jjguk: who named the gc this

sseoking: OMG he talked

jiminly: jin it's not like he's dead

lmao

jjguk: i could be tho

see?

[picture sent!]

dead inside hAH

hobi i still h8 u for this picture

hxbi: bro don't blame me m8

i was trying to take a good

picture but yk

u b slippin

jiminly: lmaoo

taeloops: hey jeongguk how u

been?

myg.med: he's in a wheelchair now

sseoking: WAIT WHAT

Y DIDN'T U TELL US

jjguk: DON'T YELL AT ME

and idk spent all day with yoongi

today i forgot

jiminly: u did not spend all day

with him

i was there

apparently he's a cool kid

now y'all

jjguk: yes i am

[picture sent!]

taeloops: yo can i be a cool kid too

[picture sent!]

jjguk: yes u can

very cool

jiminly: how abt me

[picture sent!]

jjguk: sry u can't be cool if ur short

jiminly: shut up

myg.med: what about me bb

[picture sent!]

jiminly: holy shit I'm jealous

yoongi snapped

jjguk: hyung ur dating a cool kid

ur already cool

ily

myg.med: ilyt

sseoking: why r y'all so hot

also guk can this pass as being

a cool kid?

[picture sent!]

jjguk: hOLY SHIT I REMEMBER

THAT DAY

that's me in the bg

JIN UR A COOL KID

jiminly: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

jjguk: like 3 years ago

anyways hobi and joon r u

gonna join the cool kids club

hxbi: im already cool wym

jjguk: proof

hxbi: [picture sent!]

jiminly: tae don't be mad but

i audibly whistled

taeloops: baby ik

you're right next to me

jiminly: oh

right

jjguk: LOLOL

NAMJOON

namjoonie: wait what's going on

im just tuning in

myg.med: send a picture of u in

sunglasses for my boyfriend

if u don't I'll come into

ur room and break your

kneecaps

namjoonie: omf yoongi

guk your mans be possessive

jjguk: don't remind me smh

i still remember that one day

good times

anyways SEND

namjoonie: OKAY HOLD UP BRO

[picture sent!]

jjguk: EW WTF R THOSE

namjoonie: IT'S THE FIRST THING

I PULLED OUT OF MY BOX

DON'T @ ME

jjguk: I CAN SEE THE FUCKING

REFLECTION BRO

ur not a cool kid

namjoonie :(

jiminly: don't worry joon we can

be losers together

sseoking: hey guk u said yoongi's

already a cool kid since he's dating

one (you)

doesn't that make the two others

cool kids too?

jjguk: no they aren't yoongi

jiminly: wtf is this discrimination

jjguk: btw all of these r old pics right

apart from namjoon?

sseoking: yeah

namjoonie: yep

myg.med: i can send another one if

u want

jjguk: i'd love to see u rn

lemme see ur face

myg.med: anything for u

[picture sent!]

jjguk: wtf r u wearing

u didn't wear that earlier

nvm u ain't cool no more

jiminly: LMAO HE KICKED HIS OWN

BOYFRIEND OUT

myg.med: i'm hurt omg guk

how could u

jjguk: SEND A DIFFERENT PICTURE

LIKE THIS:

[picture sent!]

myg.med: WHO GAVE U THE RIGHT

TO EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS

sseoking: yoongi used caps lmaoo

jjguk: I DID

BECAUSE U LOOK HOT

UR EFFORTLESSLY BEAUTIFUL

myg.med: ...okay

i forgive u

but i wanna be a cool kid again :(

jiminly: lmao shut up loser

myg.med: i'm sorry. were you a cool

kid to begin with?

sseoking: holy shit

jjguk: you're a cool kid again dw

myg.med: good

if visiting hours weren't over i'd

come over there and shower u

with love

namjoonie: ew cheesy

taeloops: lol

hey jimin get over here i wanna

cuddle u

hxbi: and this is why i got a room

for myself

jjguk: and yugyeom

hxbi: yeah

yugyeom won't move into until

the last min tho

you know him

jjguk: ye

jiminly: wait i just relized

I'M GONNA BE IN A DORM WITH

YUGYEOM AGAIN NOO

MORE PARTIES

jjguk: LMAO GL

sseoking: jeongguk it won't be any

better for us...

we're right next to them

jjguk: what

ur cappin

myg.med: he ain't cappin

if it makes u feel better bb

i've made ur side of our

room just like last school

year

namjoonie: he actually did

it's a complete replicate.

jjguk: hyung u

👉🏻👈🏻 i love u

alright! i've decided!

sseoking: what type of fan fiction

shit is this

jjguk: SHUT UP

anyways once i'm given walking

therapy or wtvr

ill try my hardest to get back there!

myg.med: ill sleep in ur bed so it

smells like me when u get back

jjguk: no i wanna smell u now

bring one of ur blankets tmrw

early birthday gift

myg.med: okay

also ik what i'm getting u for

ur birthday

namjoonie: what about me? :(

myg.med: u aren't my boyfriend

u can wait 11 days

i'll get u a card

namjoonie: better than nothing

jjguk: lol

anyways my phone is gonna die

i love y'all

byee

myg.med: bye bb sleep well

jiminly: lmao bye guk

taeloops: jimin get off ur phone

im trying to cuddle u and u have

morning classes tmrw

jiminly: this is straight up

bullying wtf

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