"Your turn Duck Butt." Kakashi said with a serious face.

Sasuke smiled and then frowned at the fact that he was called a 'duck butt.' "My name is Sasuke Uchiha and I like tomatoes, my brother, and my friends. I dislike Dango and a certain person in my family. My hobbies are training to get stronger. And my dream is to become a strong ANBU captain and that my family will recognize that I'm my own person and not my brother."

"Well now that we all introduced each other, we can get on to the test that will determine if you can become Genin or not," Kakashi said with an eye smile.

"What?" Sakura screeched. "I thought that we were already Genin!"

"That was only a test to weed out the ones who are capable of becoming Genin," Kakashi said. "There is only a 66% passing rate and I have not passed one team."

We all stared at him in shock.

"Oh and by the way," Kakashi said before he jumped off the roof. "Don't eat breakfast or you'll puke."

...

Oh the irony. Or maybe it's bad karma? I kick Kakashi out of the ANBU (well the Hokage did... I only kicked him out of my group...) for being late and then I get him as a stupid sensei. And guess what?

He's late.

Very late.

Well it gave me time to set up traps... he he! Oooo this will be fun. Watching him scream in agony and humiliation. Oh what fun!

I began to giggle darkly as I thought about all the traps I set up for my good pal Kakashi. He he he. He'll never be the same after this. Scarred for life. Oh the joy that will bring.

Sasuke visibly scooted away from me and I turned toward him and gave him a creepy face. He gulped. I bet he was remembering the last prank I pulled on him.

Oh, good ol Sasuke was never the same. My great pal Sasuke never saw it coming. Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke.

He he he.

I bet my great buddy Sakura would love a present as well. I can see it now. Knives flying everywhere. A new hair cut. Someone dying... wait... that's illegal. Knives flying everywhere...

There was a poof of smoke breaking me from my thoughts. "Yo," said a sheepish Kakashi.

"YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura and I said in unison. Sasuke just 'Hn'd.'

I turned to Sasuke. "Wow, watch your language. It was only 3 hours."

"Hn." He said looking away.

"Come on idiot! I'm your friend, and I'm telling you to cut our sensei some slack," I told him. "You do want to get stronger, don't you?"

"Hn!" Sasuke said with more aggression.

"HEY!" I yelled holding my hands up. "I'm not doubting you! Believe it! I'm just saying that we need a sensei to get stronger. And..." I walked up to his ear and whispered something lowly.

Sasuke began to smirk and that smirk became a smile. Kakashi and Sakura just stared at us dumbfounded.

"Uh... did we miss something?" Kakashi asked scratching the back of his head.

"Nope Kakashi sensei," Sasuke said with an evil glint in his eye. "Nothing at all..."

Kakashi visibly gulped. "Now I'm going to set a timer for noon and all you guys have to do is get these bells from me."

"Why are there only two when there are three of us?" Sakura asked.

"Whoever gets a bell won't have to go back to the academy," Kakashi chuckled darkly. "If you don't get a bell, you'll be going straight back."

'He's trying to pit us against each other.' I thought. 'The key to this is teamwork.'

"Ready start." Sasuke and Sakura hopped away leaving me standing there.

"Huh?" I huffed looking around. Where did they go? Did we start?

"Compared to the others..." Kakashi started. "You're a bit weird."

Might as well make a show out of it. A low low Genin show. "You and me right here right now!" I shouted pointing a finger at him. Kakashi reached into his pouch and I immediately went into a weak Genin defensive stance. Instead of a weapon, he brought out an orange book. "HUH?!"

"You said that you were going to fight me fair and square right?" Kakashi asked reading his porn. "Well come at me."

'If only I could bring out my sword.' I cursed. 'Then I could cut off his head.'

Kakashi's head on a platter. Hm, not too bad.

I cocked back my arm and ran at him. "I'm going to crush you!" I aimed a sloppy punch for his head and he obviously dodged. I then aimed a kick at him and he caught it. He threw me back. "Shadow clone Jutsu."

Kakashi's eyes widened in slight surprise but quickly went back to his bored look. I made an obvious frontal attack and then grabbed him from the behind with my clone. I aimed a punch for his face but it was for not. I ended up punching myself in the face. Replacement Jutsu. I knew this but I had all of my clones beat each other up like idiots until one of them got the idea to dispel.

"Naruto watch out!" Sasuke yelled out.

"Hidden finger Jutsu, a thousand years of death!" Kakashi yelled out with a glint in his eye. We then stabbed his fingers into my butt and I went flying.

Now as a girl, I feel very violated. Extremely violated. Kakashi Hatake. MY GREAT FRIEND! Oh, you are going to pay.

"Sasuke," I said holding my butt. "I'm going to make him pay."

He immediately got the message and sped off. Sakura tried to follow but she was too slow. After about 2 minutes, I heard a scream in the distance.

'Is it Kakashi?' I thought. 'Nope, it was too high... it was the forehead.'

I hopped away to help her because we had to have teamwork to pass. Sasuke soon caught up.

"I memorized where all the traps were and activated them," he said. "We're good to go."

"Alright," I chuckled evilly with bloodlust in my eyes. "Time for payback."

Sasuke took a step back scared and I don't blame him. I'd be scared of me too. Especially if you have been threw one of my pranks. Most don't come out the same and start sleeping with one eye open.

Oooo, the ANBU is the most fun. Get's them on high alert for missions.

"Hey guys. What are we talking about," I heard someone whisper behind me.

I purposely made myself jump. "Ack! Pedophile!" I saw Sasuke hold back a laugh.

Kakashi held up his hands. "What! NO!"

"Then explain that perv," I said pointing at his book.

He looked down at his book and fumbled with it. "This isn't what you think... uh, it's just a pass time and-"

"Sasuke! RUN!" I yelled grabbing Sakura and heading for the traps.

"WAIT!" I heard Kakashi yelled behind me. "Let me explain!"

"Stay away from us you pedophile!" Sasuke yelled.

"Not you too Sasuke!" Kakashi said worriedly.

I looked back at him with a look of pure horror. "Who knows what you would've done with Sakura if I didn't grab her."

"Naruto!" Kakashi wailed. "I would never do such a thing."

Sasuke sent me a hand signal and I nodded. We both hopped up into a tree and began to watch the magic.

"Naruto! Sasuke! I swear I'm not a pedophile!" Kakashi yelled while stepping into the trap area. And now the magic happens.

...

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed all the Jonin at the sight of Kakashi.

The said copy nin just scowled and glared at them.

They all just laughed harder at the pink haired Ninja. His once silver hair was pink, and his porn that he carried with him at all times had a sticker that said- "Warning: A Pedophile is reading this. Run while you can!"

For some reason that they can't fathom, he's still reading it.

Sarutobi stifled a laugh and got to business. "Team 1?"

"Fail."

"Team 2"

"Fail."

"Team 3-5 is still in action. Team 6?"

"Fail."

"Team 7?"

"Pass."

Everyone looked at him in surprise. They all thought that (especially in the state that he was in when he showed up) he wouldn't pass them. After all, he had the demon brat with him.

"Okay," the Hokage continued. "Team 8?"

"Pass."

"And Team 10?"

"Pass."

"Alright, you're Genin start their missions tomorrow. Dismiss!"

{June 19, 2018}