《Far Too Little (Age Regression)》25. The Superior Birthday Party
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Also also, wattpad decided to be weird on me so chapter 25 is at the end of the list, I recommend reading chapters order. Makes a bit more sense hehe
"Ok David, ready to see your precious party boy?"
Daddy held my hand in the hallway, calling out to Papa. We rounded the corner, where Papa sat on the couch with his hands covering his eyes.
"The suspense is killing me"
"Look Papa!"
Papa took away his hands but kept one over his mouth.
"You look perfect princess"
I was dressed in my puffy blue shortalls over a white onesie covered in colourfull balloons. As well as rainbow striped thigh socks that I chose and Daddy was very proud of me!
Daddy had clipped my tiara to my hair and I was beyond happy. I giggled and jumped in a circle as Papa cooed over me.
"Everything in the car?"
Daddy asked, and Papa swung the keys around his finger.
"Ready when you two are"
Daddy hoisted me up onto his hip.
"Hmmm, are we ready to go baby bear?"
I nodded enthusiastically
"Ya! See Awex and jammy sandwich"
"Someone's excited"
Daddy laughed, taking my fingers from my mouth, that hand some how gotten in there at some point, and kissing my nose.
Papa and Daddy had said that I didn't have to wear my mittens today because it's my party day!!
I've been so excited today, daddy could barely put me down for a nap. But I need the energy to be just as hyper as Alex and Jam combined!!!!!
I was a bit worried they wouldn't like eachother but they're both really nice.
We walked out and there was a big truck outside our house, a man got out and started talking to Papa. I nervously hid in Daddy's neck and whispered to him.
"Wha dey doin hewe Daddy?"
"Something special baby bear, nothing for you to worry about"
He ran his fingers through the back of my hair.
I didn't even notice I had zoned out until I heard the click of my carseat lock. The Daddy put a pacifier in my mouth before clipping it to my shortalls.
"Ok princess-"
Papa adjusted the car mirror so he could see me. I smiled at him behind my paci. Daddy climbed into the backseat next to me, pushing some balloons in the boot down.
"-petting zoo awaits"
Me and daddy cheered.
We drove for a bit. I watched the clouds as Daddy and Papa talked. Soon we arrived at a car park.
We arrived half an hour before jam and alex were to arrive. Daddy took me out of the car. I asked if I could walk like a big boy and he let me!
We walked up to the main cottage looking farm house, each of my hands held by Daddy and Papa. They swung we forward and back as we walked, making me giggle.
Inside, a lady waited for us. She wore a casual uniform, green polo and brown shorts.
"Nightshade party right?"
Daddy and Papa talked with her for a moment, I wasnt paying attention until I felt myself get lifted off the ground by Papa. The lady cooed at me and I blushed. She put her hands on her knees and leant in to me
"So this must be the birthday boy, hiya little guy, my name's Kelly. Are you excited?"
I sucked nervously on my paci, nodding my head.
"All the animals are just dying to see you and your friends"
I smiled. They all wanted to see me? I felt so special.
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"Weally?"
Kelly let out a small laugh
"Of course, you're the birthday boy. Now-"
She straightened back up and continued talking to Daddy and Papa.
"I understand you've brought your own decorations and such"
Daddy affirmed what she said.
"Ok that's great. You can bring them in-"
She pointed at a small hallway on the other side of the room
"-there, second room on the left. You'll be eating in there but the main event is outside.
"Fab! David be a doll and get stuff, me and Wren are scope things out"
Daddy took me from Papa's arm, who sighed.
"Course honey"
He headed for the door and shelly followed.
"Here I'll help you"
Daddy carried me towards the party room passing by the open doors that led out to all the animals.
There were a few groups around. Mostly families like mine. Other people dressed like Kelly were inside some of the pens, feeding animals or giving tours.
"Da-Daddy! Wook a' all da animals!"
I didnt care about my volume as I excitedly pointed at the sheepies and piggies. Daddy laughed
"I see em baby bear. And I'll make sure you pet em all. It's your first birthday party, gotta be perfect. Just like you"
Daddy kissed the side of my head and I giggled. He carried me into room we'd be eating in. It wasn't anything special, white walls, long wooden table with benches on either side.
At least it wasn't anything special until Papa and Kelly came in with balloons and banners and my cake! I'm not going to lie to you, I think it's the best cake ever. Daddy made it pink and I got put the sprinkles on. So yeah, it's the best cake.
