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Y/n - Mom are you homophobic

Nat - Number one. You're gay

Y/n - ...

Nat - Number two. I have an asexual sister

Y/n - ...

Nat - Number three. I'm a part of Fury's lesbians

Y/n - *Dying of laughter*

Nat - How can I be homophobic

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Y/n - I'm a girl who's got very specific taste

Y/n - *Looks at Wanda*

Y/n - She's just my type

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Wanda - I feel like doing something stupid

Y/n - Do me. I'm stupid

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Nat - What was plan A

Wanda - Don't fuck your daughter

Nat - And what was plan B

Wanda - Don't fuck up plan A

Nat - What did you do

Wanda - Fucked your daughter

Y/n - I didn't mind tho

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Wanda - Cause you're pretty and you're smart and you're ignoring me. So you are obviously my type

Y/n - I'm sorry what were you saying?

Wanda - Perfect

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Wanda - Remember, murder is never the answer

Y/n - No, murder is the question

Loki - And the answer is yes

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Wanda - You're violent

Y/n - Yea, but I'm short so it's adorable

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Y/n - *Points at a high shelf* Can you take that down for me?

Wanda - So you do need me

Y/n - Be quiet or I'm going to replace you with a step ladder

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Pietro- Wanda, why does everyone thing you and y/n fuck

Wanda - Because we do

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Wanda - There was 36

Peter - No 38

Pietro - I got it to 34

Wanda - What did you get babe

Y/n - Africa??

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Wanda - So what your name

Y/n - Marry

Wanda - And last name

Y/n - Me

Wanda - So Marry Me?

Y/n - With pleasure

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Y/n - Look what I found. Is a picture of the most beautiful woman ever

Wanda - You are just pointing a mirror at me

Wanda - Oh...

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Nat - Why are you ignoring Wanda

Y/n - I'm playing hard to get

Nat - You are already hard to want

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Wanda - I'm dating the hottest Avenger

*everyone looks at y/n"

Y/n - The fuck it got to do with me

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