《Lucy and Wendy's pain》● New years special ●
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YAY, it's new years that means a new me!! I thought to myself then I started walking "careful Lucy!!" One of the boats man's called "I will!!" I shouted. When I went inside my house "HAPPY NEW YEARS LUCY/LUCE/LU-CHAN/BUNNY GIRL/LUCY-SAMA/LOVE RIVAL!!!!!!!" Levy, Erza, Wendy, Carla, Juvia, Gray, Gajeel, Jellal, Romeo, Happy, Pantherlily and Natsu shouted "WHY ARE YOU GUYS HERE AGAIN!!" I shouted, "we're here to calibrate new years with you Lucy-sama and is it okay if Romeo and Jellal join us?" Wendy asked "but why do you always go to my house plus we calibrated Christmas in my house as well and Romeo and Jellal can stay" I said "we always calibrate here because it's so big" Natsu explained and I sighed but then Erza gave me some booze "COME ON LUCY DRINK SOME BOOZE!!!!!"
And I did what she said cause if I don't I will get punished.
When all the boys went inside we see all the girls drunk AGAIN!!!
"REALLY FOR THE THIRD TIME!!!!!!" All the boys shouted except Romeo and Jellal who just had confused face then Erza threw one of her swords at us but we all dodged then she shouted "SHUT UP AN GIVE ME SOME BOOOOOZZZE!!!!!!" We all did what she said and gave her booze damn Erza is scary. Then Levy went to Gajeel and Juvia went to Gray and Jellal went to Erza while Wendy just stays on the floor while Romeo tries to wake her up then Luce came up to me "Natzu can you make cat noises pleassse!" Luce said plus she said my name wrong! But it was kinda cute so I did some cat then she started laughing like Levy.
Levy went up to me and she was so CLOSE to me like she was about to kiss me "Gajeel why do you look like metal" she said I didn't answer her question, do I really look like metal then she started laughing like a maniac and pulling my hair but I just stand there trying to figure out if I look like metal or not.
Juvia went up to me while crying "GRAY-SAMA WHY IS WENDY-SAN MISSING ALL OF THE FUNN!!!" She said really she thinks this is fun does this face looks like I'm having fun!?
Does it no it doesn't right now I want to be Wendy so I can miss all the "fun"
But Juvia started crying even more "why are you crying so much?" I asked, "it's just Gray-Sama's face it looks like an angry gorilla wahhhhh!!" She said while crying, even more, do I really look like an angry gorilla, I feel so offended but I don't care I look gorgeous no matter what people say about me.
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I went up to Erza too calm her down. So I held on to her but she shouted "GET OFF ME!!!" So I let go of her how can I calm Erza down if I can't even hold on to her I kept trying but she will still say the same thing then I had a great idea "hey Erza if you calm down I will give you lots of !" I said and now she had hearts in her eyes 😍really!?" She said I nodded then she hugged me I blushed a lot but I hugged her back then she broke the hug and said "How about 200 cakes!" How the hell can she eat 200 cake 😱 "o-ok" damn that will cost so much of my jewels but if it's for Erza then I will do it.
I ran over to Wendy as fast as I can to try and wake her up but she keep saying "look up at the pretty stars" then I kissed her she quickly snap out of and I quickly let go of her I blushed so much so I turned to another direction and I asked her "um are you ok" I said "yes" she said then I sighed in relief "good" double good she isn't drunk anymore.
"That's weird why does it feel like 2 of my ships are kissing, Elfman," Mira said out of nowhere "WELL I HOPE IT IS NALUUU!!!!!" Mira shouted with hearts in her eyes Elfman and Lisanna have a confused look on there faces "NaLu?" Lisanna said "THAT'S MY SHIP NAME FOR NATSU X LUCY!!!" She shouted again "really then what's the ship name of Lisanna x Natsu?!" Lisanna said "you don't have a ship with Natsu", Mira said calmly "what! I should have a ship with Natsu!" She shouted "sorry no signs of Natsu x Lisanna", Mira said while sipping on some cup of tea "then I'll make my own ship it's called NaLi the two people are me and Natsu", Lisanna said then Mira spat out her tea "WHAT?!" She shouted "I said I'm-" Lisanna was interrupted by Mira " I know what you said!!" Oh my dear sister this means war Mira thought
They still know I'm here right "guys", I said but they keep talking about ships I feel so lonely now I don't feel manly anymore I need a hug.
Oh no Carla's drunk again! Then Carla went up to me and Lily then she shouted "you're my horses!" Then she climbed onto us then we started to make horse noises "FASTER!!" We did what she said and went faster.
