(Y/N): Gah!

Meggy: (Y/N)!

You were sent flying into a building by Mephiles.

(Y/N): Argh... Shit...

Mephiles: Pathetic.

G.O.L. Crystal: How dare you! We're trying to tell you something!

Mephiles: You have nothing to tell me! Infinite was the one who killed my daughter!

(Y/N): T-that's not true...

Infinite: Mephiles, please... Just listen to us! Xeggy and Wario-man are lying to you!

Mephiles: No. They're. NOT!

The Crystalline Hedgehog threw a few Energy Spears at Infinite, the Jackal quickly avoided them and landed on top of a building.

Turlandb: Ow... That fucker stabbed me...

Jen: Just stay still, sweetie. I'll fix this.

Mephiles: You can all make out when you're in Hell.

(Y/N): Grrr...

Antasma: Don't make us kill you, Mephiles!

Risky Boots: You're not the same person from a decade ago!

Mephiles: Nothing has changed! Now...

The Flames of Disaster surrounded Mephiles, as he laughed evilly.

Infinite: Shit! Not again!

Blackfang: That's not good!

Mephiles: Now... How about I sentence all of you to a land where you'll never be seen again?

???: Oh, I don't think so!

Mephiles: What-

A bolt of electricity hit Mephiles, launching him into the sky.

(Y/N): Whoa!

Meggy: Who did that?

Infinite: N-no way... I-it's...

SmeshBras123: Waluigi.

Waluigi: Wahahahaha! Hello, everyone!

Cristina: What do you want?!

Angelina: Gonna try and T-Pose us again?!

ReaderFromWR: We're way stronger than before! We're gonna kick your ass!

Waluigi: Umm... One... I was brainwashed, and two... I'm here to help you.

Infinite: Wait, what?

(Y/N): Help us?

Meggy: Hmm...

Mario: I smell some bullshit!

Waluigi: I'm being serious here, dumbass. I heard my brother is up to no good?

Infinite: Actually... He's... Sort of your brother... He's an evil version of him that was created when Francis freed the real Wario from Wario-man's control.

Francis: Yep, I did that.

Waluigi: Oh? I didn't know that... Never mind... I want to fight. And...

An army of T-Posed robots appeared behind Waluigi.

Meggy: *Vietnam flashbacks* War... War never changes...

(Y/N): Meggy, calm down... I'm here. That was a terrible event, but Waluigi changed, just like Infinite did...

Meggy hugged you tightly, and shed a tear.

Antasma: Well, this is useful. Add more to our army!

Waluigi: So... Mephiles...

Mephiles: Oh no... The Wah Master?!

Waluigi: That's me... Master Hand, get him!

Master Hand suddenly flew past Waluigi, and grabbed Mephiles.

(Y/N): OH FUCK! Where'd he come from?!

Mephiles: ACK! Let me go, you over sized hand!

Waluigi shot lightning out of his staff, which hit Mephiles and turned him into a T-Pose Zombie.

Infinite: Oh!

Dark Squid: *Gasp* Mephiles?! NO!

Wario-man: Wah... Brother...?

Waluigi: You are not my brother... You are just a spirit which possessed my real brother... You're a fake!

Xeggy: My evil husband... Are you comfortable... Fighting your brother?

Wario-man: Not really...

Waluigi: Waht did I just say?

(Y/N): *Facepalm* Wario-man is deaf...

Meggy: Yeah...

Wario-man: HEY! SHUT UP!

The Ultragod fired a laser at you.

(Y/N): AH!

Infinite: Guys, look out!

Waluigi teleported in front of the laser and grabbed it.

Xeggy: HUH?!

Wario-man: Brother, please do not interfere!

Waluigi deflected the laser, as it hit Xeggy, sending her flying into a wall.

Xeggy: OOF!

G.O.L. Crystal: Awesome!

Machito: How's that, Wario-man?

Wario-man: Sorry bro, but I can't fight you...!

Comet: HEY! Get back here!

Wario-man grabbed Xeggy, and disappeared.

Clauds: What a coward.

Waluigi: No matter. We'll get him next time. Alright... How about we look for another villain instead?

Infinite: Sure.

(Y/N): Plus, we pretty much have a huge advantage now, since Wario-man doesn't want to hurt you. He has the memories of the original Wario too...

Waluigi: Interesting...

(A few hours later...)

Lost: Shit! Guys, there's a lot of them surrounding me!

Angelina: Damn it! These robots are strong!

You punched a robot, and suplexed another.

Meggy: Wow!

(Y/N): That's what you get, bitches!

Robot 1: MOTHERFUCKING GUY, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO ME?!

Antasma: They're pissed off! SKREEP!

Risky Boots: Our Lightsabers aren't cutting them into pieces?! How's that possible?!

Waluigi: I am here! T-Pose army, get them!

The T-Pose Zombies slowly moved towards the Robots.

Robot 2: Get ready, boys!

The Robots started to attack the T-Pose Zombies.

Infinite: Thanks for the distraction, Waluigi!

Robot 3: How are they not getting hurt?!

Robot 4: They keep getting back up!

(Y/N): The T-Pose Zombies are pretty much invincible!

Robot 2: Excuse me, what the fuck?

The T-Pose Zombies started to overwhelm the Robots, which added more to Waluigi's army.

Waluigi: Yes, excellent! The more we T-Pose, the more chance we have to win!

