Me: You guys just got a lot of dares! (Talking to SS crew)

Logan: Ok, what are they?

Patton: YaY!!

Virgil: From who?

Roman: I hope I don't have to die

Remus: WHOO!

Emile: I hope it isn't too crazy

Remy: Lay it on meh!

Deceit: Ok

Me: They are all from a fantastic hooman named

Dahlia: *whispers dare to Remy*

Remy: At least I get to tell Dee, Hey Dee!

Deceit: Pardon?

Remy: I have to flirt with Emile

Deceit: Hehe this is going to be so cheesy

Remy: *gasps* I am not cheesy!

Deceit: You handed me a rose when we went on our first date

Remy: Fine maybe I am a bit cheesy

(Remy walks over to Emile)

Emile: *has been practice for Remy flirting with Deceit* This is going to be fun!

Remy: Do you have a map?

Emile: I don't but Logan does

Remy: Good because I got lost in your eyes~

(Emile chuckles)

Remy: I'm sorry! *runs to Dee and cuddles him on the couch*

Remus: *death glares towards Remy* (picks up Emile and kisses his cheek)

Roman: Logan you carry a map on you?

Logan: To prove a point and to help if we are lost on one of your imagination adventures

Me: Deceit has to punch or slap Logan

Deceit: I'm so sorry Lo but, *slaps Logan*

Logan: It's fine

Roman: Logan's way stronger than you think

Deceit: I know, I just feel guilty! *Hugs Logan*

Logan: It's ok Dee *hugs back*

Me: Next Virgil has to lick the floor

*Virgil gags*

Virgil: WHY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT REMUS DOES TO THIS FLOOR?

Roman: Do you know what all of us have done to this floor?

Me: If you don't you aren't allowed to wear a tux to your wedding

Virgil: Fine, *licks the floor and goes to throw up* IT TASTES LIKE SHIT AND REMUS'S DEODERANT!

Ocean: YOU DROP HIS DEODERANT ONCE ON THE FLOOR AND NOW IT'S THERE FOREVER

(retching noises from the bathroom)

Ocean: Roman has to say something nice about Remus!

Roman: He's a god at Mario Kart

Remus: Love the compliment but that's Logan

Roman: Then, your style is actually pretty tasteful

Remus: Thank you! *Hugs Roman*

Ocean: Logan has to apparently tell his crush but we all know who that is

Logan: *kisses Patton's cheek*

Ocean: Next Patton has to kiss the most adorable person in the room!

Patton: *kisses Logan*

(Logan returns the kiss but it quickly gets heated as Patton deepens it and they are teleported away to their room)

Me: I'm so glad I've made it so people can't get pregnant

Roman: But they are both-

Ocean: Fanfic logic

Virgil: Ok but who would be pregnant?

Remy: I think Pa-

Deceit: Logan

Remus: Yeah, I agree

Roman: Explain, please

Deceit: Well, he RADIATES bottom energy

Remus: And I can tell!

Me: Oh shit I forgot I did that

Ocean: Did what?

Me: Made it so Remus can tell who's a top, bottom and switch

Remus: And your headcanons

Dahlia: Yep

Me: Anyways, Well I hope you enjoyed this! Thanks to for the dares!

Dahlia: *whispers* also the next proposal is coming up soon

Me: *sits on Dahlia's back* GOODBYE MY GEEKS PEEPS AND NON BINARY MEEPS!

Ocean: Peace OUT!