Oml back to this story again~ xD

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Rays from the rising sun lock onto Hisoka's face as it beams an intense amount of light causing his face to twinge in discomfort. His right hand flops around the bed aimlessly to find...wait a minute...

His eyes shot open.

-Gon!-

The magician sprung out of bed, knocking a few pillows and the duvet onto the floor. His eyes violently scanned the area like a mad man. His mouth was agape in incredulity. "It can't be..." the man spoke heavily under his breath.

His gaze landed towards the window that was fully open. The drawers below the window were designedly drawn out, turning the furniture into a makeshift staircase. The man flew towards the window and stuck his head out to see Gon deliberately pulling and entertaining himself with gunk that he discovered in the gutters.

"Gon!~" The man harshly whispered. "Come here!~" He told the boy.

The baby spun his head in the direction of the man and lifted the filthy debris he found in the gutters as though it were treasure. Beaming and babbling about his findings.

Hisoka gagged as he saw slimy decomposed leaves conjoined from rain water from previous days scooped up willingly by pudgy hands.

"Gon! Put that down!~' he scolded.

Losing patience, the man took hold of the bottom of the window frame as support and jumped out so that he stood on the roof as well. He looked down from the roof which was a solid 6 meters away from the ground and then returned his attention to the baby who was oblivious to the potential danger. The man slowly inched his way towards the boy as though he were walking on a tight rope. "Come here.~♣️" he spoke, waving his hands towards himself to grab the other's attention.

For a while the baby stared at the man with dumbfounded eyes before crawling towards him. However, the tile below the infant fell along with the boy.

Thinking quickly, the man fell as well and caught the baby before the boy became one with the ground. He ungracefully landed onto the concrete floor with bare feet, causing bits of gravel to impale his sole and fire ants that were walking in a line to their nest to bite the man out of pure aggression. The man grunted from the pain and cursed under his breath before beginning to stomp the suckers into the afterlife.

The mailman who was doing his runs watched with wide eyes. Once Hisoka took notice of him however, without any delay the worker quickly shoved the mail into Hisoka's mailbox causing a few of them to fly out into a puddle nearby. Noticing his mistake, he shifted into high gear and bolted to his delivery car, hitting the gas pedal until he was just a speck in the distance.

The baby gave a jovial scream that blew out the man's eardrums as he bounced happily in Hisoka's arms, clumsily clapping as though they should do it again before pointing back to the roof where this mess happened.

This boy is going to be the end of him.

Drained, the man dragged his legs to the front door with Gon still vibrating in his arm, pulling at the man's red locks with gunk from the gutters still covered on his hands. A piece of paper was hurriedly stuck onto the door as if the person who placed it here was reluctant to. Hisoka carelessly ripped it off the tape it was attached to and almost tore it in half in the process. He rubbed both of his eyes with two fingers before bringing the paper up to his face, squinting so that the letters come to focus.

It read:

Parenting class 101

Starts at 8:00am to 9:30am

Everyone is invited!

Met us in 666 Everi Hill Lane!

The man snorted in amusement before nearly crumpling the paper up. However, after seeing what just went down this morning he stopped himself. Instead, he wagged the flyer up and down in thought.

"The delivery boy..." he mumbled as he absentmindedly stared at the doorknob.

After hearing that Hisoka was going to use a dog pen as a baby cage he got concerned and came back to stick this unsightly flyer onto his door.

The man silently stared at the boy whilst the boy stared back, grinning from ear to ear.

A sigh of resignation left the man's mouth.

Hisoka opened the door in hesitation.

The place was littered with animal plushies, wooden letter blocks and cartoon characters he had never saw before. Gon seemed to appreciate it because he whirled his head every which way as though he was possessed.

Honestly, Hisoka wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.

Looking further into the room, there were a group of women in a circle who sat criss-cross applesauce with their baby beside them. Occasionally, grabbing them if they decide to crawl away from their ritualistic circle. There was one lady however who stood deliberately in the middle; perhaps the leader of the group.

The door behind Hisoka closed and a small click resonated throughout the room.

The lady spun her head at the entrance in surprise. Her eyes lit up as she spoke. Her voice sounded a bit too optimistic.

Obnoxious even.

"Hey ladies!" She dragged out as she looked around the circle before looking back at the man who was attempted to walk straight out the door. "It seems that we got a newbie on our hands! Welcome to the class! Are you new at the game?"

Hisoka's right eye twitched in annoyance. "Game?~". he mumbled.

"The parenting game silly!" She exclaimed, striking both her thighs with her hands in disbelief as the ladies surrounding her snobbishly cackled at Hisoka's naiveté.

He already about almost had it with this class and he is only one foot in the door.

"I'm just messing with you!" she chuckled in jest. "Welcome to the class! Won't you share us you and your baby's name?" She asked, trying to light up the mood to wipe off Hisoka's disapproving expression.

There was a delay before the man consented.

As much as he doesn't like this class already, he still needs it.

"My name is Hisoka and this one right here-" The magician started as he ruffled the baby's raven mane, causing the infant to coo in content. "is Gon" he finished.

"Lovely!" She chirped as she clasped her hands together. "Girls make some room so Mr. Hisoka can join us please." She requested.

The women scooted backwards so that there was an opening in their little circle for the newcomer.

Hisoka sauntered his way forward and slowly sat down like the rest of those around him.

"Okay girls!" Oh and excuse me, Mr. Hisoka. Back to our discussion! What do you normally do if your baby cries?"

"I'd hand him a pacifier! One lady said.

"I'd give my baby a bottle because most of the time when he cries is just because he is hungry." Another women chimed in.

"All very good answers!". The leader's gaze soon landed to the only man in the room. "Mr. Hisoka you have been quiet. What would you do if your baby cries?"

Golden eyes glanced around the inner circle. The women were all smiling and patiently waiting for the man's response. "I'd hold and sway him until he stops.~♣️" he finally answered.

There was a short pause before the mothers looked to one another, nodding in approval as though it were judgment day for the man.

"Wonderful! You're already one step into become a professional parent!" The leader beamed.

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