《The Worst (Unthinkable)》Drunk in Love
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'I've been drinking, I've been drinking
I get filthy when that liquor get into me
I've been thinking, I've been thinking
Why can't I keep my fingers off you, baby?
I want you'
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"A bitch bouta be twenty four tomorrow" I stick my tongue out twerking as star records smacking my ass.
"Big bardi!" E yells hyping me up.
"Hold up though cause I'm already out of breath" I laugh and they join as I stand up taking a sip from my fiji bottle.
"Bitch jet lagged" Henny cackles and I laugh nodding my head agreeing. King let us take his PJ since it was my birthday, the flight seemed mad long but it was only 3 hours. I think it was cause we left New York mad early at like 6 am.
"Well you better rest up cause we definitely going out tonight" Bianca smirks opening a bottle of henny.
"Y'all trying to make me catch alcohol poisoning this weekend" I wasn't complaining though cause I was with all the shits.
"Period pooh" Mariah quips lining shot glasses up on the marble kitchen table.
Star and E air bnb'd a gorgeous beach house for the week, the ocean was dead in the backyard.
The room I was staying in had a stripper pole in it and everything, I was ready to get litty.
"Too an amazing week in Miami and to my bitch cardi turning big 24 tomorrow night" Bianca smiles filling the shot glasses and we all pick up one once she's finished.
"To year 24" I smile holding my glass up.
"To year 24" They synchronize before we all throw the strong liquid back.
"Aight, club in a few so rest up ladies!"
"Happy birthday bitchhh!" E shouts and I clear the shot of patron with no problem.
The club was mad lit, it seemed like everybody popped out for my pre birthday turn up.
Everybody wanted to party with cardi.
Another round of bottle girls made their way in our section with big Belaire bottles with sparklers lit on top.
"Ya titties look mad good" I compliment one of the bottle girls. She had beautiful milk chocolate skin and them titties was sitting.
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I love the bottle girls at this club cause they never had tops on, they just had star shaped nipple tape.
"You the birthday girl?" She questions with a cute smile and a perfectly arched eyebrow.
"That's me" I smile eyeing her perfect set of twins.
"They feel better than they look" My eyes widen and I look up seeing a small smirk playing on her face.
"Can I?" I ask trying my best to disguise my excitement as she silently nods.
Cheesing I excitedly cup her right breast giving it a light squeeze.
"Shit feel like pillows, I can sleep on em" I drool caressing the soft skin.
"Look at this bitch" I hear henny laugh and I look up seeing star recording, sticking out my tongue I close my eyes tilting my head as I gave her breast another light squeeze.
It dead felt like a juicy cloud in my hands.
"Tell whoever sucking on these titties cardi said cherish them" I tell her releasing her breast and she giggles shaking her head.
"Happy birthday ma" She smiles handing me the big bottle before turning around disappearing in the crowd.
"Did you see her titties?" I ask turning my head looking at E.
"Sittin, you ain't show the left boobie no love" She laughs sipping on her patron.
"The left tittie never gets love"
My phone vibrates next to me and I lazily reach over picking it up.
I was too lit, I was layed back hanging halfway off the bed and the room was spinning fast as fuck.
Holding the phone close to my face I squint my eyes trying to focus in, seeing the familiar name I answer the facetime.
"I was expecting you to answer in the club" She giggles making me slightly smile.
"You on the plane?" I knowingly question.
"Yea, I should be there when you wake up. I just wanted to be the first one to tell you happy birthday" She smiles flexing her dimples.
"Thank you love, I can't wait for you to get here I miss you" I slightly pout.
"You sure? I seen star story on ig" I knew she wasn't mad cause she had a sly smirk on her face and her tone was playful.
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"I couldn't help it, you know I'm a titties type of bitch and them pretty mufuckas was sittin" I had to put extra emphasis on sitting cause I needed her to understand them titties was heaven sent.
"It's ya birthday so I'm gone let you live" She shrugs with a smile.
"How could I not love you?" I stare at her in adoration as her cheeks flush pink.
"I love you too" She mumbles.
"I lowkey just wanna cuddle with you all day when you get here" I blurt, I knew she was only gone be here for two days and I had another 5 days out here so I just wanted to be under her while I had the chance.
"That's the liquor talking, you know y'all about to be in the club acting up" She laughs lightly shaking her head.
"You gone be right by my side acting up with me, feeling on titties together" I smile.
"Maybe" She slyly smirks.
"Bel" I lightly groan feeling the familiar set of plump lips lightly pressing against my own.
"Happy birthdayyy" She softly purrs.
Slyly smiling I flutter my eyes open focusing them on her face.
"When you get in?" I raspily question stretching out, my hangover wasn't as bad as I thought it was gone be.
"Like two hours ago, I made you
a birthday breakfast" She smiles gesturing to the platter that sat ontop of the tray she sat on the nightstand.
It was filled with pancakes, eggs, bacon, grits, sausage, and fresh fruits with a tall glass of orange juice on the side.
"Where my gift at though?" I smile as she playfully rolls her eyes.
"Later, eat and freshen up first" She leans down softly kissing my lips.
"Let's fuck" I whisper with a smile and she shakes her head.
"Ya breath stink" She giggles swiftly turning around running out the room.
"You ain't shit!" I shout behind her with a laugh.
Picking up the tray I sit it over my lap smiling as I spot the two tylenols she put on here.
It's really the little shit that make me love her more.
I despised her for making me feel so soft and mushy inside, I was a gangsta bitch but when I was with her I was just belcalis.
Sticking my tongue out I expertly put my hands on her hips matching her energy as she passionately grinded all that ass on me.
The club was over capacity and I'm pretty sure they could be heard down the street when they sung me happy birthday.
Just like yesterday night the bottles never stopped coming, my drink choice for the night was dussé.
I think I took too many shots with nic though cause this dussé had her lussé, she was acting out and I was ready to drag her out this club and rip her out this dress.
The song switches and much to my dismay she stops her movement turning around throwing her arms around my neck.
"You look sexy with my chain on" I smile, she had on my 'cardi b" chain and I loved it.
"I got a surprise for you when we leave here" She smiles pecking my lips.
"Let's go to the restroom real quick" I sneakily smirk rubbing her sides.
"You can wait" She chuckles kissing my lips.
I pout burying my face in her neck, moving my hands lower down her back I palm a handful of ass.
"Let's just leave right now" I mumble lightly kissing her neck, smirking as she visibly shivers.
Pulling back from her neck I connect our lips in a sloppy lust filled kiss.
She moans in the kiss and I gently massage her ass knowing I was slowly winning her over.
Pulling back her chest heaves as she looks up at me with lust filled eyes.
Taking my hand in hers she swiftly turns around leading me through the crowd as I victoriously smirk.
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