《|Faceless| ~(Ranboo x OC)~》~|Chapter 51|~ Breaking The Fandom
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Aaron by Neil Cicierga played as I started the stream. Said stream was titled "QNA LMAO W/RANBOOB"
"WELCOME CHAT I'M WITH A MAN WHO LIKES BOOBS" I scream to my chat
"WHAT- IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT TO OPEN YOUR STREAM TO??" Ranboo yells beside me
"Yes, yes it is. This is what you signed up for when you became my friend"
"I didn't have much of a choice, my fans loved you so I just had to make content with you" He says, obviously not meaning it
"Welp" I clap "That's gonna be the stream for today, I'm going to go cry!"
"Bucket list item, making Sky cry. Can I get an amen, chat?" Ranboo says
"Fake friend, I can kick you out of my house, y'know"
✅Sapnap: KICK EM OUT
✅Sapnap: KICK EM OUT
✅Sapnap: KICK EM OUT
mcyt_stan8008: THIS STREAM IS ALREADY CHAOS
pikachoop: LMAOOO
"Okay chat, ignoring Ranboo's burning hatred for me, send us some questions! We'll look through donos, and chat, maybe Twitter?"
"The first thing I read was 'What's your favorite Bo Burham song?' I swear if I hear that question one more time-" Ranboo says, placing his head in his hands
I laugh at his disappointment "Well mine is either All Eyes On Me or Unpaid Intern"
"WABABDPAPAPDA" Ranboo says, referring to the very ending of Unpaid Intern
We laugh at our stupidity and continue answering question
*Time skip brought to you by I really wanna change the world but can't change my clothes*
"This absolute asshole kept purposely saying my real name throughout the vlog we recorded today" I said, pointing at him
"It was really funny"
"Yeah but now I'm gonna have to edit it all out"
"That's what I'm here to do"
"Edit? Oh thank you so much, I'll give you all the footage later. You're a lifesaver" I say sarcastically, knowing he was joking
"I was kidding-"
"Oh, I know. You're still editing it though"
"I have been absolutely nae naed"
"WHAT IS THEIR NAME, TELL US RANBOO" The dono read
"ALICE. HER REAL NAME IS ALICE" Ranboo shouts
"YOOOO NAME REVEAL??" I put my hands on my face in fake surprise
*Another time skip brought to you by the brown and green m&ms*
"NO CHAT. IT WAS A JOKE. MY NAME IS NOT ACTUALLY ALICE. YOU GUYS ATE ABSOLUTE DUMBASSES" I yell into my mic
"Awwww come on, I wanted to keep the bit for at least a week" Ranboo says in sadness
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"Well so did I but Karl and Quackity will not stop dming me. You forget that you, Tubbo, Niki, Wilbur, Tommy, Techno, Phil, and the dream team are the only people that know my real name" I explain
"Oh gosh" He laughs "What're they saying"
I show him the dms in my phone
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
SKY
I SAW TRENDING ON TWITTER
YOUR NAME IS ALICE?!,.!,?,,?.!?
SKY
SKY
YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
WHY WOULDNT YOU TELL ME
I HAD TO FIND YOUR NMAE THROUGH TWITTER
FUCK U‼️
"AHAHA" Ranboo starts laughing, with me snickering with him as I answer their dms
A bit more time later I realize I had been streaming for a hour and a half and that I should end stream soon
"hey, hey ranboo. since you're here, you should tell us her actual name /j (/srs)" the dono read right before I was about to tell stream goodbye
"Like I said earlier, it's Alice" He jokes
I fake gasp "Do you not actually know my name??"
"Well of course I do"
"Then say it"
"I- what? I'm not gonna say it on stream"
"Do it" I urge him
"What?? Are you serious?" He keeps asking
"Yeah! Do it! You won't, no balls. What's my name?"
He pauses in confusion "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT ME TO SAY YOUR REAL NAME IN STREAM RIGHT NOW?"
"Why the hell not?"
"You sure about this, WILLOW?" He says, emphasizing my name
I look at my stream, and immediately yell "BYE" before ending
The chat looked a bit like this:
✅Philza: HOLY SHIT KEWK
✅Philza: HOLY SHIT KEWK
✅Philza: HOLY SHIT KEWK
✅Philza: HOLY SHIT KEWK
ranboobers_stan: WHATWHATAHWTAHGWTA
yo_im_swag48: IM SO CONFUSED
fan_of_dsmp_here: WILLOW??
Karl_Jacobs_Simp_Lmao: WHAT THE FVUCK
"WILLOW WHAT THE HELL" Sapnap says, bursting into my room
"Heyyyyyy bestie" I respond with a slight nervous tone
"HOW- WHAT? WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" He asks many questions
"What did she do?" Clay says, entering my doorway
"AHHHH I'M STREAMING WITH FACECAM" I yell, rolling my chair over to them, leaving Ranboo with the stream
Ranboo POV
"Someone please explain what happened" Dream asks as I look over the three of them
"THEY DID A NAME REVEAL" Sapnap yells in disbelief
"WHAAAAAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?"
