《S.E.X.T.I.N.G. (Jyler)》SEXUAL EDUCATION
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I feel so embarrassed right now. 😔
is everything ok? 😯
if it was, I wouldn't be telling you that I feel like this. 🤦♀️
srry. 🤭
what happened, baby?
If you laugh at me, I'll block you, asshole.
Some guys were offering free condoms at school today... something about being responsible when it comes to our sexual life...
So my friends grabbed one of these tiny plastic bags filled with condoms and pamphlets about sexual awareness... here's the thing, the condoms had funny things written on them...
???
Like the image of Darth Vader saying "I am NOT your father".
And so I took one of the plastic bags to read more wraps, and there was a tiny bottle of something that felt kinda like oil and hair gel and just disgusting...
lube?
Yes, I know what that is... now.
W.A.I.T. So you didn't at the moment? 😂😂😂
IMMA BLOCK YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD! 🖕
Don't.
I'm sorry, kitten. 😂♥️
That must've been embarrassing. 😐
that wasn't the embarrassing part, Tyler. 😬
I asked my friends what the bottle content was... AND THEY TOLD ME IT WAS FUCKING HAND DISINFECTANT!!! 🤦♀️
and when the teacher came in, she said she felt her hands a little filthy. And so I offered her some """"Disinfectant"""".
NO WAY U DID THAT!!!
you*
and she answered: "sure, thank you sweetie."
And then she saw the bottle and thought I was messing with her... and she told me in front of the whole fucking class: "Jenna, this is clearly lubricant, your little prank failed. Don't underestimate the knowledge of an old woman."
are you ok, hun? 💔
why am I even this stupid? I'm almost 18 and still didn't recognize a fucking lube. I've always thought I was a normal teenager but I know nothing about sexuality and even my friends can tell. 🙍♀️😔
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And I don't care about the "I am not ready yet" bullshit, I AM ready... but for some reason I just don't feel like it. Sex seems so... predictable. A guy inserting his dick in a girl's vagina. What's so special about that? NOTHING.
that sounded like such a kinky argument. 😂😂😂
kinky argument??? 😳🤷♀️
what does that even mean? 😂
kinky. You know, as... kinks.
I don't get it, Tyler. 🤷♀️
lemme help you. I'll be your sexual education teacher. 😉😏
that's insane. 😂🤭
First lesson: kinks. 💋👅💦
Kinks... I'm kinda scared but I'll trust you on this one.
First of all: it MUST be "kinks 💋👅💦" not just "kinks".
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