《The Slump God (Stokeley Imagines)》She aint Bhad
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This sneaky bitch.
One of her friends stomped down the stairs with their phone recording and I knew the bitch set me up.
I spun on my heel but I was too late. Her fist caught me against my cheekbone and I let out a grunt. I took two steps to the side before I caught my balance and then I was ready.
She didn't have time to throw another punch because I was aiming for her dome the whole time. I threw a punch at her jaw and then another at her bottom lip. I threw one at her eyes but she dipped only quick enough for me to hit above her brow.
She dived for my waist and slammed me into the wall, just pushing me back as I brought my clamped fists down on her back. I brought my knee into her ribs and pushed her off me.
"Fuck up bitch. Throw them hands you wanna talk allat shit. " I huffed. I was panting but not out of exhaustion. I was trying hard to keep my cool but I hate punk ass bitches like her. All bark and no bite type bitches.
I looked back at Ski.
"Eyes on the fight!" His voice was frantic and I caught a hard left hook to my jaw. It knocked me down and then she was on top of me.
"Ayyy" I heard her friends in the back shouting for her.
"Kick her ass Dani" The fake hood rat shouted. I growled underneath her ass I shielded my face from her punches. She was pulling at my arms while smacking the top of my head. "Who a bitch now, ho!" She shouted.
That pissed me off and I let out a shout as I used all my body weight to flip her off me.
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"Y'all bout to see momma's secret Jutsu kids" I heard Stokeley say. "It's called 'Hands galore Bitch' " He said with a laugh.
I started raining punches down on Danielle quicker than she could dodge. She tried to hold her arms above her face and when she did that I clamped my fists together and brought them down on her fat ass chest.
She let out a gasp of air, her hands flying to her chest. I took that opportunity to slam my ring studded fist down on her face again. I stood up and began to stomp on her.
"Talkin allat shit bitch!" I shouted as I brought my foot down on her stomach. "Fuck allat talkin shit!" I shouted more as I kicked her and she rolled unto her side, clenching her ribs. "Do dat shit fo fun" I shouted, not even realizing I was quoting X.
I just kept stomping on her and kicking her until I heard screams to stop. But they were muffled and I was seeing red.
This bitch gonna die.
I heard my inner demons talking to me, preventing me from getting a hold on myself and stopping.
Stomp on her fucking face!
Let that bitch know the deal!
I was just about to stomp on her face like my inner voice told me, yelling that bitch's don't fuck with me before I felt two strong arms wrap themselves around my waist. I began thrashing around in screaming.
"PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN IM FINNA BURY THIS HO ASS BITCH!!" I shouted. I spat on her as her arms slid from her face and she looked at me. "FUCKIN CUNT" I shouted
"That's enough (Y/n)" I heard Stokeley's voice in my ear, and suddenly I was the world in more than one color. He slowly began to rock me from side to side as he whispered in my ear. "It's done baby. You whooped her ass. She ain't gettin up babe, it's over" He whispered.
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He gently put me down, and I twitched when my feet touched the ground. I instantly had the urge to go over there and continue stomping on her but everyone was crowding her now and Ski had one hand on my arm.
He pulled out his phone from his pocket and unpaused the recording. "Hey kids, it's daddy. I had to stop the fight cause momma was gettin to carried away. We finna go home befo the cops show up nd take her to the looney bin" He said as he kissed my cheek. "Say hey to the kids baby" He said. I smiled at the camera, feeling a bruise form on my cheek from the first punch she threw at me. I lifted my finger to the bruise "As I said kids, don't hit nobody till they hit you first. Me and Daddy finna go home and make some of y'all" I said.
He laughed as he pulled me into a hug and kissed my forehead. "She right, we gon go make sum of y'all"
He turned off the camera and held my hand ass we walked out her house. I heard sirens from a couple blocks away and ski threw me the keys.
"You're driving" He said as he ran to the car laughing.
I couldn't help but laugh too.
Hell yea I'm driving. I looked back toward her house and saw them crowded in the living room all surrounding her.
Her fake hood rat friends looked toward me and started screaming and shout and shit at me. I simple rolled my eyes as I threw her the finger. "You just mad bitch" I shouted.
"Cus She aint BHAD" At that I ran into the car laughing as I shoved the key in the ignition. "Let's go make sum babies"
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