Remy: Ok, before I start any dares for me?

Me: You have to bitch slap everyone and insult them

Remy: Ok I'm only doing my crew because I'm scared to slap the LITERAL GOD OF DESTRUCTION and CREATION who can probably kill me in a second (points to Ink's brush) I ain't slapping them or their friends

Remy: Imma slap people first

(Remy bitch slaps Emile)

(Remy bitch slaps Remus)

(Remy bitch slaps Roman)

(Remy bitch slaps Virgil)

(Remy bitch slaps Patton)

(Remy bitch slaps Logan)

(Remy bitch slaps Ocean)

(Remy bitch slaps Me)

(Remy bitch slaps Deceit, hesitantly)

Remy: Now insults

(In order of how Peeps got slapped)

Remy: Your so immature that even Patton can do better at being mature

Emile: Wow

Remy: Your room is almost as dirty as your mind

Remus: That's saying something

Remy: Meeting you is like ordering a pepperoni pizza but only getting one pepperoni on the whole pizza

Roman: That hurts ;-;

Remy: I can't insult the emo baby I'm sorry but I'll slap him again, *slaps Virgil*

Virgil: Can I have a coffee?

Remy: Sure *hands him coffee*

Remy: Anyways, Patton you act like a sugar cookie but your thoughts say oatmeal raisin

Patton: O-O? But oof

Remy: Logan, you act like cement but really you are Play-Doh

Logan: OwO?

Virgil: Who taught him da OwO?

Roman: Tumblr

Logan: UwU!

Remy: Ocea-

(Remy gets tackled by Me)

(Deceit tackles me)

(Deceit and I fight in the background)

Remy: Not insulting Author bc she can be scary

Me: I'M SORRY DEE!!!! *hugs Deceit*

Deceit: It's fine

Remy: *picks up Deceit* I'm not insulting my Waifu

Me: PFFFT, also I'M NOT OKAYYYYYY

Virgil: I'M NOT O-FUCKING-KAY!

Ocean: I'M NOT OK!!!!!

(It's part of the song, "I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by MCR)

Me: Anyways, Deceit is now able to dare everyone in this chap. Bc I'm posting it on his B-day

Dahlia: She'll also have an art spam chap dis week for art she's been holding up since Pat's Birthday

Deceit: I dare everyone to do a flip!

(Patton tries and almost fails, his legs just not in sync)

(Logan does a perfect flip but accidentally kicks Roman in the dick)

(Remus does it perfectly and does it again but lands on the ceiling)

(Emile tries but flops onto the floor but then gets grabbed onto the ceiling by Remus)

(Remy does a slow mo flip somehow)

(Roman does a cartwheel accidentally)

(Virgil does a perfect flip but gets accidentally kicked by Roman doing a cartwheel)

(I just immediately fail)

(Ocean put how you did)

Remy: Ocean! Now!!!!

Ocean: Huh? Oh YEAH!

(Ocean and I clap and the mind palace is decorated with gold, pastel yellow and black decorations with snake plushies in random places)

Deceit: Woah! Thank you guys!!!!

Ocean: Also! *Drapes a two headed snake over his shoulders*

(Ocean, can you please describe said snek here?)

Me: *hands Deceit a box of hats for his snakes*

Dahlia: Deceit and Remy, in honor of your birthdays you get to do whatever you two want to the rest of the sides

Deceit: Yay!!!

Remy: Sweet

(Everyone hands Dee his presents, Logan: Custom plushies of all his snakes with every detail, Patton: Disney Villain plushies, Roman: Disney Villain heated blanket, Virgil: Snake themed weighted blanket, Remus: Custom plushies of all the sides, Emile: Heater for his room)

(I have a headcanon that Dee loves plushies and blankets)

Deceit: Emile, how did you know I needed a new heater?

Emile: I walks by your room, felt cold air from under the door and assumed also you complained about it constantly whenever Remy wasn't around

Deceit: Oh, anyways (tackle hugs Ocean) THANK YOU FOR THE SNAKE!!!!

Ocean: oof, and your welcome Dee! *Hugs him*

Remy: Let's continue with dares and truths

(Remy's present is for the end of the chap)

Deceit: Ok, Logan has to wear the most revealing outfit he owns!

Logan: THAT'S WHY YOU MADE ME BUY THAT!

Remy: Oh I almost forgot we got to do this, and you have to have cat ears and tail now!

*Logan goes to change*

Deceit: Patton, you now have to let Remus dress you

Remy: And he gets to decide which animal/human thing you are!

*Remus drags Patton to his closet*

Deceit: Virgil and Roman let each other dress you

Remy: And it can't be any color they are already wearing! And style their hair!

*Roman and Virgil walk off*

Deceit: *calls Remus* Remus, dye your hair a pastel color!

