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"𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐈𝐏𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐒, 𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓."

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𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐃 refused to believe that the Hargreeves were his kids, when Luther and Klaus were acting stupid on the floor with Luther, laying on top of Klaus and making his oxygen supply go low, he still showed his disappointed face as he walked away from the chaos being ready to be unleashed.

And, oh, the chaos was really about to get started.

The Sparrows didn't waste a single second when they scattered all across the living room and followed the Hargreeves over to the main staircase. Having raging faces, they seemed like they weren't here to play around.

As Five was trying to beat the living shit out of Ben, Marcus ran over to Y/n and was ready to swing a punch at her. Luckily, the girl saw him approaching and bent down, dodging it before making him fly away across the living room and crash at the bar.

"God, these people aren't here to mess around, huh?" She chuckled to herself when Luther walked over to her. She crossed her hands on her chest, feeling confident with what she did, until Marcus stood up, being seemingly all right without a single scratch, and gave the look of a lifetime. "Shit."

Y/n's smile instantly faded as Luther got right in front of her and into position. "Go, I'll handle him here."

As Marcus ran over to Luther and the two began their fight, Y/n saw Ben and Five pummeling each other. For a second there, it was impossible for her to believe that Ben, a person so kind and nice she knew, was doing such horrible things. But they would rather get out of here alive than dead.

When Ben was about to strangle Five to the end, Y/n ran over to them and kicked Ben right in his feet, making him fall down to the ground on his face and giving Five some time to jump away to the balcony above.

She put her foot on his throat, not letting him stand up and rather choke on the floor, as he tried to get her foot off him. "I can't believe you're alive, Ben." She kicked him right in the face, making him roll over as she backed away. "You're a way bigger asshat than I remember tho."

Ben stood up from the floor, touching his neck for any shoe marks or bruises, and looked at Y/n, being completely unphased by this. "Is that some kind of small talk?"

"Well, I like to think so." Y/n took a couple of seconds advantage to tie her hair in a low ponytail as she and Five made one last eye contact. "But it doesn't really matter anyway, there are much bigger problems here."

"Great. Then here's your next problem." With ease, Ben unleashed one of his tentacles out from his body just as Five jumped right next to Y/n, took her into his embrace, and teleported them both right behind him.

Five swung a nice and smooth punch at him, making Ben fall to the ground like a dead body once again. He fell right in front of them and at their feet. "Good to see you as well, brother."

The two looked at each other, finally getting a moment to breathe, only for Y/n to look towards her left and see Vanya and Allison beating the shit out of others. "Be right back." She patted Five on his shoulder and ran off to Vanya's aid.

Just as Jayme swung a punch at Vanya and made her fall to the ground, Y/n kicked Jayme in her back and made her fall to the ground. Jayme tried to sway her feet under Y/n's to make her fall as well, but Y/n jumped right in the nick of time and teleported right behind Jayme again. After sending another good kick to the face, Jayme was left on the ground to cry and bleed out.

Y/n ran over to Vanya's support and helped her stand up by holding her hand. "You ok?" She asked just as Sloane was slowly walking towards the two.

Vanya noticed that and got ready. "Go ahead, it's my turn now."

Taking the hint, Y/n teleported away to the second floor and sat right on the floor to give herself a moment. Putting her hand on her chest, she could feel her heart beating a thousand times per hour. But when Allison and Five came out of literal nowhere and landed right in front of her, needless to say, it startled her just a tiny bit.

"What the hell?" Y/n asked the two as she helped Allison stand up from the floor. "You two look so dead."

"One thing's for sure, our brother's no longer." Allison took the chance to make a joke out of that perfect sentence, which made Y/n snicker a bit.

"Hey, short pants." Jayme strode down the floor after seeing the three of them up there. "What's up?" Crazy to think that just seconds before she was rolling on the floor with her blood pouring out of her mouth and nose.

"Go help the others." Five told Allison as an order. "We'll handle it here." And nodded for Y/n as a sign.

As Allison walked away, Y/n gave a non-verbal answer back just before Jayme punched her in the face and threw her across the railing. Y/n landed right on the cold floor instead of teleporting, but realized that after her face met the ground. Luckily, all the other Sparrows were in the living room, so she wasn't beaten up by them.

Groaning and wiping off the blood from her nose, she was just about to stand up until she heard and saw Five, tumbling down the stairs and landing right next to her. "Holy shit! You alright?"

"Does it look like I'm alright?" Five rhetorically and sarcastically asked her.

Y/n didn't reply to that with anything because when she saw Vanya, floating in the air by Sloane, she used the last of her energy left and teleported right behind her. Sending a good punch to the face, Sloane stopped using her powers and Vanya fell to the ground, crashing to the living room table.

Sloane grunted when she hit the ground as Y/n let out a small laugh. "Your family is a bunch of dipshits, I hope you know that."

"Yeah," Sloane wiped away the blood off her mouth and looked at it on her fingers. "I could say the same about yours."

"Eh, I already know that. It was good to see you though." Was the last thing she said before teleporting away over to Five downstairs and grabbing him by the hands. "We gotta get out of here now."

Five took that in an instant and the two ran away through the rooms. Because they knew the house better than anyone else, they already knew how and where to navigate. They even met Allison on the way.

"Allison, hey." Y/n smiled at her when the pair caught up to her.

"Y/n?" She looked at the two behind her. "Where are the others?"

"They're probably on their way." Five answered her as they took a sharp corner through those narrow hallways.

But just as they took a turn, they saw Luther kneeling down to Sloane and, seemingly, not hurrying to get out. "Luther, we're leaving!" Y/n told him as she and Five jumped over him.