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Finally the girls have calmed down then Erza shouted "LETS PLAY THE GUILD MASTER GAME!!!" Then we all shouted except Romeo and Jellal "NO" then we all received a death glare from her then we all said "YES" gosh Erza is so damn scary. Then we all pulled out one stick "whoooo's the master~"w e all said but then Erza had a evil grin on her face oh no "ME" Erza shouted we're doomed! "Ok now, number 7 and number 5 must kiss on the lips for one minute" then I looked down and I'm number 5 then I said "I-I-I'm number 5" I said while blushing and Luce said "and I-I-I'm number 7" we looked at each other and we blushed then we kissed.
we blushed the whole time and we could here clicking sounds of a camera
Then I hears Erza wisper "Mira would love these"
We kissed for one minute then I literally blushed so much and Natsu just awkwardly laughed. After that was done we all picked a stick and we all said
"whoooo's the master~" I looked down and "I'M THE MASTER!!" I shouted everyone except Romeo, Erza and Jellal sighed in relief "number 6 must strip there panties and put them on number 1's head" I said ,E rza's not the only one who's cruel but I saw Erza's number so she had to strip her panties hehehehe but I don't know who's number 1 but who ever it is they will be so
I look at my stick and it had the number 6 sh-"I'm number 1" Jellal said. FUC- shoot "I-I-I'm number 6" I said while Jellal just blushed 50 shades of red while Lucy snickers why lucy why I went easy on you and you do this then I put my panties on his head I blushed so much while I hear clicking sounds from a camera "Mira would love this" Lucy said while waving a picture infront of my face then Natsu came over to her and they both shared a high five.
OK I got to admit that was kinda funny seeing Erza blush so much then we all picked out a stick and said "whoooo's the master~" I looked down and I wasn't the master damn it "I'M THE MASTER SUCKERS" Gajeel said then he said "number 3 must strip naked and sing a short song about who they love" damn he's so cruel like Erza then I looked down few it wasn't me. Then Levy started stripping oh no she's number 3 this will be interesting then she started singing "ohhhhhhh GAJEEL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LALLALA EVEN IF YOUR SONGS ARE STUPIDDDD AND EVEN IF YOU TRIED TO KILL ME FROM THE FIRST DAY WE MEEEET I LOVE YOU AND I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO~ there happy now" then I heard Natsu and Lucy filming the whole thing, they make such a good couple and I looked over to Gajeel who was on the floor "that sound horrible" he said "it's not like yours sound any better" Levy shouted But I actually agree with metal head.
Some people didn't really like the song but Juvia thinks it sound good. Then we all picked a stick and said "whoooo's the master~" then Juvia looked at her stick and Juvia said "JUVIA IS THE MASTER~" then Juvia had a great idea
"Number 5 and number 11 must pretend they are dating for a week and you can show that by holding hands, calling each others nicknames and hugging while one person leaves" Juvia said "I'm number 5" Wendy-chan said "and I'm number 11" Romeo-kun said then Romeo-kun and Wendy-chan blushed but they both started to act like a couple while Wendy-chan sat on Romeo-kun's lap then Juvia heard some clicking noices then Juvia looked over to Natsu-kun and love rival they both looked like a couple then Juvia asked "Lucy-san why are you always so close to Natsu-kun and why is Lucy-san sometimes doing the same the same thing as Natsu-kun?" Then everyone looked confused Juvia wonders why "L-L-Lucy-san?" Lucy-san asked "that's why everyone was confuse Juvia calls love rival Lucy-san now because Juvia thinks she's already taken by Natsu-kun" Juvia explained and Natsu-kun and Lucy-kun were blushing Juvia just giggled then we moved on to the next round.
we all picked a stick and said "whoooo's the master~" then I said "I'm the Master!" Then I remembered what mira told me to do and then I said "number 1 and number 2 must wear these shirts for a month" I know what the shirts say and I saw Gray and Juvia's number so They have to put the shirt on then Gray said he's number 1 and Juvia said she's number 2 then they both wore the shirts and Natsu,Lucy and me took some photos
"Good job b-b-babe," someone said and I blushed so much then I realised it was Romeo then everyone started laughing.
I GOT THE PHOTOS I NEEDED FOR MY SHIPS😍😍😍😍PLUS I GOT EXTRA PHOTOS FROM HAPPY
GruVia:
NaLu:
RoWen:
GajeVy/GaLe:
JeRza:
AHHHHHHHHHHHH FANGIRLING SO MY SHIPS ARE SO CUTE
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