Remy: And your outfit the opposite color!

*Remus says Yes and hangs up*

Deceit: Emile, dress in the darkest outfit you have!

Remy: And dye your hair a dark color!

*Emile walks off to change*

Me: Uh, you can do Ocean and I instead of yourselves

Deceit: Dress as a soft girl

Remy: And cut your hair I to a pixie cut

*I happily skip off*

Deceit: Let Clairbear choose your outfit

Remy: And let them style your hair too

*Ocean walks out*

(Everyone walks out and sits on the couch or around it)

Me: I LOVE THIS!

Ocean: Eh, I'm just a but cold

Remus: I don't like this

Emile: Cheer up Remus, It's not the end of the world

Roman: I like what you picked out My Chemically Imbalanced Romance

Virgil: Surprisingly me too, Sir Sing A Lot

Logan: I'm not enjoying this and REMUS STOP PLAYING WITH MY TAIL

Remus: It's fluffy and makes me feel better

Logan: Fine

Patton: *dizzy* I'm glad you didn't choose the maid outfit but this isn't a whole lot better

Deceit: Well, now time for dares and truths, Rem go first

Remy: Patton, what's the dirtiest thing you've thought of?

Patton: *blushes* Uh- *writes it down and throws it to Remy*

Remy: Holy shit

Deceit: Wtf?

Patton: ;-;

Deceit: Logan you have to admit your biggest secret

Logan: I actually don't mind the outfit that much

Remus: Better than this!

Remy: Stop being a bab- I DARE ALL THE BOTTOMS TO BE TURNED INTO BABIES

Me: *le snap*

(Remus, Logan, and Roman turn into babies)

Remus: Roman? Where are you?

Roman: Remus! I'm right here!

Logan: Wree? Dee? Whewe awe you?

(Deceit picks up the three of them and plays with them on the ground)

Remy: Emile, I dare you to look Baby Remus in the eyes and eat Play-Doh

Emile: *picks up Remus and sets him down, looking him in the eyes*

Remus: ÓwÒ?

Emile: *eats a whole container of Play-Doh*

Remus: *giggles and claps*

(Emile goes to throw up)

Deceit: Virgil, I dare you to put make up on Roman while he is a baby

Virgil: I'm down for some Emo Baby Roman

(Virgil puts dark red eyshadow on the lids of Roman's eyes, then a slightly lighter shade around it with some gold over the top. Puts some mascara on him and Black/Gold lipstick on him)

Roman: *looks in the mirror* WOAH!!! I WOOK COOWL!

Virgil: Hehe

Remy: Patton, I dare you to give Logan Crofter's!

Patton: ok! *Puts Logan in a baby feeding chair*

(Patton feeds Logan some normal Crofter's Logan's Berry flavor)

Logan: *eyes go huge* More! More! *Signs 'More'* Pwease?

Patton: Aww!

Deceit: I dare Ocean to dig themselves into a pile of sand!

Ocean: ??? *Realization* YES!!

(Ocean gets into a pit of sand, only her head showing)

Ocean: I am the sand gaurdian, Gaurdian of the Sand!

Me: Poseidon quivers before her!

Ocean: Fuck off!

Remy: Patton and Remus, Recreate the "Saying Nothing" Vine

(They both nod)

Patton: *ends a meaningful speech and moves over to make room for Remus and gives him the mic*

Remus: I ain't saying nothing *walks off*

(Everyone else laughs)

(They quote a lot more vines and then turn the babies back into adults)

Remy: Before this ends, I just wan to say, Deceit you are the best thing to ever happen to me. You helped me when I needed you the most, we've shared secrets and countless stories.

Deceit: *starts to tear up*

Remy: I know your not normally one for sentiment because it gets you confused and you can't help but lie

(One of my headcanons)

Remy: So, Will You Marry Me? *Gets on one knee*

Deceit: I can't believe it

(Remy looks confused)

*Dee then gets on one knee and shows Remy the box holding a ring*

Deceit: I totally wasn't planning on proposing to you as well

(They then start to cry and hug each other, slipping on each other's rings and hug again)

Ocean: Awww! Isn't this cute Cla- Where is she?

(Ocean looks around to see me with 2 strangers on the couch)

Ocean: Who are you guys?

Me: Uh- I wanna keep their privacy so Jade and Peirce

Ocean: Oh, ok I thought I had to kill some bitches

Peirce: Dang it

Jade: Well, let's end it here

Me: You do it I'm too tired to

Peirce: I can't your hanging onto my arm

Me: You can't talk when I'm holding onto my arm

Peirce: I can but I'm too comfy to

Ocean: I'll do it, Goodbye my Guys, Gals and Non Binary Pals!

Jade: PEACE OUT!