《King Trollex's Adventures: The First Rockfest》Eatable Spike Candies/Rock Grocery Store
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King Trollex: The place was fulled with packages of Cheese Fizz and Rock Juice Boxes.
Rock Zombie Trollex: Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Queen Barb: Um, what's the matter?
Rock Zombie Trollex: Cheese Fizz?! JUICE BOXES?!! There has to be something else! Anything!
Queen Barb: Sorry Dude, that's all we eat.
Rock Zombie Trollex: . . .
Queen Barb: Dude?
Rock Zombie Trollex: *screams in agonizing agony*
King Trollex: So i ran and ran with the cart, running near every aisle, looking for something different, and it was all the same. Which is funny, really, because at the Techno Grocery Store, we had Techno Biscuits, Steamed Coral in a freezer box and Yummy, very Nummy, Cookies shaped like our hearts. So i kept looking until . . . i found something . . . different.
Rock Zombie Trollex: AHHHHHH . . . Wait, What's that?
Queen Barb: Oh, that? Those are eatable Spikes.
Rock Zombie Trollex: Ooh. What does it taste like?
Queen Barb: Lava . . .
Rock Zombie Trollex: *gags*
Queen Barb: . . . that was dipped in hot chocolate . . .
Rock Zombie Trollex: Ooh.
Queen Barb: . . . that leaves a stinging taste in your mouth.
Rock Zombie Trollex: *shocked face* Hmm, i guess i'll buy it.
King Trollex: Unfortunatly, that was the last package. So we also bought 15 cans of Cheeze Fizz and Juice Boxes.
Rock Zombie Trollex: Well, i guess it's time to . . . wait . . . if every Troll is a Rock Zombie there . . .
Queen Barb & Rock Zombie Trollex: *snickers*
*Queen Barb & Rock Trollex have a ball in the store having "fun ruckus*
Queen Barb & Rock Zombie Trollex: *laughs*
Rock Zombie Trollex: I feel so energized and i'm not even tired yet! YEAH!!!
*sound echoes into the auditorium*
Rock Zombie Poppy: *hears noise* I hear danger.
Rock Zombie Branch: What do you . . . *sleeps*
*Rock Zombie Delta Dawn slaps Rock Zombie Branch*
Rock Zombie Branch: . . . MEAN!
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Rock Zombie Delta Dawn: Come on, boy! We still have to stay in character.
*Rock Zombie Clampers pops up of Delta's hair*
Rock Zombie Clampers: Rock and Roll! How'd i do?
Rock Zombie Delta Dawn: You did great, sugarplum! See? My niece gets it!
Rock Zombie Poppy: Ahem, We have to do the prank tonight!
Rock Zombie Prince D: Not to be harsh, but won't this scare poor Trollex?
Rock Zombie Poppy: Either that, or we will be like this for days . . .
Rock Zombie Cooper: Um . . . Bro?
Rock Zombie Poppy: *gives a hard stare* . . . without food . . .
Rock Zombie Trollzart: Um . . . D, I don't think you should have said that.
Rock Zombie Poppy: *gets closer to D* . . . without water . . .
Rock Zombie Branch: Oh . . .
Rock Zombie Beat Drop Button . . . No.
Rock Zombie Poppy: *whispering* . . . without happiness.
Rock Zombie Prince D: Okay, Okay, Let's do this!
Rock Zombie Poppy: Thank you for your cooperation. Okay, here's the plan.
Columns:
Rock Zombie Trollex - 13 Columns
Queen Barb - 9 Columns
Rock Zombie Poppy - 7 Columns
King Trollex & Rock Zombie Branch - 3 Columns
Rock Zombie Delta Dawn & Rock Zombie Prince D - 2 Columns
Rock Zombie Clampers & Rock Zombie Cooper & Rock Zombie Trollzart & Rock Zombie Beat Drop Button - 1 Column
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