"It was a last moment decision. It's really not that big of a deal"
I look back at chat, ignoring the mass amounts of (/nsrs) yelling behind me. I bring the microphone close to my mouth and whisper "Chat, I have to live with them for 5 more days"
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Looking over, I spot Willow's phone and get an idea. They stupidly told me her password, so I put it in
"Hehe, guys. I'm gonna make her tweet out something stupid. No one tell her" I open Twitter
"I'M NOT MAD THAT YOU DID IT I'M JUST UPSET THAT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME" Dream says, sounding very sad
"Boohoo cracker" Willow responds, rolling back over to the stream, causing me to quickly close the Twitter app and put her phone down
"Welcome, we were just talking about you" I say
"All good things, I reckon?"
"They were probably talking shit about you" Sapnap jokes
"I swear if you say one more word to me I will pull every tooth out of your mouth, use a knife to sharpen them, cut your fingers off one by one, use your thumbs to gouge out your eyes, and sell them on the black market" She says blankly, turning to see Sapnap
Everyone goes silent
"...So chat? Thoughts on Pineapples?" I ask slowly and everyone bursts out in laughter
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Willow POV
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"This place doesn't have the best reviews, Clay" Sap says as we drive to a restaurant
"Eh, it's fine. A buddy of mine has been recommending it and I wanna go"
I think nothing of it and we walk into the restaurant. It seemed fairly fancy. But not like, wear formal clothing type fancy.
We get our seats and sit down. Me and Ranboo being in one side, the dream team being in the other
"If you guys had to pick one superpower what would it be?" George asks
"Probably like invisibility or shapeshifting. Something like that" Ranboo answers
"Mine would be like the ability to change reality"
"I feel like those answers both have much darker reasonings.." Sapnap says and we laugh
*Smol time skip brought to you by Ranboo flipping off robots in job simulator*
"I'll be right back" I say, getting out my chair to go to the bathroom
Looking around the restaurant, I find where the restrooms are and make my way over. I do what I need to do, wash my hands, and walk out the bathroom.
However when I walked out a tall, lanky, white boy was waiting for me.
And it wasn't Ranboo or my brother.
"Hey there, you've got a pretty nice ass there" The man said
He was wearing a baseball cap and a hoodie over that. I could see a brown beard on his face, and he was at least 10 years older than me.
"Uhm- I'm sorry, I'm a minor and don't appreciate comments like that. Especially from strangers" I try to walk away, hoping to get away from the situation
But my attempts were all but a success
I'm stopped from walking by a pulling on my wrist
"Oh don't worry baby, I don't mind the age. Maybe me and you could go back to my place for the night.." He starts getting closer to my face, the smell of smoke in his breath making me want to gag
Unfortunate for me, the restrooms were tucked in a corner so no one could see me. I tugged at the grip on my wrist with no luck of escaping.
"Fuck" I murmur
The next best thing was to scream. And right before I went for it, my mouth was covered by his hand and he was dragging me outside.
At this point, my eyes were starting to stream with tears and my breathing was turning more into hyperventilating
"Oh look at that, you're so excited for me to fuck you that you're crying with tears of joy" He says, taking away the hand from my mouth
There was barley anything I could do at this point
"Y'know what? You don't look to bad yourself" I say, trying to sound as calm as possible
"Oh? Change of heart? This'll be 10x more of an exciting night" He smiles
I make my hands up to his shoulders and grip them firmly
"Now lemme taste your sweet lips" He says, getting closer to my face
I bring my knee up to his crotch as hard as I possibly can before running off back into the restaurant
"YOU BITCH!" I hear before I enter back into the building
I speed walk over to the table, not caring that streams were streaming down my face and everyone in the place could probably hear how hard I was breathing
"W-we need to go right n-now" I say, in between unstable breaths
"Woah, woah, what the fuck happened?" Clay asks as all 4 boys stand up
"I'll t-tell you in a b-bit p-p-please just let me in the c-car" My breathing was getting worse by the second
"HEY MOTHERFUCKER, GET BACK HERE" The guy was in the building now, and he was looking around the restaurant to see where I was
Fear filled my eyes even more as I covered my mouth to hold back my sobs
"Ok, ok. I'll pay. Jaxon and George, go get her in the car. Sap, stay with me incase something happens" He throws the key to George and I run out the restaurant as fast as I can
We run to the car and get in, George starting it
I put my head in my hands, breathing harder than I ever have in my life and crying so many tears that they could fill a pool. The tears were drenching my sleeves and pants, but only one thing was running through my mind as Jaxon rubbed my back and George sprinkled me with questions.
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED..?
Words: 1821
Date: August 22nd, 2021
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