《Skeet Ulrich/ FP Jones Oneshots》Skeet Ulrich x Reader
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"Hey girls?" Skeet said as reader, Lilah, and Madchen walk in the door. "Hey." They said as Reader and Lilah go upstairs to reader's room with their bags. Madchen sits on the couch with Skeet and says, "We need to talk." Madchen said as Skeet says, "Ok what's up?" "Lilah told me something interesting about reader today, that me and you didn't know about until today." Skeet looks at her curiously and asked. "What Lilah tell you?"
Madchen leans back on the couch as Lilah walked back downstairs sitting between her legs as Madchen wrapped her arms around her waist tightly and said. "Tell Skeet what you told me today about reader." Skeet says, "I'm waiting, what's up? And where's reader, is she still upstairs?" Lilah sighs and says, "Reader's still upstairs putting stuff up and she said that she had to finish something too, so after she finishes it she'll be back down here. Anyway what I told Madchen today at the mall is..." Madchen senses something so she starts rubbing Lilah's back gently calming her down.
"Ok you 2 know about mine & reader's past with our previous relationship... So what I'm trying to say is that if we haven't told you what triggers us, I'm gonna tell you now..." Skeet and Madchen look at each other before Skeet says, "Continue." "In mine and reader's previous relationship, they always blamed us for everything when something didn't work or if something broke, we'd always get punished... Me and reader hate loud noises and if something falls or breaks... Me and reader especially reader go into panic mode thinking we're gonna get hurt or punished and we start rocking back and forth trying not to cry. And if that happens here, you guys can't help us you just have to be patient until the panic attack is over with... And--"
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Lilah gets cut off by Skeet saying. "Me and Madchen are not going to punish you 2 for no reason if you didn't do anything, and we're not going to blame you guys for stuff that falls or breaks too I promise. And another thing Lil, the only way me or Madchen are going to punish you 2 is if you did something on purpose but if it was an accident then you're ok and what you said about the panic attack mode thing, me and Madchen aren't going to let you 2 have panic attacks either we don't know how to stop them, but we're going to make sure you and reader don't get them as often and the last thing you and reader are safe with me and Madchen we promise. And we're not going to let anything happen to either of you, we love you and reader too much to let anything bad happen." Skeet said as Lilah wipes her eyes and he hugs her tightly.
Madchen and Skeet look at each other before Skeet mouths, "I'm going upstairs to see reader." Madchen nods as she holds Lilah closer to her chest letting Lilah cry playing with her hair rocking them back and forth.
(In Skeet's room)
"Hey baby." Skeet says opening his bedroom door seeing reader sitting on the bed looking at her phone on Instagram. Skeet gets on the bed with her and hugs her from behind and says, "Whatcha doing?" Reader tenses up and says, "I'm on my Insta." Skeet could tell that she was tensing up and he let go gently.
Friday morning, reader and Lilah were in the kitchen making breakfast, when reader got a bowl and it slipped out of her hand and fell on the floor shattering into pieces. Lilah turns around and looked at reader who started shaking and she could feel tears in her eyes and she grips the counter tightly knowing that she's gonna get punished or get hit by something because that's what she's used to... "Hey bestie, it's ok." Lilah says as reader starts crying and Lilah pulled her into a hug when the front door opened with Skeet and Madchen walking in. "Hey gu- what happened!?!?!??" Skeet said noticing that reader's crying and gripping the counter tightly.
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Lilah points to the floor and Madchen nods mouthing, "It's ok. We'll clean it up." Lilah nods and turned the stove off and reader keeps crying as Skeet gets closer to her and she flinched when he tries to touch her and he looks at Madchen sighing before Madchen asked. "Who the hell hurt you 2 so much??" Lilah laughs before she says bitterly. "Our exes." Skeet looked at reader and says gently. "Baby it's just me, it's ok. You're ok." Reader looks at him to see if he's lying and she notices that he's not lying to her. "I'm sorry." Reader whimpered as Madchen moves her hair out of her face and says, "It's ok, c'mon let's go to the living room." Madchen holds reader's hand and they walk away to the living room as Lilah turned to look at Skeet saying, "I told you so."
"Yeah I know what you mean by now Lil. So is there anything else me and Madchen should know about?" "Probably, but not until it happens I guess." "Ok. So wanna help me clean this up?" Skeet asked looking at Lilah who laughs and says, "No, I'm gonna try to calm my best friend down." Then she walked to the living room leaving Skeet in the kitchen smirking to himself thinking, 'How did he and Madchen get so lucky.'
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