《Nutzlose Fragen? - Nutzlose Antworten!》8. Welche Gegenstände sollte ich meiner kleinen Schwester niemals ausleihen?
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Bevor ich die Frage beantworte, eine Warnung: Solltest du eine kleine Schwester haben, so wirst du das hier wohlmöglich witzig finden. Solltest du selbst eine kleine Schwester sein, so rate ich dir, dieses Kapitel nicht zu lesen, es sei denn du hast Humor. , ich denke, dass du das hier verkraften wirst! 😜
Meine kleine Schwester ist vor einiger Zeit auf die Idee gekommen, Gitarre lernen zu wollen. Da sie erst mal schnuppern und sich nicht gleich eine eigene Gitarre kaufen wollte, bat sie mich ihr meine zu leihen (Ja. Spiele selbst auch Gitarre🎸❤️). Als sie mir mein Instrument dann zurück gab musste ich feststellen, ! Wie kriegt man das hin? Kann mir das bitte jemand verraten? Sie sagte, beim Stimmen wäre sie oben an den "Dreh-Dingern" hängen geblieben. Aber um solch eine Aktion vollführen zu können bedarf es schon einem Höchstmaß an Grobmotorik! Ich habe auch lange Haare und NIE bin ich beim Stimmen in den DREH-DINGERN hängen geblieben!
Was habt ihr schon mal eurer Schwester (oder eurem Bruder) geliehen, und es später bereut? (Raum für die Antwort ist in den Kommentaren 😻)
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