《Naruto Boyfriend Scenarios》Akatsuki members vs Leaf Village Ninja
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Naruto groaned and glared at Hidan. "I don't have time for this! Hit em' with the 6th best jutsu we've got! I have to get to y/n! I've waited too long for her! Too long! 3 weeks! I'll kill you then I'll kill the one that kidnapped her!! Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Several clones held on to Hidan and they punched him in the face and stomach.
"So that's how you wanna play?" Hidan kicked the clones one by one and they disappeared. Hidan grabbed Naruto by his neck. "Got yah!" Hidan took his kunai and stuck it in Naruto's neck. "Gah!" Yelled Naruto. Then Naruto disappeared in thin air and turned into a log. "Substitution. That means-" Shikamaru kicked Hidan to his face and he dodged it.
"Miss me already!" Yelled Naruto kicking Hidan in the head. "Now Kakashi-sensei!" "Lightning Blade!" Kakashi attacked Hidan and he pitched into the tree. "Nice. You guys make a pretty good team. But three against one. That's so unfair. Uncool." Said Hidan getting up. "Tsk. Why is that?" Asked Shikamaru. Hidan stood silent. "Exactly." Said Shikamaru. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Two clones stood beside Naruto while he made a rasengan. "Alright!" Naruto ran towards Hidan and he lifted his hand while the clones disappeared.
"Take this for a change! Rasengan!" Hidan was on the ground with a hole in his back. "Hm. So you're Naruto Uzumaki? Funny meeting you." Hidan closed his eyes and died. "That wasn't fair. You got to kill him." Said Kakashi. "You can kill somebody later." Naruto ran off towards east.
Hinata kicked Kiba away from Zetsu and Akumaru barked at the plant. "Kiba! Stay back!" Hinata went into the Hyūga style. "You are in my 8 Trigans Mode. You cannot escape." Said Hinata to Zetsu. "What! Hinata wait!" Yelled Kiba. Hinata ignored Kiba. "Now! I will do what Neji helped me do! 8 Trigans Sixty-Four Palms!" Hinata touched Zetsu not getting too close to his fly trap. "2 Palms! 4 Palms! 8 Palms! 16 Palms! 32 Palms! 64 Palms!" Hinata made Zetsu pitched through many trees. "Hinata you did it!" Yelled Kiba. But he then growled. I can't let Hinata show me off Kiba thought. "Come on Akumaru. Let's finish him." Kiba and Akumaru ran towards Zetsu. Akumaru turned into Kiba.
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"Alright buddy! Inuzuka Style! Fang Over Fang!" Kiba and Akumaru killed Zetsu. "Kiba! Akumaru! I see someone! A man! And I think I see y/n too!" Yelled Hinata. "Great!" A clone of Naruto's came over to Hinata. "Hinata! Kiba! Original Naruto told me to tell you if you spot anything or anyone associated with the Akatsuki, report back to the spot they were at! A kunai is there in the ground!" The clone disappeared. "Let's go!" Kiba jumped on Akumaru. Hinata ran ahead.
Sai looked at Deidara and drew a bird. Sai jumped up. "Ninja Art! Super Beast Scroll!" Sai flew on the bird and drew a frog. "Ninja Art! Super Beast Scroll!" Many frogs fell on Deidara. "You're not the only one that can fly!" Deidara was about to jump on his bird when Sakura grabbed his leg. "No way! Am I gonna let you! Get to Sai!" Yelled Sakura. Tobi grabbed Sakura and threw her on the ground. "I'm sorry, but Tobi can't let you do that." Sakura punched Tobi and her hand went right through him. "What the!?" Tobi pushed Sakura off him and danced. "El Chica Radha! El Chuca Radha! Da da da da da da da! I came from Mexico! Hole! Hola Senorita! Me llamo Tobi! Como té llamas?" Sakura punched the ground and Tobi went into the tree. "Ow! I mean- mi llamo Tobi? Como té llamas?" Sakura groaned.
"Mi llamo kill you!" Sakura kicked Tobi and he held her leg. "My turn!" Tobi threw Sakura into a tree. "Sakura! Ninja Art! Super Beast Scroll!" A giant frog came and squashed Deidara and Tobi. Sai swapped down and saved Sakura. "Sakura? Are you okay?" Sakura opened her eyes and saw how close Sai was to her. Her eyes grew wide and white and she punched him in the face. "Ow!" "You didn't have to be so close to my face yah know! Cha! Cha! Cha! That's just weird! Freaky! Gross! Yuck! Cha! Cha!" Yelled Sakura. Sai got up and held his face.
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