《Blind | The Blind Ninja: Book I | Naruto》14: Ibiki
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No one's POV
After all the drama with Guy and Lee, the 4 genins headed to the chuunin room. They opened the door, to meet a bunch of other genins glaring at them.
Naruto had a freaked face "W-Wow!"
Sakura had a worried face "W-What is this...?"
Umiko and Sasuke glared a back at them.
"Sasuke! You're late!" A voice squealed.
'No!!' Umiko groaned 'Its Ino pig! Not another one!'
Ino squealed happily and jumped onto Sasuke's back "I thought I'd be able to see you for time in awhile, so I was waiting in excitement!"
Sakura immediately grew rage and got a tick mark. She pointed to Ino "Get away from Sasuke-kun! Ino pig!"
Ino slid off off him but her arm still around his neck "Oh my. It's Sakura. Your billboard brow hasn't changed eh...ugly!"
"What did you say?!"
Ino pulled her bottom eye lid down and stuck her tongue out.
Sakura growled at her.
"What's up with this?"
"Huh?"
They all turned around to see the laziest...Shikamaru. And the fattest...
Choji.
"Are you guys going to take this bothersome Exam too?" He asked with his hands in his pockets.
"Oh its the idiot trio." Naruto commented.
"Quit calling us that! Man, this is a freaking bother..."
Choji continued to munch on his chips. Umiko zoomed over to him and tried to take one but he slapped it away. He moved the bag away from her. She pouted and moved away from him.
"Yahoo! I found you!"
They snapped their head to see Team Kurenai.
"Looks like everyone's here." He smirked.
"H-Hello..." Hinata greeted shyly.
Umiko smiled brightly "Hey Hinata!"
Umiko would always talk to her when she was waiting for Naruto to come to class.
Hinata blushed "H-Hello Umiko-san..."
She patted her back "Just call Umi-chan, Hinata."
"H-Hai."
"What did you say?" Shikamaru glared at him "You guys too? Man."
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"Hai I see! Looks like all the 9 rook-" Kiba started.
CRUNCH
Umiko had stepped on his foot. Hard. You can literally hear the crack in the distance.
Kiba screamed and grabbed his foot and started to hop on his other one. Naruto had a scared face.
Umimo huffed "That's what you get for not counting me. Blind."
"Say that for yourself." Kiba muttered.
Umiko crossed her arms and glared at him deadly. Kiba shrieked "What was that? I can do that for your other one."
He shrieked again "N-No! I-I'm sorry!"
Everyone was shivering now because of the blind ninja's aura.
Umiko sniffed the room until she found Gaara's scent. She smiled and ran over to him. She slung a arm over him "Hey Gaara!"
Temari and Kankuro tensed behind them. Gaara smiled and blushed a little "H-Hi Umiko..."
Temari and Kankuro gasped. (If you're confused about this part, go read chapter 12 in the beginning. I added a little bit of stuff)
"Well, just came to say hi," she started to run back in her group "Good luck in the first part!" She called back.
Gaara smiled but dropped it when he saw Temari and Kankuro looking at him amazed and confused.
"What was that?" Kankuro questioned.
"Nothing." He turned away.
When Umiko was back, she saw a confused Naruto who was looking at a blushing Hinata whose face was turned away.
'What's up with Hinata?' He thought.
Umiko face palmed when she read the expression on his face 'You stupid dense idiot!'
Kiba regained his composure "Now then, how far can we go?" He looked at Sasuke "Eh, Sasuke-kun?"
Ino got a tick mark.
Sasuke smirked "Hmph...You're mighty confident. Kiba."
"We've trained a great deal so, we won't lose."
Choji ate his chips and stared at Akamaru. He started to walk towards him.
Then Shino stepped in front of him.
"What?" Choji asked.
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Shino looked down Choji followed. There was a bug. Crawling. Choji followed it with his eyes.
"Don't step on it." Shino warned.
"Huh?"
He looked at him "I said, don't step on it."
"You're...gonna eat that?" Choji asked.
There was a silence until Umiko broke it.
"No Choji. He's gonna let it go free and it's gonna become a beautiful butterfly. Whoo." She nodded in approval.
"Hontoni?"
"Shut up Umiko." Shino said.
She pouted "You're no fun."
"Hey you guys!" Another voice called.
A guy with grey hair and a leaf headband walked over. Umiko squinted her eyes at him. She couldn't help but get this bad feeling about him.
"You shoulder be a little quieter." He stood in front of him.
"You guys are the 'nine-' "
CRUNCH
Umiko stomped on his foot like she did to Kiba.
He yelped slightly and grabbed his foot.
"Seriously. You guys are all blind." She scoffed.
"Say that for your-" She stomped on his other foot but he dodged just in time.
"Idiots." She muttered.
He glared at her and looked back at the others "Man, you guys are all carrying cute faces..."
Umiko zoomed over to Naruto "He's gonna fucking rape you in your sleep Naruto!" She whispered loudly. Naruto shudered.
"This isn't a field trip."
Ino glared at him "Who're you?! Acting all haughty!"
"My name is Kabuto Yakushi. Take a good look around you guys."
Umiko mentally face palmed but 'looked' around.
She walked up to a rain ninja who glared menacingly at her.
"Hey! Um-!"
She pulled her arms up and put her hand on his face. She started to move them around.
"Yeah. You're right Kabuto." She turned around to face him as the rain ninja was about to rip her head off "Everyone here is ugly." She said ugly in a weird voice.
The rain ninja was furious now and attacked.
"Whoa-ho-ho!" She did a few somersault backwards "Did I hit a nerve?"
"They're the rain ninjas hidden in the rain. They have a short temper." He said.
"I guess it can't be helped though since you are rookies who don't know anything." He closed his eyes.
"Are you callin us stupid?! Come here and I'll bitch slap you right in the face! Come here!" Umiko ran to him but Naruto held her back.
"Calm down Umi-chan! Jeez!" He struggled to hold her back.
"Man someone's active." He said amused.
Umikp's face was now pure red full of rage "Ima motherfucking kill you ya fucker!" She got out of Naruto's grip and ran and him with lightning speed.
She punched him in the face and stomped on his foot she stomped on earlier. He screamed in pain.
"Hold her down!" Naruto yelled as everyone in the group struggled to hold her down. Except for Sakura who was worried for Kabuto.
"Are you sure she's not a rain ninja?" Kabuto questioned her.
"Let me go! I'll fuckin kill him!" She screamed.
"No, she just gets angry with people who underestimate her." Sakura smiled sheepishly.
They were making a big scene. Even the group from Suna was interested.
Soon, Umiko calmed down but was still caution.
"Kabuto-san, is this your second time?" Sakura asked.
"No. Seventh."
"Huh?" Shikamaru and Umiko rose a eyebrow.
"This place only takes place twice a ear and this is my fourth year."
"Then you must know must know a lot of this." Sakura smiled.
"You must be a expert! Kabuto-san." Naruto agreed.
"WHY ARE YOU GUYS AMAZED?! HE'S FUCKIN STUPID IF HE TOOK IT 7 TIMES!" Umiko yelled in disbelief.
"I agree with Umiko." Shikamaru said.
"Well, you can say that." Kabuto rubbed the back of his head.
With all that cards and the attacking, a man appeared with a bunch of other chuunins with him.
"Sorry to keep you waiting." He smirked "I am the first examiner of the first test of the Chuunin Selection Exam, Ibiki Morino."
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