No One's POV

"Mornin." Umiko greeted as she met her team outside the academy.

"Mornin Umi-chan!" Naruto greeted excitedly.

A gloomy Sakura then stalked over "Morning..." She looked over at Sasuke.

"Hello Sasuke-kun." She stated bluntly.

He squinted his eyes at her 'Something's wrong with Sakura'

Umiko zoomed near him with a poker face and poked his cheek "Is the duck butt actually worrying about his fangirl?" She asked in curiosity.

He glared at her "You're stupid."

"You're emo." She retorted.

"You're blind."

"Of course I am, idiot duck."

"Ugly!"

"Bish I'm beautiful! You just jealous I'm sexier then you! Fat!"

"Who you callin fat fatass?! And I'm not jealous of you!"

"Emo!"

"Blind!"

Naruto and Sakura watched them back and forth their heads moving on whoever was yelling.

"Fangirl lover!"

"Old lady!"

"Who you callin old?!"

"Have you seen your hair?!"

"Have you seen the way how your hair is styled?!"

"Guys!" Naruto yelled.

"What?!" They turned their heads towards him with a glare. By now, their foreheads were clashed together, a tick mark on both their heads.

They noticed and moved their heads away from each other. Crossing their arms, both of them turned their bodies away but their head stayed as they glared at each other.

"The exams are about to start! Not stop bickering and lets go!" Naruto huffed and all of them marched their ways into the room.

2 chunnins were guarding the door as one of them punched a girl in the face.

"I will be waiting upstairs." Umiko said and walked up the other flight of stairs.

"You guys should quit! We're being nice to you. The chuunin exams are tough."

Sasuke walked up "Cut the crap and remove the genjutsu." He demanded.

People started to murmur.

"What's he talking about?"

"This is the third floor."

"Are we not on it?"

"Oh? So you noticed."

"Sakura how about it?" Sasuke turned his head towards Sakura "You should've been the first to notice it."

Sakura perked up.

"Your analytical strength and genjutsu know-how has improved most in our squad."

"Sasuke-kun..." She smiled "Of course. I've realized it ages ago!" She smirked.

Umiko scoffed in the background 'Tch. She just did that to impress him'

"You see, this is the second floor!" She yelled.

'And that's why I'm standing here in the first place stupid!' Umiko snarled.

"Yup!" Naruto nodded.

The sign that said 301 tuned into a 201.

"Well not bad..." One of the guard said "But all you've done is catch on." He spun his leg and got ready to kick Sasuke "Right?!"

Sasuke was alert as he went to kick him back.

But before they can, Lee jumped in between them and grabbed both their legs.

"He's fast!" Sakura said "He was a whole lot different when he was getting punched before!"

He let their legs go and they put their legs down.

Sasuke had a ticked face 'He stopped my kick! What's with that chakra in his arm?'

Lee's 2 teammates walked up to him "That's not what you promised." They guy or girl said.

"You were the one who said you didn't want to carelessly attract attention and be watched." He said.

"But..." Lee turned his head.

He started to blush as he stared at Sakura.

"Oh boy..." Tenten shook her head "This again..."

He walked up to her "My name's Rock Lee. Your name's Sakura, right..."

She blinked at him "Huh?"

He winked, still with a blush, and gave her a thumbs up "Please go out with me! I'll protect you until I die!"

Sakura had this face. ° - ° "Absolutely...not."

Lee had a dumbfounded face "Huh?"

Sasuke had this face.

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"You're...too intense." Sakura dead panned.

He put his head down in shame. Naruto laughed nervously and crossed his arms behind his head.

"Hey, you there." Neji and Tenten walked up to the group. Sasuke turned his head around.

"Identify yourself." Neji demanded.

"When asking someone their name, give your own name first." Sasuke put his hands in his pocket.

"You're a rookie right? How old are you?" Neji interrogated.

"I'm not obliged to answer." He stated bluntly.

Neji glared at him "What?"

Tenten laughed in the background. 'Cute'

Sasuke turned around

"Let's go! Sasuke-kun, Naruto, Umi-" Sakura started.

They turned around to see Umiko snoring on the stairs. They sweatdropped.

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After all that, they headed to room 301 but they were stopped. Again.

"You with the unpleasant face! Wait!" This time, it was Lee's voice.

"Huh?" They turned around to him.

"Damn! Not again!" Umiko groaned.

"Huh?"

"Eek!" Sakura shrieked.

"What is it?" Sasuke asked him.

"Why don't you fight with me here now?" Lee challenged.

Sasuke squinted his eyes at him "A fight here now...?"

"Yes." Lee jumped off the railing and landed on the floor. He pointed to himself "My name's Rock Lee."

He pointed to Sasuke "When asking a person their name, I'm supposed to give my own name first, right? Uchiha Sasuke."

"Hmph...So you knew?"

Lee got in a battle position "I want to fight you." He said determined "I want to test out how effective my techniques will be against the descendant of the clan reputed for genius ninjas. Also..." He looked at Sakura.

She shuddered as a blush covered his face "Sakura. Love."

"NOOOOOOOO!!! Those lower eyelashes are awful!"

She grabbed her arms and shivered "And those eyebrows! They're to intense!"

"You're an angel!" Lee blew a kiss to her.

Naruto had a horrorfying look and Sakura started to anime cry. "NOOOO!!" She dodged it as it hit the pillar behind them.

"You're good." Lee praised "But can you dodge this?" He blew a bunch of kisses to her.

Sakura shrieked again and grabbed Umiko as a shield.

"Hey! What the-" Then she saw them coming to her "Oh hell no!" She made hand signs "D-Daton! Doryuheki! (Earth style! Mud wall!)"

The kisses hit the wall and Umiko sighed. Then she got angry and back handed Sakura "Are you fucking crazy?! If it weren't for my mud wall, I would've been," she shuddered.

"This is gonna be a piece of cake!" Naruto yelled as he rushed towards Lee with a fist raised.

"Naruto! Don't! He's a expert-!" Umiko yelled.

Lee easily kicked him away and Umiko rushed to catch him "-Taijustsu user." She finished as she caught him "Baka."

"So you wanna fight me?" Sasuke smirked.

"Don't!" Sakura yelled "We only have 30 minutes till the exams start!"

"This will only take 5 minutes!"

After the fight, Lee started to unwrapp the bandages from his arms. A pinwheel then came and stuck the end to the wall.

A big poof appeared and Lee tasped as he kneeled down in front of the smoke.

And a turtle appeared.

Everyone sweat dropped.

"...Is that a turtle?" Naruto asked dumbfounded.

"What else would it be?" Umiko dead panned.