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MATTHEW TKACHUK
GET HERE NOW
Whats gotten with you?
Matt? What happened now?
Its ten at night whats going on?
MATT LIKES JAELYN
ADJJHDBSJ
I fucking hate you Johnny
who?
Never heard of her
SHE'S MITCH MARNER'S SISTER
Holy fuck
I'm gonna kill both of you
Its true tho
BUT SHE'S MITCH MARNER'S SISTER
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT'S NOT CONCERNED HERE?
Since when were you ever concerned?
WHEN DO WE PLAY THE LEAFS THIS SEASON
IN TORONTO?
December 1st
why?
oh no no
JOHNNY DON'T
YOUR GONNA MEET HER
Off topic
but why are you guys talking in caps?
....
Old people don't understand
^
I'm not old!
your 35
that's old
Screw you guys
I'm out
LMAO
ANYWAYS
RIGHT
YOUR MEETING HER MATT
I told you no.
I haven't seen her since we were kids
Didn't you see her well you were on the knights?
I'm pretty sure you were on the same team with
Mitch
I may have been on the same team as Mitch
but she's studying at U of T
What does U of T stand for
you idiot
its University of Toronto
....
ohhh
took you much longer then it should have
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO MEET HER
TO BAD I'M TELLING MITCH
I hate you
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