Greetings!

Writing continues! I’ve started uploading chapters for Vol. 2 into the drafts folder here, so at max you’ll only have one more update to suffer through.

Meanwhile, VOLUME ONE IS AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER ON AMAZON!!! It’ll release on October 23rd, and the paperback version will release on the 24th. The preorder price for the ebook ($1) will be in effect until October 26th, so order soon!

Or at least that’s the plan. Amazon might decide otherwise.

Meanwhile, I’ve been working on a non-RR project: translating books into Cat. That’s right, Cat. I’m trying to translate them into Dog (with Bird as a possible future project), but the program isn’t cooperating.

So far I have The Art of War and Animal Farm up, and in October I’ll be releasing Dracula and Frankenstein. If that sounds like something your feline overlord might be interested in, check it out!

As a sample of what it looks like, have the first chapter of this story translated into Cat:

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Have a great week!

~Sadie