so happy he could kiss the boy who gave him a chance to piss this lady off, but before he can do that he escaped before she could finish by doing the same thing the Head done to disappear in the Hall earlier by fading away.
“DI-DID YOU JUST?? OOOHHOHHOHOHHAHAHAHA”
Seeing Yan go nuts, Drai did what anybody did in his position…..get the fuck outta here before she mistakes him for Mars by doing the exact same, fade away. (gotta love the fade
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“HAHAHAHAHA AAAAHHHHH ILL FUCKEN KILL YOU MARS!! DO YOU HEEEAAARRR MEEEE”
The shout rang out everywhere in the school area, every student who heard the scream shuddered at the voice, there is an unmistakable death feeling mixed in which gave dread and terror. Students left and right involuntarily pissed their robes, boys and girls alike of all age. The only exceptions being the masters of the school stopping whatever they’re doing and shaking their heads thinking sarcastically *Good one Mars, now Yan is pissed AGAIN* and went back to their work.
(???) “Sister, sister please calm down. Tell me what’s wrong again?”
A soft call almost like a whisper called out, unless one listens carefully you cannot possibly hear it but the strange thing is, Yan could hear her above her screaming and stopped. She looked to where the voice was coming from on her left and notice a girl with ……….. (hot damn, I don’t wanna share what this beauty looks like so ill skip over it and say shes pretty – sushi)
(jokes :/)
A girl who looks to be about 16-18 years old with clear grey eyes, brunette wavy hair with no trace of any blemish on her face and small lips exuding a feeling of making men and women alike wanting to devour those lips. As for her clothes, she wears nothing but plain grey robes that every person in the school wears, it appears grey plain robe is the norm in this school. Running to Yan with a worried expression which when looking at Yan expression, Yan does an instantaneous mood swing from anger to lusty look to a thinking look then into a crying expression and without this young girl picking up her fast mood swings.
(Yan) “Si-sister Hami waaaaaaa, Mars being a meany to me again waaaaa”
Running towards the girl called Hami, they both hug each other with Yan crying on her chest (don’t ask for her size, all I can give is they’re B-I-G – sushi) and coping a feel around her breast and perky ass (nosebleed O.O – sushi) with a lusty look while giving crocodile tears just so she can feel Hami’s body for longer.
Patting her head, Hami replies “Now now sister, I’m sure Mars is just being insensitive again”
Hearing her lovely Hami’s defend the repulsive Mars, Yan couldn’t help but to with great pain stop feeling Hami up and retort loudly
“Insensitive!? Sister you are being too kind on him, he…”
Seeing Yan stop speaking for a second, Hami wondered what stopped her until she continued from her screaming voice to a quiet voice.
“…….said that I smelt like piss, will you join me for a bath sister? *puppy eyes*” (that’s evil, lucky me I get to watch hehe– sushi)
“Ok sister; come let’s go take a bath”
Elsewhere (you bastard!! A potential bath scene I was gonna watch nooooo – sushi)
“Haha Yan, You sure know how to scream haha”
Mars stops and the bundle slowly unfold to reveal the boy inside, when looking closer you can see cuts healing up, bones shaped like spikes on his arm melding into his arm disappearing and blood seeping back into his body.
“His body is healing slowly, even though it takes more energy for me to heal him since he’s got no magic to draw from”
After a few minutes, seeing the boy look alright now Mars decide to stop healing him and wait for the boy to wake up.
10 minutes later
“Goddamnit boy, you gonna wake up or what?”
Seeing that the boy didn’t reply after a few minutes, Mars visibly irritated decided to slap the boy across the empty room hoping this’ll wake him up.
*CRASH*
“ARRGH muthafucking ass cracking dick sucking asshole..”
“Oh look, boy wonder here is awake”
(Boy) “Who the hell are you?”
“I am your…..
……Father”
(Boy) “Fuq off”
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