《The Calamity of a Dungeon Crawl》Framed
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We ended up staying in the inn for the night, Miko wouldn’t let me get two rooms again, which made the other people in the inn look at me with either disgust or jealous, a lone male in a room with three rather developed girls would be enough to make anyone envy of me. The four bed bedroom and five dinners came out to cost us 1 Silver shark coin, rather expensive if you ask me, Vnaa wanted to sleep in my bed, that’s why we only got the four bed bedroom.
“Good Morning Players and Non-Players, in todays News the culprit who set the Fifth Floor Town on fire has been identified, the necessary enforces have been contracted, if you would like to know more, please report to your closest Guild. In other news, the Dungeon is grieving a heavy loss today, the body of a high profile player has been found in the forest on the tenth floor, Aquarus was the right hand man to the God Neptune, his lose is being felt all over the Dungeon, we give our thoughts and prays to those of the Adventuring Guild. An investigation into the death of Aquarus is currently being held, the area he was found was completely destroyed by explosions heard from numerous players and towns people, caution is advised for players on the tenth floor”
“What a load of shit” I sat on the bed listening to the morning announcement, high profile my ass, he was nothing but an insane criminal.
“Master Udon, what is the plan today?” Miko asked making her bed neat, I still hadn’t told them I wanted to hunt down Neptune and kill him
“Hmm, we might as well level up while we are on this floor, what level does it say you should be around before we take the boss on?” I asked putting on my boots
“Hmm, let me see, it says the level recommendation is 37” 37!? Miko had the highest level of us all at 18, the rest of us were at 17, but 37! Thats 20 levels higher than we were, surly we won’t have to spend that much time on this floor
“That is quite higher than we currently are Hero Udon, do you think it’ll take long to get to that point?” Serena asked, she had dropped a fair amount of levels when she became my slave, but it was her choice to remain my slave, she had mentioned me not trusting her if she didn’t have that slave crest on her, which was true but still, that’s a cray reason to be wanting to stay a slave.
“We could go to the other town on this floor Sir Udon, they have a shop called ‘The Gambling Fox’ I wonder what that is” I had totally forgot there was two towns on this floor, still, I had to be teleported to this floor by Archey to avoid the Town Guards, I didn’t want to go back in a prison cell.
“I believe it’s a casino, you bet money on silly little games and if you win you get more money” Serena told Umi, those two seemed to get along, well, better than Miko and Serena anyway
“We’ll have breakfast and head out into the forest, we should try and level up quick, I don’t want to stay on this floor for to long” The leading Guild of this floor was the Adventures Guild, which meant Neptune had a fair amount of power on this floor, it did say the God Nino De Atocha lived on this floor, I had heard a couple of people refer him to as Nino in town.
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“Sounds good” The girls said in unison, we headed out the room with our gear and towards the inns bar, I’d rather camp out than spend another whole Silver Shark coin, we weren’t hurting for money, but we still didn’t have a lot of it. If Ragar didn’t but those ointments off me, we might had been in trouble, we currently had 10 Bronze Brown Bear coins, 2 Silver Shark coins and 6 Golden Tigre Coins.
“The food sure isn’t varied around here” Umi said taking a mouthful of Karluo fruit, I had to agree with her, majority of our dinners had been unicorn-rabbit stew with stale bread
“It’s the same situation as Jot and the others, the Guilds hire people who have the basic cooking skills but don’t ever upgrade them, so they are stuck cooking the same dish over and over again” Miko told Umi, I wonder if that’s the same for all the floors? I was still considering my idea to charge people to upgrade their skills, it seems like I would make a killing with it, I could even charge them extra SP along with money, that would make it easier for me to unlock more skills, yes, yes, that would be quite the business plan, I wouldn’t have to lift a finger and I could get all the SP I want along with a butt load of coin
“Papa Udon is thinking something bad again” Vnaa pointed her wooden spoon at me,
“What? No I’m not, I’m just thinking about making money that’s all”
“Like how you made money off that poor young man at the stall” Miko squinted her eyes and glared up at me. You’re still on that? Come on, hold a grudge much
“I will go along with any plan you come up with Sir Udon, no matter how sinister or dirty it may be” Huh? What the hell Umi! You are making me sound like a sick pervert
“I too shall go along with any plan you come up with Hero Udon, I will even offer my body to you if that is what you wish” WHAT!? What the hell is wrong with these two! You are making people stare!
