《That Scottish Play》Act 1 Scene 2
Advertisement
Act 1 Scene 2
King Duncan enters with his sons Malcolm and Donny B, Lennox and a number of attendees. They meet a captain with a single cut across his face
Duncan
Who’s this messenger looking guy? Got any news, Messenger Dude?
Malcolm
Hey, I know you! You’re the rad dude bro who saved my ass from getting yeeted over to the enemy’s prison camps. You rock dude, my man here (indicates King Duncan) has got some serious FOMO, so give him the deets, dude.
Captain
Sure thing, dude. Here’s the piping hot tea you wanted, right? All on the floor here cause I’m about to spill it everywhere. (He and Malcolm chest bump). So before I got all these gnarly debilitating wounds (He gestures to the single small cut across his cheek, literally no other injuries.) I was watching the battle and for a while, nobody was getting anything other than a participation trophy, of course. (Malcolm nods) That uptight rebel MickyD had his foot soldiers and horseman, and he was just slaying everything, he was yeeting our troops left and right. Until he ate a sandwich, and that triggered our boi Macbro so hard, you know because his wife’s sister’s mother in law’s cousin’s best friend’s weird uncle had a gluten allergy so he knows all about it. And he went in just flexing on everybody so hard and he straight up tore this guy a new one for his intolerant ways and then split him right down the middle.
But when it rains it pours dude, so when we finally sent those Irish men crying to their mama’s, that Norwegian king came in with his woke AF troops.
Duncan
How did Macbaby and his Broseph, Banquo take it?
Captain
This got their blood pumping and then went in with all the energy of a Chad chugging twenty Starbucks pumpkin spice lattes.Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m pretty sure I’m dying.
Advertisement
Duncan
Of course, my dude. (The captain exits, limping and moaning pitifully. Ross and Angus enter) Who are these madlads?
Malcolm
Dude, he’s the thane of Ross.
Lennox
He looks straight wild, I bet he’s got the juiciest tea!
Ross (Bows)
My king.
Duncan
What’s the haps, Ross Baby?
Ross
My dude I was just up vacationing in Fife, where that oppressive Norwegian Flag flies dabbing on our entire country. And helped by that backstabbing thane of Cawdor, but Macbean came and destroyed that dude, what a Chad.
Duncan
You for real?
Ross
Yeah dude. Macbuddy flexed so hard the king wants to sign a treaty with you. But I was like, oh hell nah you ain’t even gonna bury your men till we gets our money and your ass is way back in Saint Colme’s inch.
Duncan
That’s right now let's go make Macbaby-o thane of Cawdor he’s earned that shizz.
Ross
(enthusiastically) I’m on it.
Advertisement
- In Serial6 Chapters
OutRage: Total Realism.
What happens when a game company strives for total immersion and realism from a VRMMO?Players require food, sleep, personal hygeine, air to breathe and everything else required for life. The up side is that its still a game, Players respawn, can use magic, can basically do anything they want with obvious exceptions like: not going to prison for assassinating a ruling monarch, not that you cant do it only that its very hard to do.In comes our protagonist a university student majoring in the sciences, namely chemistry.His name is Henry Jacobs, 19 years old and a complete loner.A new VRMMO game was annouced and it bragged and boasted about how it would be the first in a new era of VR gaming as it would give the game a total of 100% realism, meaning when you get hit it hurts, when you walk into a dungeon full of zombies it will stink as you'd expect like rottting corpses. This game is titled Outrage: Total Realism. Which was a joke made by the publishers knowing how most people would be either excited or enraged.
8 136 - In Serial15 Chapters
Nyanya N. Nya
Top-tier poetry about catgirls. I don't really know what else to say. Not for people below a certain legal number?
8 103 - In Serial13 Chapters
One Man Army
Leveling up, kicking ass, and taking names are all just a part of the challenge for Star. The more difficult the game the more motivated he is to play it. Warfare Online, the most notorious of all FIVR games on the market had offered that challenge. Now among the best of the best players, Star finds himself transported to another world still inside of his game avatar. War, Violence, Lust, Crimes, and Conspiracy push Star to do things that he'd never thought he'd ever do in real life.
8 99 - In Serial12 Chapters
Let's Just Be Human (Finished)
It's been thirty years since the collapse of the Soviet Union. They'd both moved on, or so they thought. If it wasn't already clear, this is a Sovame fic.
8 102 - In Serial28 Chapters
Untold Destiny
"Give me a chance to heal your heart.""Stay away from my Mumma.""We don't need you."~...~...~...~...~...~...~...~...~...~...~...~...~...~Join Divya and Abhishek in their journey....Cover credit - theindi_girl
8 155 - In Serial24 Chapters
The Love That Define Us {Completed}
Anuraag Agnihotri is a 27 years old NRI, comes India to attend, Wedding of his childhood's best friend, Sivan Rana's younger sister; Diya, who is living with her Uncle's family in a small town of Shimla, after the death of their parents.Unaware of the fact about Diya's wedding, Anuraag develops feelings for her when he first meets her; after he gets to know the truth, it's getting harder for him to live under one roof with her and her family only to see her get married to another man.......The day she supposed to get married, something happens that turns everything upsides down for Diya....the the only choice that is left for her is to get married to her brother's best friend to save her family's reputation. But the question still stands will Diya fall in love with Anuraag or will choose a different path in the end?
8 225
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
