Not gonna lie, I found all of these on Tumblr. Enjoy!

- "I'm trying to get some work done but you and your friend are being really loud could you please stop–oh no you're cute" AU

- "I heard you playing the guitar/ukulele/whatever instrument but you're really bad at it do you want a quick lesson" AU

- "Hey I heard yelling and crying coming from your apartment and I just wanted to make sure everything was okay" AU

- "You're my neighbor who got drunk and thought this was your apartment but I can't just send you back home when you keep crying and venting about all of these awful things happening to you" AU

- "You're trying to move in all on your own because no one you know has the time/cares well guess what stranger/new neighbor I care how can I help" AU

- "You're always stealing my parking garage and I'm finally here to confront you about it (btw your car is ugly but you certainly are not)" AU

- "There's a swimming pool at our apartment complex for people who live there and you swim in it a lot while I like to read by it and we've always gotten along pretty well until one day you get my book wet and now I must make you pay" AU

- The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the crack of dawn AU

-I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbor standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU

- My neighbor has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs AU

- Someone keeps stealing my doormat AU

- My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders AU

-I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it's a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! AU

- The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WHAT THE HECK! AU

- My neighbor's sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment AU

-The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra AU