“Master Udon…” Miko stared at me with an icy cold look, oh come on! I didn’t do anything! I’m not like these sick freaks
“I was only thinking of charging people money to upgrade their skills, I’m not the sick freak you all think I am” I needed to tell them my plan, well part of my plan, it was the only way they would stop assuming I was coming up with these real nasty plans
“Oh, I think that would be a splendid idea” Umi clapped her hands together, you shut it, you are a sick freak!
“That reminds me, Serena are there any skills you want to unlock before we set out?” She must have had a bunch of skills just sitting there
“Hmm, I can have a look. Nope, not a single one”
“…Huh? You haven’t unlocked any skills? How is that even possible!? You’re a damn Ancient Floor Monster”
“Hero Udon, please refrain from voicing that so loud, I don’t want other humans knowing of my existence”
“Master Udon, it was the same situation with me, when you came into a contract with Serena, her level was reset to yours, but since it was a Slave Crest all of her unlocked skills that she hadn’t acquired disappeared” Is that seriously how it worked? It would make sense, no owner would want their slave to be over powered, they might even be able to break the slave crest if they were that much stronger than their owner.
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“Fine, I guess we need to try and get some skills unlocked for you, are you all done?” I got up and slung the backpack over my shoulder
“Yep all done” Vnaa smiled at me showing her empty bowl
“Nice Umi!” Serena shouted out, we had been fighting in the volcano area of the floor, there was a lot of Fire baboons which Umi killed almost instantly
Udon:
*40 Exp Points Acquired
Miko:
*43 Exp Points Acquired
Vnaa:
*43 Exp Points Acquired
Umi:
*53 Exp Points Acquired
Serena [Slave]:
*43 Exp Points Acquired
Level up!
Umi is now level 18.
Enhanced Jump Skill conditions met [Locked] 10 SP Required>
Basic Monster Tamer Skill conditions met [Locked] 4 SP Required>
Low-Level Monster Summoner Skill conditions met [Locked] 45 SP Required>
Attributes boosted
13 Skill Points Acquired
“Serena behind you! Vnaa to your left!” I hadn’t really killed many monsters, the girls were all coordinating with each other rather comfortably and I called out when I saw a monster in coming
“Hiyah!” Vnaa dashed and slashed the throat of the charging Fire Baboon,
“Take that!” Serena managed to land a hard punch onto the top of the head of the other Fire Baboon, crushing its skull
Udon:
*80 Exp Points Acquired
Miko:
*86 Exp Points Acquired
Vnaa:
*110 Exp Points Acquired
Umi:
*86 Exp Points Acquired
Serena [Slave]:
*110 Exp Points Acquired
Level up!
Vnaa is now level 18.
Basic Monster Tamer Skill conditions met [Locked] 4 SP Required>
Low-Level Monster Summoner Skill conditions met [Locked] 45 SP Required>
Attributes boosted
15 Skill Points Acquired
Level up!
Serena is now level 18.
Low Stab Nullification Skill conditions met [Locked] 5 SP Required>
Low Poison Resistance Skill conditions met [Locked] 5 SP Required>
Low Mind Control Resistance Skill conditions met [Locked] 5 SP Required>
Low Pain Nullifier Skill conditions met [Locked] 5 SP Required>
Basic Mana Increasement Skill conditions met [Locked] 5 SP Required>
Low Impact Absorption Skill conditions met [Locked] 60 SP Required>
Monster Meat Resistance Skill conditions met [Locked] 63 SP Required>
Attributes boosted
25 Skill Points Acquired
“Sir Udon, you are the only one still on 17” You don’t have to point it out Umi! I glared at her
“Master Udon, there’s one coming from those rocks over there” Miko pointed just to my right, I saw a large Fire Baboon with its fangs baring charging right for me
“Awesome there’s something I want to try, girls get behind something” I duplicated my Ghost Seed and created a Grenade seed
“Wargh!” The hell was that? The Fire Baboon made some weird grunt as it lunged towards me. It had its mouth wide open, their teeth are sharper than the baboons on earth and it’s fire covered tail swayed in the air causing a scary sight.
