"Jae Eun" Taehyung calls out to his really busy friend, who finally got the time to visit him "it's articles about me everywhere on the internet, why? I don't date any of the members and they probably aren't even gay!"

The girl just rolls her eyes, before she actually pays attention to Taehyung "It's just articles, but I bet Jungkook is totally gay for you oh my god" she says, fangirling for a second or two "sadly enough, nearly all my fangirl friends ship vmin, like what the f-"

"what's vmin?" the tallest of the them asks.

"You and Jimin, duh"

"ew no, yoonmin is the shit excuse me" Taehyung answers, and Jae Eun nods in agreement, cuz luckily for both of them;; they ship the same stuff. "I rather have Jungkook inside of me than, Jimin, because Jimin represent his own penis"

"Throwback to when you said you weren't gay" his mother mumbles, when she walked into the living room.