《Meggy X Reader: In Real Life》Chapter 11: Going Home
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After another one of SMG3's evil plans were foiled by our heroes, they became famous in the Real World, Mitch and Dylan were rewarded tons of money, which was the key to home.
(Y/N): Ah, near the end of another adventure.
Meggy: Yeah... I'm gonna miss this world!
Infinite: Same! We also made two new awesome friends!
Mitch: Heh heh, thanks.
Dylan: We've just bought Mitch's new computer!
Crystal: *Gasp*
Fishy Booplins: Does that mean we can go home?!
Mitch: Yep!
B0b: YeAhHhHhHhH! i CaN't WaIt To WaTcH aNiMe AgAiN!
Fishy Boopkins: Same here, Bob!
Luigi: Wait, I have an idea!
Mario: Hmm?
(Y/N): What's your idea, Luigi?
Luigi: Why not do some activities? From the looks of it, there's tons to do here!
Meggy: Not a bad idea, Luigi!
Mitch: Sure! What shall we do first?
Mario: I'm very hungry. So... MCDONALDS!!!
Meggy: YEAH!!!
Dylan: *Chuckle*
Bowser: OH, BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!!! I'M GONNA ORDER ONE-HUNDRED CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Mario: Spaghetti burger!
B0b: BiG mAc!
SMG4: Hot dog!
Everyone looked over at SMG4 with confused faces.
Crystal: Uhhh...
Mario: Yo, is this person fuckin' retarded?
SMG4: *Le sad face* Why are you so mean to meh?!
Toad: Okay, shut up! Let's just get our food.
(A few minutes of walking later...)
(Y/N): Alrighty! I'm starving!
Meggy: Mario, order please.
Mario: I'll have two number nines... A number nine large... A number six with extra dip... A number seven... Two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Toad: Greedy fatass-
Mario: A large order of fries, a orange soda with no ice, a barbecue bacon burger, a piece of hot apple pie-
Mitch: OKAYYY, that's enough. Alright, now...
(Even more minutes later...)
Mario: YEAH, BOIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
The plumber started eating his food while making chainsaw noises.
Dylan: Whoa.
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Toad: *Sigh*
Infinite: Jesus...
Crystal: Careful there, Mario.
(Y/N): Now what?
Luigi: Hmm... I know! We should go... Bowling!
Mitch: *Vietnam flashbacks*
Meggy: Mitch... You okay?
Mitch: I'm okay... Just going through bad GTA 4 memories... Of-
Roman Bellic suddenly smashed his head through the window.
Mario: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Tari: AAAAHHHH!!!
Roman Bellic: Bowling?
Mitch: Get that motherfucker!
Toad jumped at Roman Bellic and started slapping him.
Meggy: Toad, I've seen babies hit better than that!
(Y/N): Damn...
Toad: Excuse me, what da fuk?
Infinite: Anyways... Bowling time!
(Many spares, strikes and a turkey later...)
Crystal: Yay! I won!
Infinite: Good game, sweetheart!
B0b: ShE tOtAlLy ChEaTeD!
Infinite bitch slapped Bob, launching him through the wall.
Crystal: Wow!
SMG4: Serves him right...
Mitch: So... How about we go play some games?
Tari: *Gasp* YES! ARCADEEEEE!
Dylan: Hell yeah!
Saiko: Boring!
Toad: Woohoo...
Tari: YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!
Saiko: HOLY SHIT!
Toad: Damn, you make my girlfriend look sane!
SMG4 kicked Toad in the pingas.
(Y/N): Oof...
Mario: Let's a go! I'll drive!
Mitch: Wait...
Meggy: What?
Saiko: FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
Mario: Oh, be quiet! What could go wrong?
(One explosion later...)
Mitch: Good fucking going, Mario!
Dylan: You drove the truck into the arcade! Now we can't play games!
Tari: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
SMG4: Never mind, Tari! We can go back to the house and play video games instead!
Tari: Okie dokie...
(Y/N): Question... How are we gonna get back?
Fishy Boopkins: Easy! DAAAADDDD!!!
The ground rumbled, as Fishy Boopkin's dad emerged over a hill.
Dylan: IT'S GODZILLA!!!
Fishy Boopkins: Dad, can you transport us back to the house?
Saiko: Wait... I think you should of put that in-
Fishy Boopkin's dad scooped everyone up, and threw them towards the house.
Mario: Wheeeeeeee!
SMG4: SHIIIIIIIIIIIII....
Luigi: *PewDiePie screaming*
Everyone landed in front of the house, the front door opened, revealing Steve.
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Steve: Hi, guys!
(Y/N): Hi, Steve...
Steve: I just set the computer up for you!
Mitch: Ah, thanks! Well everyone... It's time to go home.
Everybody cheered, as the computer turned on and made an earrape Windows start up sound.
Meggy: Ow...
Mitch: Oops... Forgot it did that. Now... For the portal...
Mario: I got it!
SMG4: Oh, I can't watch this innocent computer get attacked...
Mario screamed loudly and started mashing the keys.
Saiko: Jeez...
Mario: WHERE'S THE SPAGHETTI MEMES YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!
The computer started to shake, and a portal opened.
Mario: YES!!! GET FUCKED, BITCHES! LATAAAAAA!
The plumber jumped into the portal.
Luigi: Well, bye bye!
Dylan: See ya!
Luigi jumped into the portal, Toad, Fishy Boopkins, SMG4, Saiko, and Tari followed.
Mitch: Wait a sec, Bob and Bowser...
(Y/N): Huh?
Bowser: Yes?
Mitch: Good luck with the gals.
B0b: Oh, ThAnKs... I wIlL gEt ThOsE tIdDiEs SoOn EnOuGh!
Bowser: Later, and remember... I'm fabulous!
The two jumped into the portal, as you walked up to Mitch.
Mitch: (Y/N)? Take care of Meggy, okay?
(Y/N): I will do!
Dylan: See you, Meggy! Hashtag Woomy for the win!
Meggy: *Giggle*
You began to carry Meggy, and jumped into the portal.
Steve: Bye, guys!
Mitch: Later!
Steve jumped into the portal, Infinite held hands with Crystal and smiled.
Mitch: Well, Infinite... I'll be seeing you later.
Infinite: Likewise, Mitch!
Crystal: Thanks for all of your help! Bye!
The married couple threw the knocked out SMG3 and Desti into the portal and jumped in as it closed.
Mitch: Well... That's the end of that chapter.
Dylan: What are we gonna do now?
Mitch: You know... This whole adventure gave me an idea for a Wattpad story.
Dylan: And that is?
Mitch: Meggy X Reader: In Real Life. I'll get started on it right now!
(Yes! We're going home! Here we come, the Hero of the Multiverse returns!)
Anyways, lata-
(Meanwhile...)
Shadownova spun a ball of dark energy on his finger, when a portal opened. Francis came out of it and smiled.
Francis: I have returned.
Shadownova: Do you have it?
Francis opened his hand, revealing a small glowing purple stone in the shape of Dr. Robotnik's head.
Shadownova: Excellent... But...
Francis: Hmm?
Shadownova: I believe you are more useful with it for now. Go on ahead... Cause chaos.
Francis put the Pingas Stone into his Trident, his eyes glowed purple, as his Trident levitated in the air.
Shadownova: Do your business. Kill those villains and the heroes.
Francis: I will... Watch out, former villains... I'm coming for you...
Shadownova smiled and spun his chair around, as Francis walked into the portal.
(Uh oh...)
Anyways, lata!
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