“Perfect” I jumped towards the lunging monster and threw the Grenade Seed into its mouth, I rolled across the ground as I land and started running towards a rock, I jumped behind it and saw the Fire Baboon trying to grab the seed from out of its mouth, it had already swallowed it though
*Boom
The Grenade seed exploded causing chunks of the monster to go flying over the place, the other defeated Fire Baboons got caught up in the blast and also went all over the place, it was a real mess of a scene, I didn’t really think it through.
Udon:
*43 Exp Points Acquired, 15 SP Acquired
Miko:
*45 Exp Points Acquired
Vnaa:
*45 Exp Points Acquired
Umi:
*45 Exp Points Acquired
Serena [Slave]:
*45 Exp Points Acquired
Level up!
Miko is now level 19.
Water Propulsion Skill conditions met [Locked] 7 SP Required>
Monster Meat Resistance Skill conditions met [Locked] 63 SP Required>
Attributes boosted
10 Skill Points Acquired
“What the hell! I killed it and I still don’t get the most exp, I call rigged” I peeked over the rock to see the carnage of my Grenade seed, I upped the gun powder in the seed to 5 rather than 3.
“Wow” Umi and Serena said looking at the destroyed area, Miko on the hand…
“What in the hell is wrong with you! What were you even trying to do! Do you have any idea how dangerous that was! You heard the Gem this morning, people are looking out for explosion like this and you made one even bigger! You even destroyed all the monster corpse’s, we can’t harvest them now!” Miko was beyond angry, she did make some fair points, but I really wanted to see if the explosion would hurt any of us
“What were you trying to do!” Miko wasn’t dropping it
“I just wanted to see if the explosion would hurt any of us” I turned away from her scratching my chin, she can yell at me all she wants, I didn’t care
“And the smart thing to do was to make a bigger explosion…”
“Uhh, well … lets have some lunch” I walked off, I knew I was in the wrong, but, Miko didn’t need to know I knew that
“You can’t just walk away, how childish are you!” Miko followed me nagging me, she eventually cooled off, I think she was more scared than anything else, it was a big explosion.
“Hero Udon, do you have the Monster Meat Resistance Skill?” Serena asked
“Monster Meat Resistance skill? Yeah, I haven’t unlocked it though”
“You should, monster meat is a lot more tastier than the animal meat, and not many players bother unlocking the skill because they are the ones that have to cook the meat”
“What happens if you eat monster meat without this skill?” The skill cost 63 SP!
“You’ll most likely die” That was blunt
“I’ll unlock it too” Vnaa said
“Thats a good idea Vnaa, I’ll do it too” Miko replied
“Hang on, who has the skill here?” I don’t remember anyone of us having the skill, I looked around and none of them put their hand up, I knew it
“The skill is 63 SP, is it really worth that much?”
“I think it is, besides, there aren’t that much animals on the volcanic mountain, monster meat is far more easier to obtain, it will also help us when we go to higher floors.” Serena said sitting down against a boulder
“Wait, how do you know what monster meat tastes like? If you don’t have the skill how can you eat it?”
“Before I had your slave crest, I could eat monsters without a problem, I’m assuming the same can be said for Miko” I looked at Miko who nodded her head to me
“Fine, if you really think its worth it than we’ll unlock the skill” I caved, I was starting to get real hungry, I had fought monsters all morning and hadn’t even levelled up, I was already frustrated, I didn’t need hangry to be mixed in with it.
Monster Meat Resistance [Locked] ▼
-Monster Meat Resistance: Level 5 Skill, 63 SP Required: Ability to eat monster meat without falling ill.
