Word Count:729

Tags: porn(just the first paragraph), funny(?), idk college au

Starts off real scandalous just fyi

Idk why I wrote this

Fluff, lots of dialogue and not much else

God I hope no one ever is able to connect this account to me or I'm definitely never gunna be able to run for office lmao

I. She laid into me, hard, hooking her fingers inside of me, her thumb rubbing just close enough to my clit. I pushed up against her, begging for her to go deeper, harder, faster, I don't know what, just more. Her hand laced into my hair, pulling back and massaging my scalp while she kissed me, open mouth, her tongue covering every inch it could before she started to move down, nails sliding along my sides and down my back

"Woah what the fuck?"

Emma jumped, slamming her laptop closed. Behind her Regina laughed, exceedingly amused.

"Skittish much?" She set her bags on her bed and started unlacing her heeled boots.

"Reading over my shoulder much?" Emma snapped back at her dorm mate, still feeling the heat of embarrassment on her cheeks.

"Hey, it's not my fault you were too engrossed in writing your porn to hear me come in." She shrugged, placing her shoes in their place on the shelf. "Not that I object to porn, especially whatever that cheap lesbian shit that is; send me that link when your done." She moved to the restroom and started taking off her makeup, a teasing tone in her voice. "I just think you might consider locking the door or paying a little more attention to your surroundings if your going to be getting off or whatever in our very small shared room."

Emma scoffed defensively.

"I wasn't getting off I was editing and basically rewriting someone stupid lonely housewife smut because my job sucks and 'hey Emma's a lesbian, why don't we send literally anything queer to her for first round editing?"

Regina existed the bathroom to see Emma seething on her comforter. She quirked her mouth into an exaggerated pout.

"Oh, poor baby! Whatever could we do to fix that."

"Fuck you."

"Is that an insult of a to-do list?"

Emma held a stern look of annoyance.

"Oh come on, it's not like I snuck up on you!" Regina walked her empty matress. "I called your name, like, 4 times before coming over to see what you were reading," she pulled her sweater over her head and threw it in the laundry basket. "That's on you," she teased.

Emma's glare continued to stare her down. Thus the teasing continued.

"What, are you losing your hearing," she pulled out her thin hoops, "Or were you distracted? Oh!" She gasped dramatically. "Now, I see why you're so embarrassed. Were you imagining me as 'she'?" she quirked her eyebrow. "Hand laced in your hair? Tongue coveting every inch? Eating you out? Chin and all?" She lowered her voice in mock seduction and kneeled on Emma's bed.

She wanted to say something smart, snarky, just to piss Regina off. Instead she said "Fuck you."- not even "you wish" or "in your dreams".

"Fuck me? Well that's so forward Em," she crawled forward, a hand on her chest in Victorian shock. Emma tried to keep a serious face so she could look Regina in the eye and tell her to fuck off, but she couldn't. She rolled her eyes and laughed.

"You're an asshole."

"Again, so sexual," she teased, lightly hitting Emma's arm.

"How is that even sexual?" Regina gave her a point look then shrugged. "I dunno you tell me, Ms editor in chief."

"You know, you're kinda the worst roommate," Emma accused lightly.

"Hey, what I lack in roommate I make up for in girlfriend." She pushed Emma back and dropped a kiss on her smiling lips.

"Hm, we'll see about that," Emma replied between kisses.

Before it got anywhere, someones phone started buzzing. Regina rolled off with a groan and checked her bag.

"Ugh," she closed the message without responding and tossed her phone back at her purse. "Okay, homework time."

"Hey, what happened to eating me out, chin and all Ms seductress?" Emma poured from her position laying back on her bed, elbows pushing her up to look at Regina.

Regina laughed heartily, a smile on her eyes.

"After homework, lovie."

II. She gasped and groaned loud enough for the apartment behind the adjacent wall to turn their music up louder...