《Trollex》You're Welcome
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♫ Okay, okay
I see what's happening, yeah
You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange
(His tattoo winks at Trollex, surprising him.)
You don't even know how you feel, It's adorable!
Well it's nice to see that Trolls never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes it's really me, It's Maui! Breathe it in
I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demigod
What can I say except "You're welcome"
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy!
Hey, what has two thumbs and pulled up the sky
While you were waddling yay high?
This guy!
When the nights got dark, who stole you light from down below?
You're looking at him, yo!
Oh, also I lassoed the sun
You're welcome
To stretch your days and bring you fun
Also, I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome
To start the waves and shake some trees
So what can I say except you're welcome?
For the reefs I grew in the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome
I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome, you're welcome
Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground
Oh, that was Maui just messing around
I killed an eel, its guts I did bury
Sprouted a bush, now you've got seaberries
What's the lesson? What is the takeaway?
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the breakaway
And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been, I make everything happen
Look at that mean just tippity tappin'
Well anyway, let me say you're welcome!
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For everything I could nail
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta bail
Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome!
'Cause I'm gonna need that whale
I'm steering away, away, you're welcome!
'Cause Maui can do anything but fail
You're welcome, you're welcome ♫
(Trollex realizes he's in a cave.)
And thank you!
(Maui traps him inside.)
***
Trollex was angry, "Hey! Let me out! You lousy, lying son of a..."
Maui was heading towards Echo without a care in the world, but was stopped by his tattoo.
He gestured that what he just did was not cool.
Maui just said, "No. I'm not going to Te Ora with some kid. I'm going to get my hook. You have yours and I need mine."
The tattoo kept at it, until Maui flicked him to his back, "All right. Talk to the back."
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