《Meggy X Reader: In Real Life》Chapter 5: Villain Parade
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(Y/N): Phew... At least that's over with.
Infinite: Yeah...
Meggy: They still have that Gauntlet...
Mitch: Meggy is right... We need to get that thing off of them, but it has self-defense...
(Y/N): Yeah, which is the hard part.
Mitch: Anyone hungry?
Tari: Yeah, I am.
Saiko: Same here.
Mitch: Alright then. I'll make sandwiches. What do you guys want in them?
(Y/N): Beef.
Bowser: Chicken.
Meggy: Salad.
Mario: Spaghetti!
SMG4: Ketchup!
Everyone looked over at SMG4 and give him a 'Really?' look.
SMG4: What?
Mitch: I'll get to it. Also, Tari and Luigi?
Luigi: Yes?
Mitch: Could you head out and buy some stuff for me?
Tari: Sure!
Mitch gave Luigi a shopping list, as Luigi grabbed the keys and hopped into the car.
Tari: Let's go.
Luigi started the car, and drove off.
Mitch: You guys sit down, and I'll make the sandwiches.
(Y/N): Okie dokie.
You sat down at the table, and held Meggy's hand.
Crystal: Aww...
Infinite: So adorable.
You blushed, and shared a kiss with Meggy.
(Meanwhile..)
SMG3 and Desti crawled out of the debris, and fell to the floor.
Desti: How... Are we alive?
SMG3: No idea, but we got VERY lucky...
Desti: Yeah... Kinda dumb move I pulled back there...
SMG3: It's fine, babe. We survived, that's all that matters.
Desti: Hmm... How's the Gauntlet?
SMG3: It's slightly damaged, but it's fine.
Desti: Okay-
Someone grabbed Desti from behind, and pulled a knife out and held it to her neck.
SMG3: Huh?!
Desti: H-hey! What's the big deal?
Adrimal.S.Swipe. Interesting... An Octoling... A powerful one too...
SMG3: That's my girlfriend, asshole! Let her go!
Adrimal.S.Swipe: I see.
Ztar: Dammit, Swipe! That stupid invention you stole from E.Gadd brought us here!
Enzo: Now I can't properly celebrate my birthday!
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Adrimal.S.Swipe: Oh, shut up! It's not your birthday! And you, Ztar, can shut your cake hole!
SMG3: Jeez. And I thought I was rude.
Desti elbowed Adrimal.S.Swipe, and snatched the knife from him.
Adrimal.S.Swipe: Oi!
SMG3: Hmm... I have an idea. Lower the knife, Desti.
Desti lowered the knife, and put it into her pocket.
Enzo: What is this idea, SMG3?
SMG3: We worked before in the past, so why not do it again?
Adrimal.S.Swipe: Hmm...
Ztar: I see why not. We hate the same people after all.
Enzo: What's your plan?
SMG3: Well, SMG4 and his friends are in this world as well. They're trying to figure out a way to get back home, but we won't allow that! We also have this!
Ztar: Hmm?
SMG3 held up the Gauntlet.
Adrimal.S.Swipe: Ooooooh.
SMG3: I created it so I could take away Infinite and Crystal's power for a while... But I also made added a new feature!
Desti: And what's that?
SMG3: When I take away their powers, the Gauntlet gets powered up, and I absorb the energy!
Adrimal.S.Swipe: Not bad!
Ztar: Very smart idea.
Enzo: Hehe... I want to kill someone.
SMG3: Go on ahead. Adrimal.S.Swipe? You want to run along with Enzo?
Adrimal.S.Swipe: Sure.
Enzo: My knife is hungry... Hungry for blood!
SMG3: *Thoughts: I keep forgetting how deranged he is...*
Desti: Here is the house on the map. Head there, and cause some havoc.
Enzo: Got it... Happy birthday to me-
Adrimal.S.Swipe: SHUT UP! IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Enzo: Why are you so mean to meh?
Adrimal.S.Swipe: Never mind. Let's just go.
The two villains started their journey to Mitch's house.
(Back with you...)
(Y/N): Thanks for the sandwiches!
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Meggy: Yeah, that was good!
Mitch: No problem, guys.
Luigi and Tari walked back into the house, and put the shopping on the table.
Mitch: Thanks, you two. I'll start sorting that out.
Tari threw the keys to Mitch, as he caught them.
(Y/N): Now what?
Mitch: Just chill out and do whatever you want.
Meggy: Alrighty then.
You turned the PS4 on, and started to play Minecraft.
Luigi: Hmm... Don't mind if I do...
Saiko: Huh?
Luigi sneaked into Mitch's room, and looked at Meggy X Reader: Endgame.
Luigi: Wow... It's so cool-
Mitch: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
Luigi: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!
Mitch grabbed his Lightsaber, and hit Luigi in the pingas with it.
Luigi: Ow... Why...?
Mitch: That stuff is top secret! Get out!
Luigi: Sorry...
Mitch: You better be.
Luigi crawled out of the room, and passed out from the pain.
(Y/N): If Steve were here, he would be going crazy over this.
Meggy: *Giggle* Yeah-
There was a knock on the door.
Mario: I'll get it.
The plumber walked to the door, and heard banging on the other side.
Mario: Oh?
Enzo: FBI OPEN UP!
Mario: Wait, what-
Enzo broke the door down, as he jumped on top of Mario and attempted to stab him.
Mario: AH! GET OFF!
Enzo: Time to kill!
(Y/N): What the hell?!
You ran over to Mario, and kicked Enzo off of him.
Mario: Phew, thanks!
Enzo: Yeet!
(Y/N): What-
Enzo threw his knife at you, as you quickly dodged it.
Enzo: Dang it!
Meggy tackled Enzo, and aimed her Splattershot at him.
(Y/N): That was easy-
Adrimal.S.Swipe appeared, and summoned Teletubbies around the house.
Mitch: OH, WHAT THE FUCK?!
Tari: Teletubbies?
Po: Tubbycustard, tubbycustard!
(Y/N): Great, not these guys again.
Mitch: It could be worse!
Po: Now you're gonna get it, motherfucker-
Mitch grabbed a pistol, and shot Po in the head.
(Y/N): Whoa!
Meggy: A real firearm?
Mitch: Actually... I just found that there...
SMG4: My fault! I left that there!
You pushed a Teletubbie out of the window, as Infinite quickly cut through the crowd with his sword.
Crystal: Nice one, honey!
Adrimal.S.Swipe: Goddammit!
Enzo: We're outta here!
Mitch: Oh no you don't!
(Y/N): Huh?
Mitch grabbed the knife, and threw it at Enzo. It went into his shoulder.
Enzo: ARGH, SHIT! You'll pay for that!
The two villains ran off, as everyone cheered.
Mitch: Nice work, everyone.
Meggy: How did they get here too?
(Y/N): We'll find out soon enough...
(Change of plans... This story will be set to twelve chapters instead.)
Anyways, lata!
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