As Allison stayed behind to persuade Luther to get up and get their asses out of there, they could all hear the faint footsteps behind them and ravens screeching from the top of their lungs. When they all caught up together, they made a dumb decision to stop and look back only to see that they were screwed.

"Seriously?" Luther looked at the three of them as the birds were coming right at them.

As Allison moved Luther out of his place, the four of them continued running away from the ravens until Five began to slow down at his pace. "The briefcase!" He yelled and turned around, jumping away.

"What?" Y/n stopped running when she couldn't feel him anymore. "There's no time!"

"Don't worry about him!" Allison took her hand and dragged Y/n with her until the three of them made it into one of their rooms. "Come on, shut it, shut it!" Allison yelled for Luther and as soon as they were all together, they shut the door at the very last second.

Standing against the door and holding it with their bodies, they all began panting like dogs after the wildest chase ever. It seemed as if the worst was in the past. But just as they thought that they outran the ravens, their beaks began pounding and scratching at the door, making holes in them.

They all backed away from the door, which was now beginning to crumble into its last pieces. "Shit, what do we do?" Allison asked the other two, even though Luther was useless either way while Y/n took both of their hands in hers as the last choice.

"Hold on and please don't do anything that would stain my clothes." And teleported them and her out of that hellhole.

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𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 use their feet after such a fight, the kids groaned all together, almost in unison, when they finally made their way to the park. After finding some benches and tables, they easily made themselves comfortable and decided to get some well-deserved rest.

"Just gonna sit." Luther struggled to speak as he sat down. "I'm just gonna sit for a minute."

"That didn't go well." Diego, who was the only one out of them who wasn't sitting, concluded as he looked around himself.

Y/n barely sat down at the table as Klaus lay right on top of it not caring about it at all. "You think?" She squinted her eyes at him and sighed.

Not only she, but all of them felt entirely exhausted. Not once in their life were they as tired and shocked as they were now, it was obvious just by looking at them.

Klaus easily cracked his joints as if he was in his bed and finally felt some sort of relaxation. "Oh, I'm cracking."

When picking the fight with the Sparrows, they didn't expect to be beaten up so easily. This was the first time they had to withdraw.

"You all right?" Allison noticed Luther's dazed face when he was looking at nothing.

"I don't know yet." Luther shook his head and began ranting his gibberish thoughts to Allison as if she was his therapist.

"Holy shit..." Y/n put her hands on her legs and put her head down, letting her blood start flowing once again.

"Okay, I think Luther's concussed." She stated, rubbing his shoulder.

"Like he wasn't already before." Y/n managed to snicker to herself even when her head was pounding.

Klaus sat next to Y/n, after getting off the table, and raised a couple of fingers. "Luther, how many fingers?"

But a quick realization snapped Luther back into reality. "Oh my god." His eyes went wide like little plates as he looked at Allison. "Vanya."

But just in time, Vanya almost crawled over to them from the bushes and was more than delighted to see her siblings. "Oh. Thank God you're alive."

"You okay?" Allison asked as Y/n finally raised her head from the ground.

"Apparently, so is Ben." Klaus smiled at Allison.

"Yeah. And he's a complete dickhead."

"They're all dickheads."

"Dickheads who can fight."

"Okay," Five intervened when he saw that this was going to go on forever if he didn't stop it. "Next person to say "dickhead" is getting a punch to the throat."

"Dickhead."

"Dickhead."

"Dickhead."

"Dickhead."

"Dickhead."

When even Y/n joined the fun, Five shook his head and looked away from everyone, having enough thoughts on his mind at the moment.

"Hey," Diego broke his gaze and walked over to Klaus to interrogate him. "Did Dad tell you why he was calling them his kids?"

"He sure did!" Klaus laughed out loud, looking over at everyone. "You ready? Dad was so repulsed by us back in Texas, that he adopted an entirely different group of children just so he didn't have to raise us."

"Yeah," Y/n chuckled to herself and crossed her arms on her chest. "That seems about right."

The overlapping chatter continued between them, but out of everyone Five stayed silent. "I think you're all missing the big picture here." Diego, Klaus, and Y/n turned their heads to listen. "If Dad didn't adopt us as kids, he changed the timeline. So who knows what else is different now."

Y/n looked down at the ground and shook her head. "Essentially, you're telling us that we might not even exist here?" She asked him with a raised eyebrow.

Five leaned in a bit and nodded. "It's possible, but we don't know anything about here."

"But shouldn't you know?" Allison pointed at him with her index finger.

"Sorry, sis," Y/n answered her for Five. "But to figure out the way this timeline is operating with us, apparently not even being adopted, it might take more than 10 minutes and a whole ass step-sibling family fight to find out."

Allison was about to talk back at Y/n, but Vanya stopped her just in time. "Guys, look, it's fine. We still have the Commission's briefcase, so worst case, we can just go back in time and fix it."

The girl slowly turned her head to look at the boy, knowing that even that choice was out. "There are two problems with that statement." Five sighed and stood up from his seat, not wanting to look at Y/n. "First off, time travel is complicated, people."

Luther and Diego shook their heads and mocked him when they were hearing the same song over and over again from him. "Yeah, we get it. Your job is so hard. Just, what?"

"Well, definitely harder than yours, Diego." Y/n smiled at him right before Five continued, earning a glare from Number Two.

"And secondly..." Five took a moment to think of a sentence. "...we no longer have the briefcase."

To say something, that was the worst thing Five could have said. It felt like a slap in the face. Everyone put their heads down, being in utter disbelief, as Allison stood up from her seat with an open mouth. "Five, where the hell is the briefcase?"

The siblings exchanged some glances, knowing that all of their guesses were the same level of good when Y/n softly chuckled under her breath. "Take three guesses, I'll bet ya never will get it."

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