Meggy: This is still bringing back bad memories...

A bunch of T-Pose Zombies jumped on top of a Robot, and started biting it.

Robot 6: They're eating her! And now they're going to eat me!

The Robot turned into a T-Pose Zombie, as the horde charged towards Robot 6.

Robot 6: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!

Infinite: *Chuckle*

Waluigi: Wahahahahaha! Beautiful!

G.O.L. Crystal: So... How many T-Pose Zombies have we got?

Waluigi: About... Ten-million.

ReaderFromWR: HOLY SHIT!

(Y/N): WOW!

Viger: THAT'S A LOTTA ZOMBIES!

Antasma: *Inhale* BOI.

Zelus: Why, hello there!

Infinite: Zelus!

(Y/N): Wait... She has the Phantom Ruby?!

Zelus: Damn right I do!

Infinite: *More Vietnam flashbacks*

G.O.L. Crystal: Honey...

Zelus: Wait, Waluigi? Why are you on their side?! You should be on ours!

(Y/N): Nnnyyyooopppeee!

Waluigi: Why would I work for that fake brother of mine? I'm gonna kill all of you and then him... Afterwards, I will take my leave and go back home.

Zelus: Grrr... Illusions! Attack!

Tons of Illusions started appearing.

Enzo Illusion: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!

Villager Illusion: I'MMMMM ABOUT TO WHIP SOMEBOOOODY'S ASSSSS...

Infinite: Oh, shit I forgot about that!

Zelus: What are you gonna do now, big boi?

Waluigi: You serious?

(Y/N): Get those freaks, Waluigi!

Waluigi held his staff in the air, as lightning flew out of it and started hitting tons of the Illusions, making them disappear.

Zelus: What the fok is this shet?!

Meggy: Your Illusions are puny compared to our army!

Cristina: Hell yeah!

SmeshBras123: You ain't gonna do... Shiiiiiiiit... You ain't gonna do, shiiiiiiiiiit! You, ain't, gonna do shit!

Zelus: SHUT UP, BAKA!

Saiko: Hey! That's my line!

Waluigi teleported in front of Zelus, and started slapping her in the face.

Zelus: OOH! OW! OOF! OUCHIE!

(Y/N): Slaps for days!

Meggy: Defiantly!

Waluigi punched Zelus in the stomach, and grabbed the Phantom Ruby.

Zelus: Hey! Let go of-

Waluigi crushed the Phantom Ruby, and turned Zelus into a T-Pose Zombie.

(Y/N): Awesome!

Infinite: That's how it's done!

Waluigi: Score one more for the Number Wahns!

SB123 Meggy: *Giggle*

SB123 Mario: Everyone, incoming!

Waluigi: Wah?

Adrimal. S. Swipe landed in front of everybody, sending them flying backwards.

(Y/N): Whoa!

Infinite: Oh, look who it is! The one who kidnapped my hot Waifu ten years ago!

G.O.L. Crystal: *Blush* H-hot Waifu?

Cristina: Here we go again. *Giggle*

SmeshBras123: Yep. *Laugh*

Waluigi: Ah... Asswipe. Where is your army?

Teletubbies started spawning in.

(Y/N): Oh fuck, not these guys!

Teletubby: Hello!

Po: Tubbycustard, tubbycustard!

Waluigi: Have you villains not learned anything? I can T-Pose anything!

Luna: Except for me! I'm immune to the virus!

Adrimal. S. Swipe: Oh my god, I'm so scared! NOT!

Waluigi: You should be... In fact... You should be shitting your pants.

Adrimal. S. Swipe jumped at Waluigi and threw a punch, Waluigi disappeared, reappeared and kicked Adrimal. S. Swipe in the pingas.

(Y/N): Oh, damn!

Adrimal. S. Swipe: *Head shrinks* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Cristina: How unfortunate!

Lost: That's a dead pingas!

Viger: *Laughs his ass off*

The Teletubbies ran towards you, as Infinite charged through them and started to cut through the colorful creatures.

Teletubby 1: OW!

Teletubby 2: OH, MY ASS!

Teletubby 3: I am ded. Not big souprice.

Infinite: Come on, put up more of a fight!

G.O.L. Crystal: Yeah, kick their asses, honey!

Teletubby 4: Oh, we'll show you old man!

Infinite: Old? I'm only thirty-two, you bitches!

Teletubby 5: Oof.

After a hour of a Teletubby massacre, Infinite was victorious, and Waluigi had T-Posed Adrimal. S. Swipe as well.

(Y/N): Nice job!

Infinite: Thanks!

G.O.L. Crystal kissed Infinite on the lips, as Waluigi levitated down and turned back to normal.

Waluigi: Let me know when I am needed again. I'm looking forward to fighting my fake brother!

Meggy: Sure, we'll inform you!

Waluigi got his umbrella out, and started to fly into the sky.

Waluigi: I'M MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL!

Infinite: See ya, Waluigi!

Tari: Well, that was something.

Turlandb: Indeed...

Jen: Our fight with Wario-man approaches soon! We should get ready!

Infinite: Right on!

(Y/N): Let's kick some ass.

SB123 Mario: It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. I'm all out of gum.

(Wah wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah, we are number WAHN!)

(Here is the next clue for tomorrow's chapter!)

"A favorite of the creator, one who is the master of whistles and arrows..."

Anyways, lata!