YUMIKO’S POINT OF VIEW

Everything was nice and peaceful,

Angels were silently giving their blessings,

I was smiling so radiantly at Shuuya,

Yuuko was silently driving towards our destination,

Shuuya was peacefully eating,

Camilla was chatting online with her fans silently,

Shion was polishing her bullets,

Kinji was eating sweets while listening to music,

Everything else was fine…

WAS… and were.

UNTIL A CERTAIN WITCH KICKED MY CHAIR!

30 Minutes ago

Thump! Was that an earthquake? No it can’t be… did that witch just kicked my chair!? Looked at her giving her a glare

Rin: What is with that glare? You shouldn’t glare at your patron you know~

That witch said with a half-innocent tone and a half-playful one. Ugh! Just because she paid for my seat for this trip, she became my patron.

Can you believe it? I Inoe Yumiko cannot even buy a single sit wet she! She bought five seats including my seat! She must be smuggling money inside the school!

Yumiko: So what? You kicked my chair! Do not pretend you did not I know what you did!

Rin: Oh, did I? Well then I’m sorry…Not really~

That is it I’ve been holding back since she’s my patron but!

Yumiko: Then don’t say sorry at all!

Kinji gave me a sign to quiet down, ah who cares what he says.

Rin: But isn’t it courtesy to say sorry?

Yumiko: It would be courtesy if you said it from your heart!

Now I’m really irritated!

Rin: I did say it from my heart!

Kinji: Would the two of you shut up!?... Rin-chan--- what I meant to say was ‘Please quiet down, your voice sounds weirder than a frog’s old rundown singer

That was too much! It is worse than what rin would say

(God of sound: she didn’t even realize the red-eyed girl was giggling)

Yumiko: you are calling me run down then what do you call yourself? A home for cavities?

It’s true this little guy has housed more than a hundred cavities since we first met and that was 6 years ago!

Kinji: Oh, someone like you dared to talk back to me? Someone with less than a billion followers?

Yumiko: Followers? You care about that. Now I remember, you were acting all innocent and cute but in truth you’re a merciless assassin right? Ah, you’re really good at acting

Kinji: Really? Is my acting skill as good as your lip-syncing skills?

Yumiko: For your information I’m not like you who uses their looks to trick people

Kinji: I’m not tricking people, and I don’t go on a stage almost acting like a slut just to gain followers

Yumiko: Acting like a what?! It’s called having a concert for your information you lowly silver grade blacksmith that can’t even break through the bottleneck for the gold rank

Kinji: Oh I can be a gold rank and I’ll reach it before you lose your disgusting voice!

Yumiko: You Little! A Four feet 16-year-old boy cannot be called human at all! How can you differentiate beauty from something ugly?

Kinji: With this face, you call me a non-human. Now I cannot disagree about blonde-haired women being dumb

Oh, he is so not cute at all

Yumiko: ah not only are you small you’re also fat I bet you’re going to be as fat as a pig once you’re 20!

Rin: So… Shuu-kun who eats more than Kinji will turn fatter than a pig?

No! Not my Shuuya!

Yumiko: he will not!

I declared

Shuuya: I heard rin-chan saying my name what was that about?

Yumiko: Nothing at all! It’s not about you getting fatter than a pig--- (What am I saying?!)

That witch cut me off! Ah she’s gonna make me look bad in front of Shuuya!

Rin: Miko-chan said that Kinji’s gonna be as fat as a pig once he’s 20 since he eats too much so I asked if you’re going to be fatter than a pig

Ah! She even gave that innocent atmosphere that even I can’t create! Damn! I am not jealous!

Yumiko: No! that’s not it Shuuya! It was this little devil! He called my stupid cause I’m blonde! What about Cami---

Damn! I was cut off! Now that’s rude!

Camilla: I’m not a blonde! My hair color’s orange-blonde! It has orange O-R-A-N-G-E in it

So not only was I cut off I was also betrayed. H-how could they?

Shuuya: So… I’m not gonna become a pig?

Oh poor Shuuya, no one cared about him. I’m the only one that cares about you my dear Shuuya~

Rin: Yuu-chan~ how long do I still need to wait till we arrive at our destination?

Really? That selfish little witch grrr!

Konoha: Why is it rin-chan? Do you feel uncomfortable or something please tell it to u—

Eh? Konoha was cut off because of a stray bullet that just so happens to pass through his head, he was fortunate enough to dodge the stray bullet aimed at his head by the one and only ‘Mizuto Shion’.

Riko: Konoha! Are you hurt anywhere? Oh, poor you. Shion please don’t just shoot bullets wildly

Rin: How considerate Riko-chan is~ Konoha-kun isn’t it nice to have such a great friend~

Ah, that witch is playing again! Everyone knows that saying the word ‘friend’ is a taboo for Konoha specially if it’s about Riko and as always he would freeze up now it actually looks like the bullet really did hit him

Rin: Miko-chan~ what would you look like once your 20? Will you also turn into a pig?

T-that witch!

Yumiko: I won’t cause I’m famous, so I’m fit I have an hourglass shape body

I said obviously confident in my self

Kinji: It was an hourglass? I thought it was a watch, you know~ big and round

That midget! I’ll make him regret clashing with me! I’ll leak you schedule when you leave the labyrinth!

Yumiko: Are you giving me a microwave

Small wave, a wave from a small person

Mio: Why is it so noisy?!

All: …

I think I just saw Micheal looking disappointed when mio woke up… D-did they sleep toghether?! Oh I hope that was Shuuya and me…

Camilla: We were talking about body shape do you wanna join us?

Mio: no thank you but would you quiet down a bit?

Others:…

Micheal: Did you have a noce sleep mio?

Did I just saw a grin…

Mio:Yes and it would have been a much nicer sleep if you no on --

Huh? Why’s Mio blushing? ...oh! She’s embarrassed with admitting she slept happily with Micheal I can see Micheal’s huge grin

Riko: Mio? Are you sick?

Konoha: Who’s sick? Dou you know that be—

Again a stray bullet together with an extremely sharp envelope cut him off not to forget that black blade that ripped through the seat…

Yuuko: No fighting inside the van, the two of you should apologize

…Two? Aren’t there three? The stray bullet from Shion, the envelope from Kinji and the black scythe from the witch?

Yuuko: Nice scythe rin-chan, You didn’t damage anything right?

Rin: Yup!

So the witch was exempted! Isn’t that unfair!

Micheal: Huh? What’s than an earthquake? Woah…

Why’s the ground shaking? Or was it my seat?! Stupid! It’s a real earthquake this time!

Azami: Why’s there suddenly an earthquake? The earth forecast didn’t say anything about an earthquake here

Shion: Can it be caused by magic

Yuuko: Hey—

Rin: Earth magic?

Kinji: Why?

Yumiko: maybe cause they want us?

Yuuko: gods lis--

Rin: Eh!? That’s scary~

Shuuya: It’s fine, we’re together right?

That sounds irritating!

Yuuko: Listen---

Rin: Then if they know they can’t win why still bother?

Azami: Maybe cause they’re confident?

Kinji: or just plain stupid

Yuuko: gods! We’re heading towards a Ghost door!

All (except Yuuko): GHOST DOOR!??

~END~

Characters

Yuuko [1]

Shuuya [2]

Camilla [3]

Shion [4]

Rin [5]

Riko [6]

Konoha [7]

Yumiko [8]

Micheal [9]

Mio [10]

Kinji [11]

Azami [12]

Honey [18]

Mr. Twilight