"Okay baby bear let's go back outside and wait for your friends, they'll be here soon"
Daddy followed Papa out to the front where we sat on a bench waiting for Alex and Jam
After about 2 minutes of me messing with Papas hair Daddy pointed out a car driving in. It was Jam!
I bounced in Papa's lap as Andrew got out of the car and took jam, holding a wrapped present out of a car seat. He put jam down for a second, leaning back into the car to grab a bag. Jam though, didnt stay put. They spotted us on the bench and sprinted towards us, yelling.
"WREN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Andrew ran after them
"Jam stop!"
Jam stopped in their tracks, stomping a foot and whining for their daddy to hurry up.
Daddy tried not to laugh as Jam was picked up and carried over to us.
"Hi Jam sandwich"
I giggled and Jam at me with both of their hands. "Heya Wren! Let me downnnnn Daddy"
Andrew sighed and put Jam down. I looked to Papa and he put his hands up, I slipped off his lap and hugged jam.
Jam hugged me back and we jumped together, both of us hella excited. Jam separated and tilted their head.
"Jus' us?"
I shook my head.
"Uh uh, my cousin coming!"
"Oh" Jam looked a little disappointed but nodded.
Jam gave me the gift. I was about to rip off the wrapping when Daddy snatched it away. I whined reaching for it but he shushed me, whispering in my ear
"Later baby"
Daddy, Papa and Andrew chatted while jam questioned me on what's been going on since hes last seen me.
With the mention of another person coming to the party Jam slipped back to their tough older self. It didn't bother me though. I know they don't like new people
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"Soooooo, hows you doin? You still a goody two shoes or have you been bad"
I frowned pushing them a bit. They just laughed at my sad little push. I laughed a little back.
"I- I been a little bad. Got punished though. Don't like punishments"
"Yay! Wren you're becoming a rebellious child"
Andrew groaned
"Please Jam, dont make Wren a little troublemaker like you"
"I'm not little, I'm big!"
Daddy and Papa chuckled as Andrew ruffled jam's hair.
"Sure buddy"
Suddenly a scream rang out through the car park
"WRENNY!"
Alex came barreling out of nowhere and crushed me in a hug.
"Hiya Awex"
I choked out and Aunty Sarah separated us. Aunty Sarah was the one holding a present but she gave it straight to Daddy, rude.
The adults continued to talk while Alex and Jam eyed eachother. Alex really didn't see the intimidating vibe that jam was trying to give off.
Jam grabbed my hand
"He's my friend!"
Alex grabbed my other hand, not picking up on jams attempt at threats.
"Yeah! Hes mine too! I'm alex, what's your name?"
Jam studdered
"I- uh.. I'm Jamie, just jam"
"Ooooo I like your name. It's pretty! It makes me think of music, do you like music, I like music, I like playing it weally loud but mommy doesn't like it!"
Alex's pace seemed to throw Jam off his rhythm
"Uh thanks.."
It was a little awkward but then Daddy tapped me on the shoulder.
"Baby bear you ready to start?"
I noticed kelly standing at the door smiling. I nodded excitedly
We all walked through the building and into the courtyard. Me, jam and Alex gawked at the animals. We were lead past wandering families and into a sheltered area.
There was a bunch of carriers that I couldnt see inside and hay bales in a semicircle. Jam and Andrew sat on one. Sarah and Alex sat on another. I sat between Daddy and Papa on the middle one.
Kelly stood up front with another coworker behind her, and introduced herself.
"Hi all, my name's kelly, this is jason, and today we're gonna be meeting a bunch of critters. Everyone ready?"
We all yelled yes and jason handed out tea towels to go over out laps. Kelly opened one of the carriers and carefully took out a guinea pig. It was adorable!
"This is Pokey!"
I smiled at Pokey, jam did too, Alex was on verge of screaming. Its only the first little critter, I dont think she'll be able to hold it long.
"Ok birthday boy gets the first hold"
Jam pouted as the guinea pig was placed on my lap. It squeaked and circled on the lap. I giggled at the tickley feeling of it's nails.
"Go on give him a stroke baby bear"
I did what daddy said and stroked Pokey. His fur was really sleek, not very fluffy but still super nice.
I could hear daddy taking photos of me, I blushed and whined.
"No photo"
"Sorry bubba, daddy would collapse if he didnt get a thousand pictures today"
Pokey was eventually passed from me to Jam then to Alex. Soon Pokey was taken away and three bunnies were brought out!