“Skill unlocked-Monster Meat Resistance (C)”
“Does anyone know how to cook monster meat?” I looked around at the girls as they finished unlocking their skill, my SP had dropped to 1…I didn’t really mind since I was set on charging people extra SP when I upgraded their skills.
“Hey it didn’t take any of my SP” Vnaa shouted out in joy…What!
“Me neither” Umi joined in
“I too did not lose any SP” Serena said. What the hell! Why am I the only one losing SP, I should take their SP to balance the unfairness that was happening, what about Miko? I turned slowly towards Miko who just turned away from me and looked in the sky…damn it! What the hell!
“Uhh Master Udon” Miko said softly, you could see the annoyance on my face right now.
“Don’t worry Miko, it is what it is” There’s no point in carrying on about it, I’m sure there was a reason why they didn’t have to spend points on it…You suck Creator!
“Does anyone know how to cook monster meat?” I asked again looking at Serena and Miko, Miko shook her head
“I’ve only ate it raw so not a clue” Serena replied…What the hell! You made me spend 63 SP and you don’t even know how to cook it!
“There’s that trade skill book about it somewhere, uh, here it is” Miko pulled out one of the books I had purchased a while back
“This will let me level it up to around 6 but I don’t have enough SP to unlock the Basic Monster Chief, so one of you girls will need to do it” The girls all slumped their shoulders down, what was that response? It was true I was a little bit of a foodie back in my old life but that didn’t mean squat in this world.
“It can’t be helped, I only have 1 SP, the skill costs 3” I didn’t even want to try and unlocking it without the necessary SP, I almost die when my MP goes in the negatives, I don’t want to think about what would happen if my SP went into the negatives, I might become a slave to the dungeon or worst, The Creator.
“What if we transfer you some SP, will you cook than?” Umi asked, why did they want me to cook so badly?
“I think that’s a great idea”
“You do huh, well, since this was your bright idea to begin with” I looked over a t Serena with my wicked grin, she can transfer me her SP than.
“Hero Udon, that is not a very Hero presence you have right now…Hero Udon, no!” Serena ended up transferring me 11SP, when I used my Skin Granter skill and gave her the Skill Point Transfer skill, my SP went to 0 but nothing bad happened. I unlocked the Basic Monster Chief skill, it merged with my Basic Animal Chief skill and became Basic Chief, Umi and Miko went out and brought back two dead Fire Baboons, I cooked them up and my mastery grew another level.
“This is rather tasty Master Udon” The girls all nodded at Miko’s remark
“I didn’t do much, the Ghost Seed is the one to thank” I had made salt, pepper and other spices and condiments with the seed, we were only have Roast Fire Baboon but the spices jazzed it up a bit
“Over there!” I heard a girls squealing voice in the distance
“What’s that?” Umi asked, we all stood up to see a group of people coming our way
“You there! You are the one that destroyed the forest and killed the Hero Aquarus!?” What!? I mean yes, that is me, but, what!? Hero!? Are there a few screws loose in that head of yours old man!
“His also the one that burned the town down on the fifth floor! Neptune told us so!” What the hell did he just say!
“I didn’t do that! Your pathetic God is telling you lies” I shouted back. Getting framed again, are you kidding me!
“Lies! That little girl over there is also a horrible monster!” It was that bratty girl from the other day! Thats it! I don’t care if your a little girl, no one bullies Vnaa like that!
“Arrr! His coming for me!” I took a couple steps forward towards the girl, she ran off in a panic
“Leave our children alone you criminal!” The old man shouted again, I saw the girl run behind a wealthy looking man, she saw me glare and her and poked her tongue out at me with a grin. Why you little shit!
“Your crimes are visible for all to see, come with us now so you can be trialed” The townspeople shouted in unison, damn it! I’ll kill that worthless man of a god!
“Sir Udon what do we do?” Umi asked grabbing her Sea Trident
“…Run…” We were outnumbered and still low levelled, I didn’t want the girls getting hurt as well.
“After them!” We grabbed our gear and ran higher into the mountain.
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