"S/n!!" You yelled for your son as you tried to put d/n's hair in a proper hairstyle. They had been invited to Choji's daughter's birthday party recently, so you wanted to hurry up and take them early for once in your life. Usually you guys were always late, and with Naruto being late to come home and take them it was up to you to drop the kids off. "What is your brother doing so long up there?" You asked d/n, as if she would know.

The girl shrugged and looked back at her thighs. "Go put on your shoes," you tell her getting up and passing Lily your youngest who lay asleep on the couch. You walked up the stairs calling s/n again, and he didn't respond. "S/n!!" You called. When you got to his room you opened the door, "s/n don't you hear me calling you?!" "Oh God mom!!!" The boy yelled quickly throwing a towel over himself.

"What're you doing?!" You yelled as you covered your eyes. "What the hell does it look like?! Mom get out!!" You heard footsteps running up the stairs and turned to see Naruto. "Sigh! Sorry I'm late! What's all the screaming about?" "Your son is jerking off and we're gonna be late for Cho-cho's party!! Where did you even learn about porn?!" You asked the 13 year old.

S/n rubbed behind his head. "Dad..." You looked to Naruto with a smile on your face as you broke into laughter. "HAHA! OH! THIS IS RICH!!" You grabbed a fistful of your husband's shirt. "So to do your part as a good father you teach our boy porn??" Naruto gulped, "actually...."

S/n came running down the stairs panting and grinning happily. He grabbed from your hand a/an (enter snack) that you were eating chatting up a storm. "So mom remember that time I asked if I could go out with my friends?" "And I told you no? Yeah, what about it?" S/n sulked. "Mom...please?" "No." "But why not?!" S/n whined. "S/n," you told your son, "after you've left your room unclean for a month, I don't want you leaving this house for a month until you get it in order!"

S/n pouted and left the kitchen looking for Sasuke. "Maybe dad can say something else." He found the ravenette and with a smirk asked him. "Hey dad can I go out with my friends?" Sasuke stopped his workout session and looked up at his son, resting the weights and sitting up. "Did you ask your mother?" "Yes." "And what did she say?" S/n rubbed behind his head. "S-she told me to come to you."

Sasuke shrugged. "I don't see why not."

Jackpot. S/n then went back to you and told you, "dad said I could go." "But I just told you no!" You walked over to Sasuke. "Sasuke did you tell s/n he could go out with his friends?" "Yes, I did. Is there a problem?" "Is there a PROBLEM? Yes there is! I told s/n he couldn't go!" Sasuke face palmed, "sorry. He told me you told him to come to me." You turned around and glared at the boy.

Freaked, s/n pointed at Sasuke. "Dad if you don't tell mom I could go I'll tell her what happened last week!" Sasuke immediately froze, as did you. "Tell me what?" You asked the two of them. Sasuke's face remained straight and the three of you had a stand off. "Dad... I'm warning you..." Sasuke sighed, "s/n, look-" "DAD SHOWED ME PORNOGRAPHY!!!"

Time. Froze.

Sasuke was sweating bullets, mouth gaped and heart pounding as you lost your shit screaming at the Uchiha. S/n then took the opportunity to go out with his friends.

T/s/n watched nervously as F/s/n lay in his bed watching a porn video with earplugs in. He was constantly looking out the door in the hallway because f/s/n forced him to be the look out, meanwhile s/s/n was on his bed reading a book peacefully ignoring his brothers. "F-f/s/n this is a bad idea!" T/s/n tried to tell his brother. "Oh shut up, just keep watch and make sure mom doesn't come in!" T/s/n gulped with fear and uncertainty, but he continued to be his brother's lookout.

When 12 minutes had passed and you realised there was silence in the house you raised brows. You called out to your sons and got no answer, looking at their 5 year old sister and kissing her head before getting up and going upstairs to check on your boys. Neji wasn't in proximity so you had to investigate on your own. As you approached the top of the stairs you strained your ear and listened to everything throughout the house.

There was s/s/n flipping a page in his book, Neji practicing in the training room, a keyboard going off and small moaning, t/s/n breathing heavily. Wait. A keyboard going off and small moaning?!

You didn't waste a second thought and rushed upstairs. Your sudden loud footsteps and face made t/s/n pale and a loud gasp exited his mouth. You pushed past the s/c skinned boy to look inside the room and witness your first born watching porn. You didn't even get to ask, because t/s/n had already screamed, "it was dad! Dad showed it to us!!!" "Neji!!" Neji didn't respond. He was already outside running to Naruto for help!

You knocked on the bathroom door after standing outside for 5 minutes in hopes of your son opening the door. He said he was peeing but did it really take that long? "I want to get my makeup!" You told him for the second time. "Come on S/n, I have a mission to go on and I can't look trashy! It's just lipgloss so my lips aren't crustyyyy!"

S/n didn't respond. Now this was starting to worry you. With your elbow you hit down the door, it sored for a while but you still carried on and what you saw next left you speechless! "S/n what're you doing?!" He was choking his monkey but he couldn't explain. He was so embarrassed he removed his hand and quickly hid his privates.

"M-mom please! It's... it's really embarrassing I'm so sorry!!" You laughed! You laughed and left the bathroom, "s/n, tell me exactly what you're up to next time!" You say as you lift the door and fix it back. "But no masturbating in my house." "Yes ma'am!!"

It was your day off from a mission, and as a mom you still had the responsibility of having a clean comfortable home to live in! Sai who was lucky enough to be on a day off too was helping you around the house. As you cleaned the kitchen he cleaned the dining room, and as you cleaned the library he handled the living room. You two were working interchangeably on the difficult tasks!

Happy as can be you went to your rooms. Upstairs you had four bedrooms. One for guest, one for painting, the master bedroom and your son's room. Many times you praised the heavens because of the fact that you only had one child, but you wondered if that one child being a boy was a curse instead of a blessing.

You opened his door and stared at his room all messy with art and ink. You get to cleansing his room thoroughly, killing a rat or two and getting his art neatly packed in a folder or his binder when you came across a nearly stacked pile of manga. Curiosity got the best of you. Once you pulled out the manga you gasped at the rolled cash that fell out with it!

"Money??" You picked it up. The money was thick in that rubber band. You put it aside and sit on your butt, resting the manga on the now clean dirt and polished lemon scented wooden floor. "Okay y/n, it looks pretty normal." Half of you wanted to know where the money came from and half of you wanted to know if this manga was a chick flick. At last time for the final reveal you were shocked to see more than just a Playboy magazine!

It was hentai. Detailed in every nook and cranny, and too explicit for his young 14 year old age but that didn't stop him! When you turned the back of the book to see the author you gasped. "S/n L/n?!" You yelled out loud. You checked the other books and found this hentai was created by your son! All of it!

Just in time he walked in his room after a day in school and waved at you. "Hi mom." "S/n what is this that you're making?!" S/n shrugged. "It's just hentai." He puts all his things back and places the money in his pocket. "We'll discuss this later mom, I have to go out with my friends.."

And you fainted!