I got the black one called Disney , jam got a white one called Sonic and Alex got a brown one called Baguette.
Dear god the bunnies were adorable and we were just so gracious that we let the parents hold them.
Everyone held it together except for Sarah and Alex
"Mommy can we get a bunnnnnny?"
"Honey I'm so close to saying yes right now"
Jam gave their daddy some puppy eyes holding the bunny up to him.
"Jams no"
"Bu-"
"You know why babes"
Jam huffed a little and hugged Sonic.
I zoned out watching my friends only coming back to reality when Papa poked my cheek with disneys paw, putting on a high pitched voice.
"Wha abouw me wheeeen, don fowget abou widdle ol meee"
I giggled as he tickled my cheek, Daddy taking the opportunity and attacking my sides.
I squealed and laughed until I heard jam laughing in the background.
I assumed they were laughing at me and whined, hiding my face into daddys chest. Daddy rubbed my back reassuringly.
"Hey hey baby, what's wrong?"
I whispered in Daddys ear that jam was laughing at me. I mustn't have whispered very well because jam heard .
"I wasnt Wren! I was laughin at Daddy, I swur!"
I turned around from Daddy's chest.
"Oki, sowwy"
" 's ok Wren, you're just a wittle baby-"
I cut odd their teasing with another whine and Papa chuckled, him still happily holding disney.
Because of their remark Jam got a little slap on the thigh and a reprimand from Andrew.
Sadly it was time for the bunnies to, gone all too soon in my opinion but things just kept getting better cause next Jason took out a chinchilla!!
"Ok everyone, this little lady is Darcy and I'm sorry to say that yous cant hold her-"
"Why?" Alex whined and Aunty Sarah shushed her
"Well Darcy gets very nervous is only comfortable with me and Kelly"
Kelly continued
"Mmm hmm, but you can still give her scratch dont worry"
I will never forget how soft that chinchilla was. It was like my blankie and stuffie and topsy and bearemy combined but like 10 times better (never tell them I said that).
It was like petting a cloud, if the cloud was a fat little mouse thing that stole my heart
Darcy kept making little squeaking noises and it was a bit much for Daddy and papa who while petting the little fluff ball said.
"I'm sorry David, I think I'm going to have to leave you for this Chincilla"
Papa just pet darcy in a trance
"I completely understand"
So many really cool animals got brought out. There was a parrot called Arthur who sat on my shoulder and said everything I said!
Jam got the birdy to say something that their daddy was a dumbo which was hilarious. Everyone thought so, even Andrew, who ruffled up jams hair and called them a little monster which jam was quite proud of.
After the bird we met an iguana that sat on our heads. When jason tried to take the iguana off Alex's head it pulled some of her hair out of the ponytail it was in but she just laughed and blew it up and out of her face.
Everything was going so nice until kelly gave a warning.
"Just a heads up guys, our next few guests tend to not be well liked, but hey! that doesn't mean they dont deserve a chance in the spotlight! Right?"
We all shouted right, me a little nervously at the thought of what animals they had.
"Remeber, you dont have to hold any critter you dont want to.. and on that note, this is rose"
Jason held up a box and I fully screamed. It was a tarantula. Alex, Daddy and Sarah all leaned in while Andrew, Papa, Jam and I pulled back. Jason continued with his spiel.
"I see some of you aren't terrified of spiders, unlike kelly there"
Jason laughed and pointed to kelly, who I then noticed had moved behind us.
"I have no idea what your talking about jason, now please work quickly"
Jason smirked and directed the rest of his spider speech and the ones actually interested, meanwhile us arachnaphobes vibed together.
Me and jam had a staring contest while we tried to ignore the talk of the "rose hair tarantula"
Did you know that a spiders secret weapon is the hair on its butt, cause now I do!
"Wait how do you two deal with spiders then?" Papa asked Andrew
"We don't, anything bigger than a money spider and we move"
Next thing I knew alex was holding the trantaula. I look away for one minute and boom, my cousin about to die at the hands of this obviously blood thirsty spider.
I was too scared to do anything though and photos were taken and rose was given to Daddy to hold.
"David oh my god! Take a photo of me, this is incredible"
"Ew no I'd rather not die"
The fellow arachnaphobes agreed and aunty sarah took the photo for Daddy.
I bet if uncle Lou was here he'd hold the spider! I miss uncle lou.
