...

We have finally made it back to Konoha. First stop, Ramen.

"Hey Teuchi," I called as I walked into the ramen stand.

"Oh hey Naruto," Teuchi said holding up a spoon full of noodles he was stirring, "The usual?"

"Believe it!" I said pumping my fist in the air.

Kurama said shaking his head.

'I love ramen, believe it!" I thought back.

Kurama sighed.

I was to busy taking in the smell of the food of the Gods to listen to that grumpy buzz kill. Teuchi then brought forth 5 extra large bowls of Miso ramen and put them in front of me. I quickly inhaled one, taking in the flavor.

"Mind if I sit with you," I heard Iruka ask behind me. How did I know it was Iruka? Simple, it's because I'm awesome.

"Yup," I chirped. 'As long as he doesn't take a bowl of my ramen.' I thought darkly.

"I heard that you had your first C rank that turned B or even A rank," Iruka started.

"Wow, word travels fast, believe it," I said after swallowing my ramen. "We've only been back for like 10 minutes."

He coughed and looked away for a minute, then mumbled, "I also heard you brought a criminal back."

I banged my hands on the table and stood up. "He's not a criminal. He was forced to do that because he thought that Zabuza was the good guy in that situation."

"I'm sorry," Iruka apologized.

I let out a breath. "Just don't accuse someone like that again."

...

I feel funny. Maybe it's from all that ramen I ate... no. I started feeling like this after the fight with Haku. I don't get sick thanks to Kurama, but I'm pretty sure this isn't sickness.

I walked into my apartment and took off my henge, letting my long locks flow. What's this weight on my chest? I went to the bathroom and took off my clothes. Oh crap. Why now?

I'm going through it now?

Kurama started laughing up a storm.

"Not funny," I cried out loud. "How am I supposed to hide this with a henge?"

Kurama snorted.

"Help me out here!" I whined.

he laughed.

"This is your fault, isn't it?" I huffed looking at my already B-cup sized breast.

he said avoiding my question.

"You didn't deny it!" I yelled. "I bet you made them this big to, you perv."

he whistled.

"Then it will be hard to hide, have you seen most Uzumaki women?" I screeched. I looked at myself in the mirror in all angles.

Kurama said.

Dumb Fox. "I hope you know that your still inside me. It's not like you can leave... Hello?!"

Great. He's ignoring me.

Lovely.

Lovely.

Oh, this is just lovely.

Just soooooo lovely.

{July 18, 2018}