"Anyway, where's Seungmin?"

"He's reading a book, you know, he's so smart, I think I'm falling in love with him more and more, every second. I ask myself every day what did I do to deserve him."

"Whoa okay, boyfriend goals, but he's just reading a book, you know."

"When was the last time, you read a book, you smartass?"

"How should I remembe-"

"ExACtly, that's why I love Seungmin more than you."

"HeY, you've never read a book either, so you're as dumb as me."

"Except that I HAvE a smart boyfriend, so it's fine, and yOu don't."

"bitCH YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK."

"But it's still true lol."

"I'LL SLAP U SO FAR EVEN GOOGLE WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND YOU. FITE ME."

"Ahahah lol, I don't fight with smaller people tho, you should grow up first, don't forget that I'm still 10 cm taller than you."

"Bitch."

"Hoe."

When Jisung was just about to leave, Seungmin came from the room to the hallway where Jisung and Hyunjin were fighting. He heard them shout even behind two closed doors.

He wasn't even surprised, because Hyunjin and Jisung were always bickering when nobody mature was around to shut them up.

But to be honest, Jisung was bickering with everyone, so yeah.

"Ugh, can't you just shout somewhere else, you're disturbing everyone, I was trying to read here."

"Seungminnie I'm sorry, Jisung is just being an ass like always, you know," apologized Hyunjin.

"nO, he was the one who STARTED, he told mE-" Jisung started shouting again.

"Jisung, please calm the fuck down, children need to sleep, it's 8 pm for fucks sake, you're waking them up and Jinnie, how many times have I told you, not to make fun of short people because there is less space for their anger?"

Seungmin was starting to get annoyed. All he wanted to do, was to sit with a good book and a hot cup of tea.

He used to hate the coffee, but Hyunjin loved it so much, that Seungmin sometimes drank a cup too to make him happy and he got used to it. But still, tea is life. At least for Seungmin.

"Yes but... hEY I'M NOT THAT SHORT, just because you're both taller than me, it still doesn't mean I'm short," protested Jisung.

"Lmao, and you haven't seen Chanyeol and Zelo yet," laughed Hyunjin.

"Wait, who?" asked Jisung, who was lost in his thoughts.

He wasn't really paying attention, because he still hasn't recovered from the fact, that he is the shortest one of his friends.

"Han Jisung, are you telling me, that you never eVEn fucking tRIEd to stan other groups than BTS?" frowned Seungmin.

Seungmin was swearing, thought Hyunjin. He didn't like when Seungmin was swearing, because he usually didn't swear at all. He only swore when he was really angry or in a very, very bad mood.

Then Jisung remembered: "Oh, you meant Chanyeol from EXO and Zelo from B.A.P., of cOURse, I know them, what kind of multifandom fan do you tHINK I AM FOR JISOOS SAKE, OH MY GOD, I'm offended."

"You're lucky you remembered, there's nothing that disappoints me more, than a mono-fandom army, who's lazy to realize that k-pop isn't only about BTS," said Seungmin.

"Okay, both of you chill, let's go to that bar," sighed Hyunjin who had enough of fan wars in his life.

"Yes, let's go," agreed Jisung and Seungmin.

And so, the three of them left the hallway and went to the bar."

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