Thankfully the spider was put away and kelly was back in charge. She showed us some insects in tanks that Alex was very into. I preferred the cuddly animals but these were pretty cool too.
"Alright now we have 2 animals left before you all can go eat. I need the birthday boy up here with me"
Kelly gestured for me to join her up front and I hesitantly stood. Daddy holding my hand and leading me to the top.
"Ok I need you to close your eyes"
I looked at daddy, a bit worried but he nodded for me to go ahead.
I shut my eyes tight, clutching Daddys hand and listening to the sounds around me. I heard Alex and Jam gasp as well as Aunty sarah whisper something. I nearly whimpered but then I felt daddy rub my hand. Suddenly I felt a pressure on my shoulders. It was heavy and I could feel something coiling around my right arm.
"Daddy?"
I heard daddy suppress a snigger.
"Open your eyes baby"
I did, all eyes were on me, making me even more uncomfortable. I looked sheepishly to my right and saw a yellow scaled tail curled around my arm. I gulped, slowly turning right to be met by kelly holding the top half of a snake. A big fat one too.
"This is Olaf, and he loves warm hugs"
Its tongue flicked in and out while i stood frozen.
"Bubba you doing alright?"
I looked to Papa, who was holding up his phone, presumably filming on Daddys orders. I'm not gonna lie, holding a snake, very cool. I smiled wide and nodded.
I got to hold Olaf for ages, he coiled around my arms, squeezing me. Kelly said he was a boa constrictor and that he really liked me.
I eventually gave Jam and Alex a turn. Letting them get squeezed by Olaf for a while.
Then olaf was put away and we were told to follow Kelly.
"One last friend before food kids!"
Papa carried me and a begrudging jam carried by andrew. Alex skipped next to Sarah.
Kelly stopped us a gate, taking a bucket from a passing coworker.
"Everyone hold out their hands flat"
We did and were each given a small handful of grain or something.
Kelly took the same amount and leaned over the gate whistling. Out of nowhere a stout little pony trotted over to us. IT LOOKED EXACTKY LIKE STUFFIE! I nearly fainted right there.
"This is Vinny, and were gonna give her some treats, even if shes already a fat lump"
Vinny whinnied and me, jam and alex giggled.
"Hold out your hands flat and shell happily snack"
Kelly held out her oat filled hand and Vinny munched on the feed.
We all did the same one by one. Giving hands full of feed that would be replaced with horse slobber.
It was tickly feeling, feeding a horse. It practically slurped at my hand, greedily eating the seeds or whatever it was.
As soon as the food was gone, vinny walked off to a water trough. We all waved as she left. Jason banged the bucket suddenly getting our attention
"Now that vinny's gotten her treat, how about we clean y'all up and get some pizza!"
We whooped and walked on to the bathrooms, getting our hands washed and hair fixed before we headed to the party room that now had pizza!
Really good pizza too. And there were a bunch of bowls of sweets. Daddy and Papa let me have dessert sure, but I dont get sweets often. So this was incredible. I might've gotten a bit hyper, but so did Jam and Alex so it doesn't count.
I wanted to sit with alex and jam but Papa made me sit with him and Daddy. They fed me pizza bits in between handfuls of sweets that Papa immediately regretted giving me.
Jam and me started playing keep the balloon off the ground with one of the non-helium balloons and alex joined in too. There was alot of excited shouting, the majority of it coming from Daddy, who also had too much sugar according to Papa.
Daddy put on some music and we danced about. Jam picked me up at one point, making me shriek, which in turn made them falter and drop me. I wasn't hurt but i had landed on top of jam, who giggled underneath me. I laughed too when suddenly Alex threw her weight on top of us both.
We giggled like idiots and where, after a minute, pulled back to our parents arms. I felt Daddy stick a finger in my diaper but I aparently wasnt wet enough for a change and I was glad to not stop the momentum.
"Baby bear I think its cake time"
Suddenly the light went down and the door opened to kelly holding my cake covered in candles. Everyone started to sing.
"Happy birthday to you-"
I simply sat there, wide smile on my face. My daddies hugging me tight and my friends sitting opposite. The cake was placed, it had pink icing and was covered in rainbow sprinkles. Candles around edge and a big number 16 candle in the middle. I felt so special, so loved.
"For hes a squishy marshmallow, for hes a squishy marshmallowwwwwwwwwww. Well roast him on a stick!"
Daddy kissed the side of my head and Papa spoke
"Go on bubba"
I blew out the candles and everyone cheered.
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