It's been ages, hasn't it? Sorry, I'll try to be better! Someone give me some motivation!

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- "Sorry, I'm having a hard time processing the amount of stupidity coming out of your mouth."

- "I promise."

- "Can you quit being a distraction? I'm trying to focus but you're giving me The Eyes, babe."

- "How about a game of spin the bottle?"

- "You mean you've been lying to me for three years?"

- "I always told you my favorite color was yellow! How is that not important?"

- "Are you ever going to let that go? It was one time!"

- "So. Is there a certain way I'm supposed to introduce myself to a mermaid?"

- "It's three in the morning."

- "I'm pregnant."

- "Get out!"

- "Honey, the kids were right about the thing in the basement."

- "Maybe you'd like to go out on a date with me?"

- "... Do you ever think before you speak?"

- "Ohoho, cookies you say?"

- "I thought we were just friends."

- "Don't play dumb!"

- "Wait was that a part of the plan?"

- "I bought us a puppy!"

- "The clothes on your back are more expensive than my tiny apartment."

- "Bury me shallow, I'll be back."

- "I got really drunk last night and I think I blacked out, do you know what happened?"

- "We just bought our first house!"

- "I will not even hesitate to sacrifice myself for you guys... No, I'm not taking paintball too seriously!"

- "You absolute dumba-"

- "Wait, my brother's on stage right now? Hurry!! We gotta boo him!"

- "I will show no mercy on Mariokart."

- "Good morning, sweetheart."

- "Please don't look at me like that."

- "No, don't cry! I'll be over with ice cream and a movie in less than 10 minutes!"

- "I'm gonna do a backflip off the roof."

- "I said 'Two minutes!'"

- "I'll make it up to you, I promise."

- "Our first date really was magical, wasn't it?"

- "I can't do the distance anymore. I'm so sorry."

- "I just don't want to be forgotten."

- "Duck, duck, goose!"

- "I think I'm gonna throw up."

- "We've been in like for an hour and a half, is it really worth it?"

- "You're lucky I love you."