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Y/n - We are like cocoa and marshmallows

Carol - Excuse me?

Y/n - I'm hot and you're on top

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Steve - Can you slow dance y/n

Y/n - Of course

*Does the Macarena in slow motion*

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Wanda - Y/n calls me pretty

Nat - Well y/n calls be beautiful

Y/n - Don't even think about it Carol

Carol - Y/n calls me mommy

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Wanda - Are you straight or...?

Y/n - Bisexual

Carol - Do you like older women?

Y/n - Yes I do *wink at Carol*

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Nat - Y/n your bleeding. What's your type

Y/n - Blond, older, can fly in space, name starts with a C ends with arol

Nat - Your blood type idiot

Y/n - I don't know ask my brother

Clint - Red

Nat - I don't know why I am friends with you two

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Tony - Did you get many spankings as a kid

Y/n - As a kid, no

Sam - Wait a minute...

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Carol - Can I buy you a drink

Y/n - No. Sorry, it's bad for my legs

Carol - Why? Do they swell?

Y/n - No they spread

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Carol - I can't believe you would do that. I am at a lost of words

Y/n - You still proceeded to scream at me for 10 minutes

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Y/n - Want to come over?

Carol - I just left

Y/n - Want to come back?

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Y/n - I have a plan

Steve - I have the hospital on speed dial

Y/n - ...

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Wanda - Did you like the food I made

Y/n - No

Carol - Come on she put her heart and soul into it

Y/n - That's why it tasted cold and dead

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Y/n - If I don't come back. Tell Carol she is the love of my life

Tony - Okey

*Y/m comes back a week later*

Carol - I'm the love of your life?

Y/n - ...TONY...

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Steve - Remember, murder is never the answer

Y/n - No, it's the question

Nat - And the answer is yes

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