** this is thinking

( ) if its got mine or Jay's name in it, we're just giving our honest opinions at the time

And.......i dont exist in this story but merely doing a fourth wall commentary chatting with Jay and maybe a few others as i go along

Chapter 4 – Who are you sir?

“What a cute name you have”

“Not as cute as yours”

“Hoho, what do we have here?” smirks Sei

“A man who knows how to appreciate a beauty such as yours” Jay compliment as he bows with one arm under his stomach

(What an old timer – sushi) (Jealous much? – Jay)

*riiippp*

*giggle*

“I see someone needs new clothes” as Sei covers her mouth giggling

“Haha-ha” seeing how his ‘flirting’ failed due to his tattered jeans getting ripped when he bowed and the spot where the rip occurred is near his bum hole, the worst part being that the rip was loud.

(Haha – sushi) (fucken asshole – Jay)

“Come, I’ll show you where you’re supposed to go”

As Jay follows Sei lead down the hallway, he takes all the time to admire that seductive ass swaying left and right and hopes the walk is long. Unfortunately it gets cut short with Sei standing in front of an inlayed door trim/sill/threshold inspired from what looks to be mostly derived from those Japanese shrine frame entrance that stands erect in walkway toward the shrine itself, with inlays snaking through the door opening to interior sill with two thin wood pieces sliding down between the cloth paper that covers whatever is behind this door. Grudgingly he looks away from those dangerous ass and looks at the door and wonders how she can discern which door is which because all the doors looks the same with no distinctive mark to show how each door is different than any others along the endless hallway.

“We’re here”

Jay raised an eyebrow since he has no idea what Sei is talking about when she said that. Noticing that Sei was looking at him waiting for an answer, Jay decided to ask her before going further.

“Um what do you mean we are here?”

Sei may be pretty but from what Jay experienced throughout his still-young life, sometimes following beauties is not necessarily a good thing but a bad thing.

“You don’t know?” Sei bent her head slightly exposing a little part of her neck behind that silky hair that instantly drew Jay’s attention towards, while confused about why he asked a simple question since everyone knows this door leads to the men’s storage room where everything ranging from men’s clothes to small things such as undies is stored in (……so that’s why I’m missing my underwears…. – sushi) (pfft, you wish – Jay)

Jay starts thinking on how to get the information of what’s behind the door, find out how she can discern the difference in the doors, why the hallway is endless and where is the exit to get out of this place all at once without appearing suspicious.

Seeing that Jay didn’t reply, Sei thought Jay was scared due to Mars.

“Don’t worry; Mars isn’t behind this door but merely a door to the men storages”

*Huh?* Jay was broken out of his thinking state and nodded while saying ‘problem one solved’…..wait that’s it. I’m such a genius, I can get the entire problems solved in one go without arousing suspicion.

“Si-Sei um…*fiddles with fingers and slightly shakes* I’m new here so I don’t know how to find my way in this endless hallway nor the difference between the doors? And is there an exit out of this place in case Mars decide to find me”

“Aww don’t worry sweetie, come here I’ll protect you” this wasn’t the plan thought Jay but at least he got to cop a feel again.

“Since you’re new here, I shall answer your questions as best as I can firstly about the doors, there is no visual difference. Not that it matters since our eyes are not as important compared to our sense….”

“What sense would that be? And why is our eyes not as important as you say they aren’t” asked Jay since he was confused about the eyes not being important when in his mind it’s as important as his penis because he doesn’t want to miss the sight of a woman’s body (amen brother – sushi)

“Hmm…you know what mana is right?”

“Yes” *No* replied Jay, while thinking what does this mama thing have to do with the question he posed (mana not mama dumbass – sushi)

“Well, there is also another source of power called energy…..wait you should know this right? After all its common knowledge about this”

“Yeah hehe” *obviously not Sei, please continue about this power and energy thingy or whatever*

“Good, you should also know what senses are and why eyes aren’t so important right?”

“Oh yeah, now I remember haha” *I wouldn’t ask you if I already knew what the hell you’re talking about Sei, once again please just at least talk about why eyes aren’t as important before skipping over it*

“Good, now scan this hallway and you’ll understand soon enough”

*…..scan? Are you freaking kidding me? How am I supposed to scan this hallway? Scan it with my arse?* (Good idea, go try it – sushi) (fuck you – Jay)

After contemplating a little, he gave up and decided to just blurt out whatever came to his mind since he came to the decision that this lady in front of him won’t give him any answers and he’ll rather die than appear dumb in front of her

(you are dumb – sushi) (not as dumb as you – Jay)

“Hmm….each door gives off a different feeling….”

“BINGO. You are correct hehe” Sei smiles, happy to know that Jay didn’t forget to remember the education of the Laws.

*Phew, that was a lucky break*

“Now that’s done and dusted, off you go Jay” seeing Sei smile so radiantly that if you looked at her for too long you’ll go blind.

“Wait what about my….” Before Jay can finish off his sentences he gets sucked into the rainbow-like liquid wall that was waiting patiently behind the screen door like a monster waiting for its food, this all happened the moment Sei opened the door in the middle of Jay’s talk.

“Bye Jay……oh I almost forgot about his abuse under Mars”

Tapping her pristine clear smooth finger on her chin

“Oh I’m sure he’s safe, afterall I killed Mars so bad that it’ll take him at least 3,000 years to reform” (…….I honestly have no comment on that… - sushi)

"And I will never leave him from my sight ever again" as a tear rolled down her left cheek

Having made up her mind, Sei turns around and fade away (hmm, green…my favourite colour – sushi) (What? Oh that, lucky bastard, I didn’t even get to see since the robe was in the way – Jay)

In a far far away land (jokes not that far since its only 5km away from where Jay originally was before – sushi) in a misty area there is a lone figure kneeling over vomiting it turns out to be Jay

“Argh, I knew that woman was bad news”

After a few minutes of groaning like a dying man, keeping in mind to keep his voice down least he attract whatever is in here and after feeling a little better than before, he stands up and surveys his surroundings.

“Why is it so hot here? And misty as hell too” Jay whispers

Trying hard to see through the thick blanket of mist, he squints hoping it’ll improve his sight which unfortunately doesn’t do any justice in trying to pierce the mist.

Suddenly a deep, fierce voice bellows out

“Hey boy, what’re you doing over there?”

Figuring that the person was actually speaking to him he replied

“I can’t see through this misty valley sir”

“Mist? This ain’t no fog or valley boy hahaha”

“Hahahahah”

“Hahahahah”

Hearing multiple laughs sprouting out from various directions, Jay couldn’t help but feel relax yet frown because the voices he hears shows no signs of hostility but friendliness which is suspicious. One of Jay’s life quotes being “The friendliest person is the most suspicious; the most evil person being an open slate” meaning the friendly a stranger is towards you, beware because it’s almost impossible to know what they want, which Jay thinks all these voices fits into whereas the most evil person….it’s pretty obvious that their action speaks more than enough about them without words.

Suddenly Jay spots a hazy silhouette slowly walking up, sharping his gaze and steeling himself for whatever may come he ask

“Who are you sir?”

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